Fuck You, Stephenie Meyer

Fuck You, Stephenie Meyer

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by J.E. Tobal
     
 
Meet Matthew. A few years ago, Matthew made one of the biggest mistakes of his life. Bringing home a girl from the local bar cost him everything he had, including the love of his life. But that's not all that happened. Soon, Matthew found himself changing into something else. Something...stranger. "F*ck You, Stephenie Meyer" is the extremely perverse short story

Overview

Meet Matthew. A few years ago, Matthew made one of the biggest mistakes of his life. Bringing home a girl from the local bar cost him everything he had, including the love of his life. But that's not all that happened. Soon, Matthew found himself changing into something else. Something...stranger. "F*ck You, Stephenie Meyer" is the extremely perverse short story about the darker side of vampires.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940044320635
Publisher:
J.E. Tobal
Publication date:
01/21/2013
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
347,987
File size:
104 KB

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Meet the Author

Hey there. My name is J.E. Tobal. I'm a drunk, a writer, a cynic, an idiot, and I probably don't like you.I was born and raised in South Florida. Many people would argue that this has ruined me for life. I left as soon was I able and came to New York City where I attended NYU and received a degree in English. It's a smidge colder here, but there's also a lot less alligators and deadly snakes. I'm fine with this.I began writing for the first time around 2005. Previous to that, I had always been interested in mathematics, engineering, computer programming, and graphic design (truth). I've written numerous stories over the years, both short and long. I began writing "A Kind of Drug" - my first, proper, long-form novel - in 2010.I am very, very fond of Thai food.

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Fuck You, Stephenie Meyer 2.1 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 19 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Stephanie Meters should sue for insulting her on a public thing!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Revolting and insulting. Stephanie meyer should sue for defamation.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book was horrible when i read it i wanted to go just in a pool of acid and slit my wrists and die!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Funny but odd and not what I expected from the description :/
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Why would anyone do this! It desrves zero stars for the title alone! Not to mention the book looks insulting and stupid if you even thought about getting this book, go away, get a life.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book, athough I have not read it and I never will, is rude and insulting to Stephanie Meyer! Stephanie Meyer is the greatest author in the world! The author of this book has no right to insult Stefanie.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Okay, maybe you all love Stephenie Meyer, but this guy is entitled to his opinions too, even if they're as annoying as yours. And just because Meyer wrote a best selling series does not mean anything. Same for E.L. James. Anything with vampires and sex can make the best-selling list.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Why would u write this stephine meyer should sue this dude i hate when people do that it is just rude i hate it i want to sue this guy for her i luv stephine meyer she is one of my favorite authors ever i am so mad.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book sucks. How can you insult such a great author? That is really unbelieveable that someone would be that stupid to publish something so disrespectful. I thought we were trying to stop bullying. To all you Twilight fans and fans who are crazy for Stephanie Meyer I am with you. Stephanie should sue the author ,publisher,editer,co-editer,and all the people who helped make that piece of trash possible. That was a big mistake to publish. People who bought this book should delete it because it is straight up trash and pure stupidness. Does this author know that she is able to sue him? Meyer is a great author and this author should be ashamed of themselves. I hate this book.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Horrible. Classless
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It's an effing joke. Besides, she's not even a good writer. Bella and Edward's relationship meets all fourteen of the criteria for am abusive relationship.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Who would write a book like this Stephanie Meyer has written one of the most selling book series and movie series and then someone writes a book like this come on B.N. y would u even have this on here
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Of you like this book then youre sick. I am one of the worlds biggest Twilight fan and this book disgusts me... Stephanie Meyer keep doing what you do because t your dream and you should follow it... I LOVE YOU<3
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I hope you get sued for all you're worth.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I agree that stephenie is a great author, i mean i read all the twiligjt book s like four times, but i like humor seeing parodies and spoofs of the things i love makes me love them more cuz now i can see humor i never noticed b4 think i might give this book a chance dont hate just love ~ Sexy Unicorn
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Absolutely hilarious- i want more.
SBG88 More than 1 year ago
A great read!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is BRILLIANT!! I highly recommend it to everyone!