Fuhgeddaboutit

Fuhgeddaboutit

by Jon Macks
     
 

Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster is the definitive guide on how to be a twenty-first-century made man. With easy-to-read step-by-step instructions, Fuhgeddaboutit reveals a unique way of living and a unique way of dying -- usually involving an icepick and duct tape.

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Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster is the definitive guide on how to be a twenty-first-century made man. With easy-to-read step-by-step instructions, Fuhgeddaboutit reveals a unique way of living and a unique way of dying -- usually involving an icepick and duct tape.

In Fuhgeddaboutit, you will learn...

  • The three most common uses for toothpicks: "dental hygiene, stabbing and storing gum during sex."
  • All about honeymoons: "Every couple should honeymoon somewhere completely foreign and exotic for two weeks. Like South Jersey."
  • To protect yourself at all times: use a condom and a bulletproof vest.
  • The main difference between a Jewish mobster and an Italian mobster: a foreskin.

From the mobster's "Code of Conduct" to "Five Ways to Pass the Time in Jail" and even a chapter called "Minestrone for the Mob Soul," Fuhgeddaboutit is a must buy for both the serious mob professional and fans of this special way of life. And we use the words "must buy" in the strictest sense.

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Want to learn how to be a mobster? Jon Macks, a writer for The Tonight Show, offers step-by-step instructions in this one-of-a-kind book. From choosing your all-important nickname to raising your children in decent Mob fashion, you'll be part of the family before you can say "fuhgeddaboutit."

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780743204712
Publisher:
Simon & Schuster
Publication date:
03/14/2001
Pages:
112
Product dimensions:
5.50(w) x 8.39(h) x 0.34(d)

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