Fondled and Gobbled: One More Slurp [NOOK Book]

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A well-endowed germophobe goes for a wild ride with a woman who knows no boundaries and her inadequately endowed boyfriend. Two BDSM novices learn that not everyone can top—when everyone wants to sub. Big boobs, big hair, a shrill voice and gunfire fetish—the hero finds the perfect woman. A girl who’s never seen a penis before—but her momma told her what to do if a man ever whipped one out in front of her. If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a series...
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Fondled and Gobbled: One More Slurp

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Overview

A well-endowed germophobe goes for a wild ride with a woman who knows no boundaries and her inadequately endowed boyfriend. Two BDSM novices learn that not everyone can top—when everyone wants to sub. Big boobs, big hair, a shrill voice and gunfire fetish—the hero finds the perfect woman. A girl who’s never seen a penis before—but her momma told her what to do if a man ever whipped one out in front of her. If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre. An Exotika® erotica anthology from Ellora’s Cave
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781419946127
  • Publisher: Ellora's Cave Publishing Inc
  • Publication date: 8/28/2013
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 918,174
  • File size: 139 KB

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  • Posted September 18, 2013

    I really like a book that has sex and humor and Fondled and Gobb

    I really like a book that has sex and humor and Fondled and Gobbled: One More Slurp is full of both. This anthology takes all the clichés bits and pieces from serious erotic stories and turns them into laugh-out-loud parodies. This quickie page-turner had me laughing so hard my make-up was streaming down my face from tears of laughter. Seriously, this book should come with the warning: Do not read in public! By far my favorite is the germophobe that is having a ménage trois. I mean come on…a guy who is afraid to kiss and here he is having sex with two other people! *Snorts* 




    The erotic genre has gotten so flooded with wannabe writers taking themselves way too seriously. I love how these four authors have taken the subject and shown how silly we have gotten. Anybody who has a sense of humor will love this book. I have found there are a total of five Fondled and Gobbled books. If Fondled and Gobbled: One More Slurp is any indication of how funny the first 4 books are then I got to get my hands on them! I highly recommended this book.




    I received this book from JeepDiva for the express purposes of an honest review. The opinions and rating of this review are solely mine and in no way was I compensated.




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