Glory Days: Stories
From the Thurber Prize-winning author of New Teeth, hailed as “a triumph of sustained humor” (Sarah Lyall, New York Times Book Review), comes a hilarious and powerful collection of short stories chronicling the plight of aging millennials. ¿

Super Mario turns forty and is forced to “take-a stock” of his life and how “messed up it's-a become.”

Goliath struggles to control the media narrative in the lead-up to his death match against David, a small, beloved child.

And a long-discarded participation trophy reminisces about the glorious field day in 1993, when he wound up in the arms of a jubilant, asthmatic Simon Rich.

High-stakes and heartfelt, Glory Days mourns the death of youthful innocence and hails the beginning of something approximating wisdom.
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Glory Days: Stories
From the Thurber Prize-winning author of New Teeth, hailed as “a triumph of sustained humor” (Sarah Lyall, New York Times Book Review), comes a hilarious and powerful collection of short stories chronicling the plight of aging millennials. ¿

Super Mario turns forty and is forced to “take-a stock” of his life and how “messed up it's-a become.”

Goliath struggles to control the media narrative in the lead-up to his death match against David, a small, beloved child.

And a long-discarded participation trophy reminisces about the glorious field day in 1993, when he wound up in the arms of a jubilant, asthmatic Simon Rich.

High-stakes and heartfelt, Glory Days mourns the death of youthful innocence and hails the beginning of something approximating wisdom.
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Glory Days: Stories

Glory Days: Stories

by Simon Rich

Narrated by John Mulaney

Unabridged — 4 hours, 5 minutes

Glory Days: Stories

Glory Days: Stories

by Simon Rich

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Unabridged — 4 hours, 5 minutes

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Overview

From the Thurber Prize-winning author of New Teeth, hailed as “a triumph of sustained humor” (Sarah Lyall, New York Times Book Review), comes a hilarious and powerful collection of short stories chronicling the plight of aging millennials. ¿

Super Mario turns forty and is forced to “take-a stock” of his life and how “messed up it's-a become.”

Goliath struggles to control the media narrative in the lead-up to his death match against David, a small, beloved child.

And a long-discarded participation trophy reminisces about the glorious field day in 1993, when he wound up in the arms of a jubilant, asthmatic Simon Rich.

High-stakes and heartfelt, Glory Days mourns the death of youthful innocence and hails the beginning of something approximating wisdom.

Editorial Reviews

From the Publisher

His most mature effort yet.… What I found most impressive about his comic writing is what he does after the twist: managing a degree of pathos within a concise frame that you rarely see outside a Sondheim musical.”—Jason Zinoman, New York Times

“There’s nobody who does it better than Simon Rich.” -Vulture (The Best Comedy Books of 2024)—Vulture

“In this laugh-out-loud millennial-bait story collection, an aging Super Mario ‘takes-a-stock’ of life, a cast-off participation trophy reflects on the good days, and more.”
 —People

“Thoughtful and revelatory…I marveled at Rich's ability to juxtapose a really off-the-wall idea with a tender-hearted ending...He's always been this good.”—Minneapolis Star-Tribune

“Despite the hilarity of these premises, Rich isn’t just a funnyman…. Readers will laugh, then nod, then shed a tear, finally doing all three at once. For a humorist, there is no higher praise.”—Booklist

"The travails of an aging Super Mario, the media battle between David and Goliath, and the workplace woes of the foul-mouthed Tooth Fairy are among humorist Rich’s latest concoctions....His follow-up to New Teeth is clever fun."
 —Kirkus Reviews

"Always hilarious"—Washington Independent

Kirkus Reviews

2024-05-04
The travails of an aging Super Mario, the media battle between David and Goliath, and the workplace woes of the foul-mouthed Tooth Fairy are among humorist Rich’s latest concoctions.

“Our wands are defective. Our fairy dust is toxic. They make us buy our own tutus from the company store,” moans the Tooth Fairy. Now his employers are threatening him with painful measures for continually failing to secure the baby teeth of his assigned Tooth Producing Unit—which the parents had quickly encased in glass. Who else to turn to but a labor litigation lawyer? Up against the media savvy of little David, who with his cute blond looks, endearing grin, and slick correctness is “so hot everyone’s creaming themselves to get a fucking piece,” glum Goliath desperately agrees to be sponsored by a porn company. Then there’s Mario’s midlife crisis, which has him questioning his blind devotion to saving the Princess: “Did I really want to be with her? Or was her love just another form of points?” And so it goes with this misbegotten cast of characters—including God Himself, who admits to messing up with Adam and Eve and now regrets that he “set a precedent with that fucking fruit thing.” Things go better for lonely Death Skull, who makes up for his social failures with Ultra Man by connecting with a customer service worker through “male friendship speed dating.” As ever, Rich overworks the same basic schtick and the laughs are more of the heh heh variety than har har. But his follow-up to New Teeth (2021) is clever fun, never more than when rubbing our noses in our devices. Why have books? "Because it sounded smarter to say that you had read something. You couldn’t admit you’d spent the whole day watching TikTok llama videos.”

No S.J. Perelman–like gems here, but this New Yorker contributor commands the form.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940160387642
Publisher: Hachette Audio
Publication date: 07/23/2024
Edition description: Unabridged
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