Going Nowhere Faster [NOOK Book]

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Overview

Everyone in town thought Stan was going to be something and go somewhere, but they're starting to realize that when this boy genius can't even get out of Happy Video, he's going nowhere, faster. But when things look like they're only getting worse, Stan is forced to decide what he wants to do with his life. Suddenly, he may be getting somewhere afterall. With sarcastic, dry wit reminiscent of David Sedaris and Tom Perrotta, this debut YA novel delivers with laugh-out-loud hilarity and a lot of heart.
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Overview

Everyone in town thought Stan was going to be something and go somewhere, but they're starting to realize that when this boy genius can't even get out of Happy Video, he's going nowhere, faster. But when things look like they're only getting worse, Stan is forced to decide what he wants to do with his life. Suddenly, he may be getting somewhere afterall. With sarcastic, dry wit reminiscent of David Sedaris and Tom Perrotta, this debut YA novel delivers with laugh-out-loud hilarity and a lot of heart.

Editorial Reviews

Children's Literature
Seventeen-year-old Stan Smith with an I. Q. of 165 is unsure of where he is heading after the summer, since there are no college applications or acceptances in the works. Currently, he is employed at Happy Video and knows his movies. He wants to write movie scripts and shares with the reader a number of treatments for his drafts of film ideas. Stan feels that his life is rather simple and plain, or so he believes. He is in love with Ellen who happens to be the former girlfriend of Chad Chilton. To complicate matters, Stan happens to set Chad's locker on fire and that is why Stan has sessions with Dr. Felder, a psychologist, which was the better choice compared to expulsion. The close encounter with a car while Stan is riding his bike leaves him a bit rattled; he suspects that Chad is after him and is seeking revenge with a number of threats. The story has a number of amusing surprises and twists as Stan begins to figure out his life and how things sometimes are not exactly what they seem from the outside.
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Poor Stan Smith. Aside from his unfortunate name and his compulsion to make lists, he has a spindly body—fodder for bullies. He won a chess tournament in junior high school, and despite his IQ of 165, he has no desire to go college. Instead, he wants to write scripts, but all of his cliche-filled treatments end up in the trash. He is currently employed by the town's only video store and lives at home with his 6'2" tall mother, a militant vegan, who runs an organic food store and is best friends with an overweight and phony guru, and a bearded inventor-father whose inventions never quite work: everything tilts to the left, and he fills up his car from the fryer at fast food joints. Stan is also convinced that Chad Tilford, the boyfriend of his heart's desire, is out to kill him, and indeed, strange and menacing events do keep occurring. Yet no one believes he's in danger: not his cool best friend, not his court-ordered psychiatrist, and not his beer-guzzling and over-permed boss Keith. Written in a comically manic style, this narrative goes from one unlikely scenario to another. And, the reader goes right along with it because the story is both compelling and hilarious, the main character neurotic but likable, and his dilemma like everyone else's: trying to figure out who he is and what he wants to be. Recommended for mature younger teens and older teens.

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780316039956
  • Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
  • Publication date: 9/1/2008
  • Sold by: Hachette Digital, Inc.
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 394,465
  • File size: 261 KB
  • Items ship to U.S, APO/FPO and U.S. Protectorate addresses.

Meet the Author

Like Stan Smith, Sean Beaudoin spent his childhood in a small town. He later earned a B.A. in photography, which he used as a springboard into a variety of jobs: construction laborer, bus boy, used book buyer, hotel desk clerk, camp counselor, statue repairman, dealer of jazz records on eBay, and reluctant telemarketer. He now resides in San Francisco with his wife and daughter.

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  • Posted January 2, 2009

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    Read This Immediately! It will change your life (ok, probably not but still a must read)!

    Randomly found it at the book store. Refreshingly sarcastic. Love the pop culture references. Great first book from Sean Beaudoin! Looking forward to more.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 21, 2008

    The book Gong Nowhere Faster is a must read book

    This book makes me laugh so hard on what they say I think that I was giong to wet myself. Also it has some drama which it made me feel sorry for Stan that he dosn't like his name and he also lost his girlfriend. He may be a genius, but people don't even like him for being to smart.

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  • Posted October 30, 2008

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    Reviewed by Sally Kruger aka "Readingjunky" for TeensReadToo.com

    I'll admit I picked this because of the title, GOING NOWHERE FASTER. Aren't there times when we all feel that way?

    Stan Smith has more problems than you can shake a stick at. One problem is his name - "Stan." Who names their kid Stan? But then his parents aren't exactly your normal, run-of-the-mill parents. They are another one of his problems. His dad is a crazy inventor and his mother is an over 6-foot-tall Amazon vegan who attempts to run an organic food market.

    Another sore spot in Stan's life is Prarash, his mother's smelly yoga and meditation partner, who practically lives with them. There's also Chopper, the family dog who produces more "gas" than the oil fields of Kuwait. The only normal one in the family is Stan's little sister, Olivia. She's the one bright spot in his existence.

    Stan should be thinking about college, but instead is working a dead-end job at Happy Video. It at least gives him the chance to watch endless videos in an attempt to prepare for what he hopes is a future in writing movie scripts. In the meantime, he is stuck riding his ten-speed, helping out in the family business, and hoping for a chance to date the girl of his dreams, Ellen.

    As if Stan doesn't have enough problems, he believes he has a stalker. The victim of high school taunting and bullying, he was threatened by Ellen's ex, Chad Chilton. Now the evidence is mounting and points to Chad as the probable driver of the speeding car that almost ran Stan off the road one dark night, as well as the twisted mind that left a mutilated Barbie doll on Stan's steps. These acts of terror, plus slashed bike tires and vandalism at the Happy Video store, are sending waves of fear through the frustrated Stan.

    Sean Beaudoin uses witty dialogue and hilarious descriptions to grab readers and get them cheering for poor Stan. The first person style helps readers understand Stan's above-average intelligence and his passion for movies and scriptwriting. This is definitely one I found difficult to put down once I started reading.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 19, 2007

    Well worth the read!!!

    It feels like only a fraction of the books I pick up are readable. But, this? Beyond readable. It's a fun, clever, well written book that really moves. I think any adult (no matter the age) would appreciate the story and how very well it is delivered. It's a perfect summer read. I highly recommend it.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 29, 2007

    Too fun!

    I love this book! It's laugh out loud funny ... I never do that when reading a book. It's a coming of age novel with great characters and lots of laughs. I loved it and so did my eleven and fourteen year old kids.

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