Fisted by the Returns Fairy (reluctant paranormal fisting) [NOOK Book]

Overview

Lucy finds out first hand why her local library has such a low overdue-books rate. WARNING: This 3250 word story looks at the ligher side of being fisted by a paranormal being and contains explicit descriptions of fisting by The Returns Fairy on a reluctant young woman with five overdue library books.

Themes: reluctant sex, fisting sex, paranormal sex

Excerpt: "...The only thing stopping me from screaming at that point was the spooky green ...

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Fisted by the Returns Fairy (reluctant paranormal fisting)

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Overview

Lucy finds out first hand why her local library has such a low overdue-books rate. WARNING: This 3250 word story looks at the ligher side of being fisted by a paranormal being and contains explicit descriptions of fisting by The Returns Fairy on a reluctant young woman with five overdue library books.

Themes: reluctant sex, fisting sex, paranormal sex

Excerpt: "...The only thing stopping me from screaming at that point was the spooky green light the man seemed to be glowing with. I couldn't see any particular point of illumination, he just radiated it from everywhere. Because of that, I was sure I was still dreaming rather than trapped in my room with a psychopath. The man looked slightly jittery, as if he was excited about something and was waiting for me to speak.

"Who are you?" I asked.

"I'm The Returns Fairy of course! Tee hee hee!"

"The Returns Fairy?"

"Yes! I work for the library. When you borrowed your last lot of books did you see those posters up boasting about the library's record-low levels of overdue books? That's because of me!"

"You drive out and bring the books back?"

"No, don't be silly! I fly out and f***** the ever-loving bejesus out of anybody who doesn't return their books on time. Tee hee hee! Nobody forgets to bring their books back anymore and the library staff couldn't be happier!"

The man did a little dance and the tinkling of bells became momentarily louder until he stopped. This was a weird dream and I'd had enough. I pinched my arm, hard. Holy hell did that hurt. My heart beat harder in my chest, I really was trapped in my room with a psychopath. I glanced at my bedroom door, slightly ajar, and where the man was standing. Could I make it? I had to try. I swept the covers aside and bolted for the door in a panic..."

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940016224596
  • Publisher: Scarlett Skyes
  • Publication date: 2/11/2013
  • Sold by: Draft2Digital
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 361,620
  • File size: 273 KB

Meet the Author

Although trained as a nurse I am now able to pursue writing as a full-time career thanks to a supportive partner who is perfect aside from needing to realise I don't necessarily want to do *everything* that I write about.

I live in Auckland, New Zealand but I have also lived in the UK for a period of time and used the opportunity to travel into continental Europe as much as possible. I hope to return one day! 
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