Going Ninja: The Eight New Rules for Today's Silent Assassins

Going Ninja: The Eight New Rules for Today's Silent Assassins

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by Samuel Kaplan, Keith Riegert
     
 

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BEING NINJA.
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?


Not by yourself, that’s for sure. But the brutal, six-week program
in Going Ninja will make it happen. Transforming you from a
slow-refl exed nobody into a ripped, shuriken-hurling assassin.
What is the best way to sever a head with a chopstick?
How much personal blood loss is too

Overview

BEING NINJA.
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?


Not by yourself, that’s for sure. But the brutal, six-week program
in Going Ninja will make it happen. Transforming you from a
slow-refl exed nobody into a ripped, shuriken-hurling assassin.
What is the best way to sever a head with a chopstick?
How much personal blood loss is too much? This book shows
the way to turn your boring life into a never-ending, sake-filled
victory celebration:

•Learn to dismember anyone
•Wield a ninja sword with confidence
•Bone up on the rich history of American ninjas
•Tone your arms, neck, jaw and glutes
•Get laid every night, in Japanese
•Pump up the awesome

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781569759127
Publisher:
Ulysses Press
Publication date:
12/01/2010
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
200
File size:
3 MB

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Going Ninja: The Eight New Rules for Today's Silent Assassins 4.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 28 reviews.
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At victorian result 1
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There was another Ninjago Roleplay once... but they're long gone... I'm the last... Just know that you have a history, and quite possibly a future if you play your cards right
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