Frankly Scarlett, I Do Give a Damn!: Classic Romances Retold

Frankly Scarlett, I Do Give a Damn!: Classic Romances Retold

by Nancy Peske, Beverly West
     
 
Why is it, the authors ask, that all the great romances of literature & film end tragically...for the heroine? Surely there must be a way for love to flourish without some poor unfortunate woman throwing herself in front of a train, giving in to consumption, being dumped, or settling for Mr. Not-So-Right. The result of these musings is a wildly funny & enlightening

Overview

Why is it, the authors ask, that all the great romances of literature & film end tragically...for the heroine? Surely there must be a way for love to flourish without some poor unfortunate woman throwing herself in front of a train, giving in to consumption, being dumped, or settling for Mr. Not-So-Right. The result of these musings is a wildly funny & enlightening retelling of 12 classics, including Gone with the Wind, Wuthering Heights, The Thorn Birds, Casablanca, The Scarlet Letter, &, of course, Romeo & Juliet. Finally, the record has been set straight & our beloved heroines are awarded with the love they so richly deserve!

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly - Publisher's Weekly
Here's a case where a good idea, James F. Garner's Politically Correct Bedtime Stories, has actually bred another that is equally inspired. West and Peske have the requisite light touch, witty irreverence, sharp eye for the ridiculous-and the literary smarts-to retell these 12 classic love stories as wickedly funny parodies. Inquiring in their introduction why the ``great romances of literature always seem to end tragically.. at least for the women,'' they rewrite such familiar tales as Wuthering Heights and The Great Gatsby in the jargon of feminist self-help manuals. Trying in each case to approximate the prose of the original version (biblical cadences in the story of Samson and Delilah, iambic pentameter in the revisionist ``Romeo and Juliet''), they interject trendy contemporary vernacular, with hilarious results. Juliet says: ``What satisfaction canst thou have tonight?/ I don't put out on the first date./ The ring first,/ buddy.'' The hard-as-nails heroine of ``Jane Eyre (Or, Listening to Prozac)'' takes no guff from Mr. Rochester and in short order gets him to treat ``the babe in the belfry'' with wonder drugs. With Daisy's help, Jay Gatsby finally relieves his ``prodigious trouser bulge''; Meggie convinces Father Ralph of ``The Thorn Birds'' to forsake celibacy (``I've got needs here, pal''); Hester finally allows a sheepishly repentant Arthur Dimmesdale to be her ``partner.'' A mishmash of parody and camp, these revisionist romances would turn even Cupid into a politically correct wimp. (Feb.)

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780060173890
Publisher:
HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date:
01/28/1996
Edition description:
1st ed
Pages:
112
Product dimensions:
5.57(w) x 7.51(h) x 0.55(d)

Meet the Author

Customer Reviews

Average Review:

Write a Review

and post it to your social network

     

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

See all customer reviews >