Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich

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Being a monster isn't all frightening villagers and sucking blood. Monsters have their trials, too. Poor Frankenstein's cupboard is bare, Wolfman is in need of some household help, and it's best not to get started on Dracula's hygiene issues. What could be scarier?

Nineteen hilarious poems delve into the secret lives of the Creature from the Black Lagoon, Bigfoot, Godzilla, and others. In a range of styles that pay homage to everyone from Charles Schulz to John James Audubon, ...

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Overview

Being a monster isn't all frightening villagers and sucking blood. Monsters have their trials, too. Poor Frankenstein's cupboard is bare, Wolfman is in need of some household help, and it's best not to get started on Dracula's hygiene issues. What could be scarier?

Nineteen hilarious poems delve into the secret lives of the Creature from the Black Lagoon, Bigfoot, Godzilla, and others. In a range of styles that pay homage to everyone from Charles Schulz to John James Audubon, the monstrously talented Adam Rex uncovers horrific--and clever--truths you won't want to miss.

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Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly
Lovers of silly pop-culture allusions will get a kick out of these monster spoofs. The title poem sets the parodic tone. Frankenstein's monster, pursued by torch-bearing villagers, feels sad to be despised: "They threw tomatoes,/ pigs, potatoes,/ loaves of moldy bread./ And then a thought struck Frankenstein/ as pickles struck his head." Instead of pitying himself, he thanks the mob and makes a Dagwood sandwich. In subsequent pages, Rex (Tree Ring Circus) in a mocking spirit akin to Sendak et al.'s Mommy? parodies wolfmen and vampires. A recurring joke features an aggravated Phantom of the Opera who cannot compose music except to the tunes of "Pop Goes the Weasel" and other standards ("It's a small world after all./ Angry cursing fills the hall./ Now he's crawling up the wall./ It's a small, small world"); a goofy Dracula tale follows the bouncy meter of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. Rex demonstrates a dizzying yet fitting variety of artistic styles, layouts and lettering. For instance, he styles a Jekyll and Hyde tale as a 19th-century illustrated newspaper, a photo collage imitates a Japanese monster flick, and a perfectly realized Richard Scarry bunny gazes sweetly at a yeti in a sendup of a Little Golden Book ("The Yeti Doesn't Appreciate Being Called Bigfoot"). Rex gives readers the pleasure of discovering punch lines on their own, and his droll, ultra-detailed paintings show he takes comedy seriously. Ages 5-10. (Sept.) Copyright 2006 Reed Business Information.
Children's Literature
Frankenstein's monster tale of how he collects the ingredients for his "big disgusting lunch" is only the first in a series of witty rhymes about monsters. The Phantom of the Opera appears and reappears, miserably unable to get a song out of his head. He is joined by some well known characters like the Creature from the Black Lagoon, Wolfman, the Invisible Man, Dracula, and the Yeti, each as part of an odd or silly verse or narrative. The Wolfman, for example, receives a complaining note from his dog about the excessive hair in the drain. A barber has no end of trouble cutting the invisible hair of the Invisible Man. Other less known folks like the Middlewich Witch-Watchers Club, or the Mummy who will not go to his Eternal Rest without a story and some cookies, all add to the zany fun. Rex uses oil paints and "lots of stuff" to create portraits and detailed environments, like the turn-of-the-century barbershop with Medusa coming in the door, or Dracula's son in a dentist's chair. The styles vary enormously from page to page, with detailed full color alternating with black-and-white sketches and period recreations, along with comic-book strips. One almost has to know the original creatures and their stories to fully appreciate the range of Rex's coverage, but kids should enjoy at least part of the fun. Do not miss the "Invisible Man Makes a Snow Angel, 1897" and other amusement in the small print opposite the "Menu" listing the contents. 2006, Harcourt, Ages 9 up.
—Ken Marantz and Sylvia Marantz
School Library Journal
Gr 2-5-This hilarious collection of illustrated poems describes the lives of well-known monsters. There's Frankenstein, who tries to borrow food from townsfolk, but is instead pelted with garbage: "It's true, at first/he thought the worst:/His neighbors were so rude!/But then he found/that on the ground/they'd made a mound of food." The accompanying illustration shows the pickle-green brute happily eyeing a towering sandwich made from discarded edibles. In several comical appearances, the Phantom of the Opera bemoans the fact that he can no longer compose arias because he can't get catchy tunes out of his head ("It's a small world after all./Angry cursing fills the hall./Now he's crawling up the wall./It's a small, small world"). He eventually considers an alternate career. The Creature from the Black Lagoon ignores his mother's advice, swims too soon after eating, and sinks; Count Dracula walks around with spinach in his teeth because no one dares tell him about it. Told with smooth, unstrained rhymes, each selection captures its subject's voice. Rex uses an impressive variety of techniques and media in the artwork while paying homage to famed illustrators. From shiny black-and-white graphics in "Zombie Zombie," to a Richard Scarry-esque interpretation of the Yeti, to pen-and-ink sketches of Dr. Jekyll, each creature claims its own style. The book is fresh, creative, and funny, with just enough gory detail to cause a few gasps. Kids will eat it up.-Lee Bock, Glenbrook Elementary School, Pulaski, WI Copyright 2006 Reed Business Information.
Kirkus Reviews
Readers will relish every gross and hilarious entry in this monstrous menu of misadventures, from the towering appetizer concocted by Frankenstein-a green-skinned Fred Gwynne in Rex's detail-rich, superbly over-the-top illustrations-to the Japanese-inflected closer, "Godzilla Pooped on my Honda." Interlaced with repeated appearances from an increasingly frantic Phantom of the Opera (who can't get a succession of pop tunes out of his head), the verses and accompanying art go from suggesting unfortunate results when "The Invisible Man Gets A Haircut," to making lurid allusions to the contents of "The Lunchsack of Notre Dame." They range from why "The Yeti Doesn't Appreciate Being Called Bigfoot," to tracking the Mummy's reluctance to bed down: "Here's his new excuse: / He wants cookies with his juice. / But he won't get far- / that's his stomach in that jar." Making Judy Sierra's Monster Goose (2001), illustrated by Jack E. Davis, look like an exercise in restraint, here's a read-aloud candidate sure to elicit loud screams-but not of fright. (Poetry. 6-10)
From the Publisher
A Junior Library Guild Selection

• "Readers will relish every gross and hilarious entry in this monstrous menu of misadventures. . . . Here’s a read-aloud candidate sure to elicit loud screams—but not of fright." —Kirkus Reviews, starred review

• "The book is fresh, creative, and funny, with just enough gory detail to cause a few gasps. Kids will eat it up."—School Library Journal, starred review

"With irreverent entries such as ‘Count Dracula Doesn't Know He’s Been Walking Around All Night With Spinach in His Teeth,’ this mash of monster poems will send kids howling (with laughter)."—Family Fun

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780152057664
  • Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
  • Publication date: 9/1/2006
  • Pages: 40
  • Sales rank: 700,506
  • Age range: 5 - 10 Years
  • Product dimensions: 9.90 (w) x 10.90 (h) x 0.40 (d)

Meet the Author

ADAM REX is the author and illustrator of PSSST!, TREE RING CIRCUS, FRANKENSTEIN TAKES THE CAKE, and The New York Times bestseller FRANKENSTEIN MAKES A SANDWICH. He lives in Tucson, Arizona.
www.adamrex.com

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  • Posted July 19, 2012

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    Sometimes spooky, sometimes scarey. The illustrations are sure t

    Sometimes spooky, sometimes scarey.
    The illustrations are sure to fascinate young readers. And the rhythm and rhyme are comical and intriguing. Truly a riot of words. *Great summer reading entertainment. *Silly, ridiculous, just fun reading.

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  • Posted November 3, 2011

    We love this book!

    My son and I have read this book several times,and not just at Halloween, we read it all through the year. It's very fun!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 5, 2009

    Fun for all ages

    Very clever...my daughter & I both enjoyed it!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 17, 2006

    Funny, Funny, Funny

    I read this book with my 8 year old and we just loved it. The humor was perfect for his age. As he gets older he doesn't like to read books like this because he considers them baby, but this book was perfect. He also loves Godzilla so he really enjoyed 'Godzilla pooped on my Honda'.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 2, 2006

    Great for a Good Giggle

    My 4 year-old son loves this one. I thought he wouldn't enjoy poetry, but I was wrong. I read this to him and his great-grandmother and they both were laughing and giggling togther. You should check this one out for sure.

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