Girlfriend in a Coma [NOOK Book]

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On a snowy Friday night in 1979, just hours after making love for the first time, Richard's girlfriend, high school senior Karen Ann McNeil, falls into a coma. Nine months later she gives birth to their daughter, Megan. As Karen sleeps through the next seventeen years, Richard and their circle of friends reside in an emotional purgatory, passing through a variety of careers—modeling, film special effects, medicine, demolition—before finally reuniting on a conspiracy-driven super-natural television series. But ...

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Overview

On a snowy Friday night in 1979, just hours after making love for the first time, Richard's girlfriend, high school senior Karen Ann McNeil, falls into a coma. Nine months later she gives birth to their daughter, Megan. As Karen sleeps through the next seventeen years, Richard and their circle of friends reside in an emotional purgatory, passing through a variety of careers—modeling, film special effects, medicine, demolition—before finally reuniting on a conspiracy-driven super-natural television series. But real life grows as surreal as their TV show as Richard and his friends await Karen's reawakening . . . and the subsequent apocalypse.

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Editorial Reviews

Andrew Leonard

Maybe it's unfair to condemn Douglas Coupland for populating his novels with characters whose lives are flat and pallid. Ever since his first, now classic, pop novel, Generation X, Coupland's worldview has been predicated on the notion that contemporary existence -- suburbia, in particular -- has emotionally and spiritually crippled an entire demographic swathe. So if the characters in Girlfriend in a Coma strike the reader as remarkably unengaging, that's OK, because that's how they are supposed to be.

But that thesis doesn't hold up. Girlfriend in a Coma is another glum Coupland novel that never musters the strength to get satisfyingly morose. Even the word "bleak" is too strong a word to describe the Coupland mind-set. His characters complain about a "future" where everyone works too hard and has forgotten how to be goofy, where people have "devolved" and lost the ability to discover any meaning in life. Once again, Coupland proves that, while the slackers whose mentality he nailed to the wall in Generation X have grown up and gotten on with their lives, Coupland hasn't.

In more imaginative hands, Coupland's main gimmick might offer some promise. Karen McNeil, a 17-year-old girl, goes into a coma in 1979 and wakes up in 1997 -- mental faculties intact. The juxtaposition of fin-de-siècle Vancouver with the increasingly mythic era of the late '70s could have been fun, or at the very least insightful. Instead, it becomes just another vehicle for Coupland to declaim about what a drag the future has turned out to be. We get a few jokes about how great the pasta is in the 1990s -- not to mention the availability of blue nail polish and new hygiene products -- but mostly, the future is a place where "there's a hardness in modern people" and everyone takes great pride in how "efficient" they've become.

But there is no real clash of sensibilities, no real exploration of what has or hasn't changed in the last 20 years. Ultimately, this Rip Van Winkle gambit is just a gimmick, nothing more than a lazy narrative trick. Karen's high school friends, who have variously managed to become heroin addicts, recovering alcoholics and production assistants on a thinly disguised X-Files TV show without changing in any perceivable way from their teenage selves, adopt Karen back into their midst, and continue their incessant whining.

And then the walls cave in. In the last third of the novel Coupland delivers a plot twist so ludicrous in conception and so incompetently executed that it beggars description. Luckily, to outline it in detail would be akin to giving away a key plot point, so I won't do it. Suffice to say, only Coupland could take "the end of the world as we know it" and make it irrelevant and boring. -- Salon

Library Journal
A high school senior makes love on a ski slope, then mixes drinks and drugs at a wild party and falls into a 17-year coma. She wakes up to find she has a daughter, delivered nine months into her coma. Her friends all seem diminished by the passage of time. Her boyfriend laments, "What evidence have we ever given of inner lives?" Not long after, a plague kills off everyone on Earth but her friends. Even more bizarre happenings follow, leading to an unconvincing denouement. For the most part, however, Coupland (Generation X, LJ 10/1/91) has crafted a moving chronicle of the impoverished inner lives of a circle of materially rich young adults of the Nineties. Using punchy sentences filled with hip names and brand labels, he succeeds in capturing the weak sense of identity exhibited by a generation that has defined itself in terms of what it consumes and not what it could achieve.David Keymer, California State Univ., Stanislaus
Laura Miller
Coupland brings to the task of novel writing the aptitudes of a marketing executive....With Girlfriend in a Coma, he returns to the age group he portrayed in Generation X. -- New York Times Book Review
Kirkus Reviews
The writer who gave a generation its well-deserved "X" returns to the quasi-theological themes of his third novel, Life After God (1994), and again wanders off into spacey, New Age platitudes about death and transcendence. Although God makes no personal appearances here, He's represented by the ghost of an 18-year-old football player whose life touched all the aimless souls wandering through this media- literate narrative. After a gimmicky prologue in the voice of the dead Jared, Coupland soon shifts gears, displaying a new-found maturity and sharpness. Spanning two decades in the close-knit lives of friends in Vancouver, his kinetic text begins with the episode that lands the narrator's girlfriend in her 18-year coma. But whether it was the mix of pills and booze or Karen's premonition of a dreary future that rendered her comatose, the tragedy reverberates among her pals, whose lives will spiral out of control over the next two decades. Her boyfriend, Richard, the narrator, remains a faithful visitor to her bedside, through his go-go years as a stockbroker and his bouts of alcoholism. Of course, he must deal with their growing daughter, conceived the night before Karen's coma and unaware of her mother for seven years. And Karen's friends, to a person, all feel like losers, despite successful careers as a supermodel (Pam) and a doctor (Wendy). Drugs, overwork, and sheer boredom trouble even the seemingly-centered Linus, who eventually returns to Vancouver with all the rest. With everyone sleepwalking through life, Karen miraculously awakes, but her worst visions come true—and here the story veers into disaster-movieland, with a sleep-inducing plague overwhelming the planet.Jared returns to teach them about self-sacrifice and the need to change their lives, relying on all sorts of utopian blather and spiritual nostrums. Sappy at its core, but showing signs nonetheless of Coupland's evolution as a novelist not wholly dependent on trend- spotting and zeitgeisty patter.
USA Today
“...a message of hope and a challenge to...cynicism.”
Booklist
“Part Stephen King, part It’s a Wonderful Life, with a little of his own Generation X thrown in, Coupland’s immensely readable . . . novel shows him scared of the future and sounding the alarm for the millennium.”
The Washington Post
“To call Coupland the John Bunyon of his set would not be hyperbole, especially in light of his newest book, the...fantastical Girlfriend in a Coma, which at times approaches a jeremiad worthy of Kurt Vonnegut...[A] rousingly old-fashioned and genuinely spooky morality play.”
New York magazine
“... Coupland’s dialogue is flip and fresh.”
People
“His strongest novel to date.”
New York Magazine
"... Coupland’s dialogue is flip and fresh."
People Magazine
"His strongest novel to date."
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780062105950
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Publication date: 6/14/2011
  • Sold by: HARPERCOLLINS
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 304
  • Sales rank: 232,074
  • File size: 4 MB

Meet the Author

Douglas Coupland is the author of twelve novels, including Generation X and Microserfs, and several works of nonfiction, including Polaroids from the Dead. He lives and works in Vancouver, Canada.

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Girlfriend in a Coma
A Novel

Chapter One

All Ideas Are True

I'm Jared, a ghost.

On Friday, October 14, 1978, I was playing football with my high school team, the Sentinel Spartans. It was an away-game at another school, Handsworth, in North Vancouver. Early on in the game I was thrown a pass and as I turned to catch it I couldn't help noticing how clean and blue the sky was, like a freshly squeegeed window. At that point I blacked out. I apparently fumbled the pass and I have no memory of what happened afterward, but I did learn that the coaches canceled the game, which was dumb because we were cleaning up and for all anybody knew, it was probably just a severe relapse of mono from two years earlier.

But between that fumbled pass and a few hours later when I woke up in Lions Gate Hospital, I was diagnosed with leukemia—cancer of the bone marrow and hence the blood. Just three months later I died, on January 14, 1979. It was a lightning-speed progression for this particular disease. Before I died I lost all my hair and my skin turned the color of an unwashed white car. If I could do it all over again, I'd have hidden the mirrors from about Week Six onward.

My life was happy and full and short; Earth was kind to me and my bout with cancer was my Great Experience. Unless, of course, we include my sex binge with Cheryl Anderson the week her parents were renovating and the whole family moved into The Maples motel for five days. That aside, I believe that unless a person passes through some Great Experience, that person's life will have been for naught. Such an experience doesn't have to be explosive or murderous or include Cheryl Anderson;often a quiet life of loneliness can be its own Great Experience. And I will also say this: hospitals are girl magnets. My room there quickly became a veritable parade float of flowers, cookies, knit goods, and girls who had quite obviously (and fetchingly) spent hours grooming. Such is the demented nature of the universe that I was too weak to properly respond to my being hit on by carloads of Betties and Veronicas—all except for the cheeky Cheryl Anderson who gave me 'manual release' the day I lost my eyebrows, followed by a flood of tears and the snapping of Polaroids in which I wear a knit toque. Gush gush.
But back to right now—here, where I am, here at world's end.

Yes, the world is over. It's still here but it's . . . over. I'm at the end of the world. Dust in the wind. The end of the world as we know it. Just another brick in the wall. It sounds glamorous but it's not. It's dreary and quiet and the air always smells like there's a tire fire half a mile upwind.
Let me describe the real estate that remains one year after the world ended: It is above all a silent place with no engines or voices or music. Theater screens fray and unravel like overworn shirts. Endless cars and trucks and minivans sit on road shoulders harboring cargoes of rotted skeletons. Homes across the world collapse and fall inward on themselves; pianos, couches, and microwaves tumble through floors, exposing money and love notes hidden within the floorboards. Most foods and medicines have time-expired. The outer world is eroded by rain, and confused by lightning. Fires still burn, of course, and the weather now tends to extremes.

Suburban streets such as those where I grew up are dissolving inside rangy and shaggy overgrown plants; vines unfurl across roads now undriven by Camaros. Tennis rackets silently unstring inside dark dry closets. Ten million pictures fall from ten million walls; road signs blister and rust. Hungry dogs roam in packs.

To visit Earth now you would see thousands of years of grandeur and machinery all falling asleep. Cathedrals fall as readily as banks; car assembly lines as readily as supermarkets. Lightless sunken submarines lumber to the ocean's bottom to spend the next billion years collecting silt. In cities the snow sits unplowed; jukeboxes sit silent; chalkboards stand forever unerased. Computer databases lie untapped while power cables float from aluminum towers like long thin hairs.

But how did I end up here? And how long am I to stay here? To learn this, we need to learn about my friends. They were here, too—at the end of the world. This is the place my old friends came to inhabit as well—my friends who grew old while I got to remain forever young.

Question: would I do it the same way all over again? Absolutely—because I learned something along the way. Most people don't learn things along the way. Or if they do, they conveniently forget those things when it suits their need. Most people, given a second chance, fuck it up completely. It's one of those laws of the universe that you can't shake. People, I have noticed, only seem to learn once they get their third chance—after losing and wasting vast sums of time, money, youth, and energy—you name it. But still they learn, which is the better thing in the end.

So here follows the story of friends of mine who finally learned their lesson: Karen, Richard, Pam, Hamilton, Wendy, and Linus. Richard's the best talker of the group so in the beginning the story is mostly his. Karen would have been better but then Karen wasn't around Earth much in the beginning. C'est la vie. But then Richard's story only takes us so far. The story gets bigger than him. It includes them all. And in the end it becomes my story. But we'll get to that.

Destiny is what we work toward. The future doesn't exist yet. Fate is for losers.

18-25-32 . . . Hike! Girlfriend in a Coma
A Novel
. Copyright © by Douglas Coupland. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 29, 2014

    I need help

    My girlfriend is in a coma what do i do?anser to help

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 21, 2013

    Spookyclaw

    Hi my name is Spookyclaw/$ and heres my bio

    Age 11 moons

    Rank med cat and warrior

    Family unkown

    Gender male

    Mate none

    Other i know lots of herbs and i have been trained as a warrior

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  • Posted March 17, 2013

    This book played to my love of sci-fi that isn't really sci-fi.

    This book played to my love of sci-fi that isn't really sci-fi. Set in a dystopian future, it's a excellent character study more than a story of surviving the apocalypse.

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  • Posted August 2, 2010

    dissappointing!!

    I was so excited about the concept of this book and i couldnt put it down because of the back cover. BUT.... it ended up being completely BIZAAR and made me feel fooled at the end of the book like i was tricked into wasting my time.
    wouldnt reccomend.

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  • Posted May 3, 2009

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    A great thought provoking book

    This kind of novel might not be for everyone and you might be wondering why you're reading it the first couple of chapters, but I promise as you progress things get less predictable and more interesting. You won't expect the conclusion, I'm pretty sure of that. It might make you think twice about the path you're taking in life. Douglas Coupland is an amazing author but I'm all out of books that I haven't read by him. I hope he writes more soon...

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 19, 2004

    saddened...

    I just finished Girlfriend in a Coma about 5 minutes ago, and I was really sad. Not because of the entire book...because of the absolutely pathetic ending. I LOVED it, up until the completely unbelievable third part. I was hoping for a great ending, so I could recommend this book to my friends...unfortunately, I'll be hesitating before telling people about it. URGH! FRUSTRATION!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 2, 2002

    So much the same, yet so different.

    I am a fan of Coupland's ever since a friend introduced me to 'Life After God.' Once again, I was not disappointed by his incredible style and his effectiveness at portraying the society we have today. I felt that the ending was really pansy-ish though. Such a moral, good-feeling ending. If you just go back to where you were and sacrifice everything to tell others what to live their lives like, then the world will not end. I mean, for a TV movie, that is a good ending. But I expected more out of Coupland's musings then such a happy, good-feeling ending. It was different than his other books. But I still love his writing style!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 26, 2001

    Great start...rewrite the ending and I'd love it!

    This is my first Coupland book. The first half was great--very dark, yet compelling-- and I couldn't put it down. I recommended it to friends before reading half of it! However, about half-way through, the author's style changed, and it felt like he wanted to teach a lesson moreso than tell a story. I almost quit reading it, but curiousity got the better of me. The author may have 'changed styles' to help convey his lesson, and if so, he has wonderful control of style. Still, I doubt I'll read any more of the author's work, unless he learns to tell a story for the story's sake rather than for the moral's sake.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 31, 2000

    Better than the song

    I've never read any of Coupland's works before, but I am very familiar with The Smiths and would much rather be reading Girlfriend in a Coma than listening to it. Coupland puts a truely bizarre twist on how a group of friends deal with life after the 70's. Coupland is right on with his interpretation of the transition from hopeless, angst-ridden teens to the mundane lives of the thirty-something, preGen-Xer. It was witty, brillant, and prophetic.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 28, 2000

    My Generation

    It is the best book I've read in awhile. I loved it. I picked up a couple of others by him that I will read soon. I related to the book first of all because I was born the same year as the friends in the book. I was experiencing the 70's and 80's when they were. I loved his style, and learned more from the book than I thought. A truly remarkable book. Enjoy!

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