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THE BRADFORD BLOG
9/2, 1:43 p.m., by Spencer Kelly
BACK TO COOL
Well. Welcome. And first things first:
Let me just say that anyone who's visited my Facebook page in the last twelve hours or so knows that I am so not the morning person. Neither am I big on all that momentous, welcome-y, let's all get to know each other in a learn-and-share-and-hug-and-grow sort of way garbage. We've got Ms. (not Miss, never, ever Miss) Malucci, guidance counselor to the celebutantes for that, anyway.
So yeah, first day, we're all here. Some more shiny-new and gleamy than others (I'm looking at you, Paige Andrews, flaunting a tan that makes Jennifer Aniston look pasty and peaked), but ready like the sponges that we are, to absorb. To learn. To soak it all in.
Ahh, who are we all kidding? The only thing the unfortunate B-listers want to know is how extremely extra fabulous the opening of Soirée, Miss Madison Takahashi's father's haute-spot for fashionable food, truly was.
(The A-listers already know. Lesson over; class dismissed.)
Trust me. You wish you'd been there. And not only because Mads was modeling one of her most recent original creations: hot pink satin shift, sleeveless, belted, bubble skirt. Louboutin snakeskin stilettos to match. Heaven, obvs.
Anyhoo, darlings: new year, new yous, new teachers, new classes, and, if we're lucky, a spankin' new Pinkberry machine in the caf.
All firstliness aside: In the grand tradition of everything old being new again, I have to point out one image that I, for one, am curious to see:
Jeremy Brown, 2.0.
I guess the safari's out.
It's a good thing, too, 'cause class is most certainly in.
Bienvenue and besos...
1 RESPONSE TO "BACK TO COOL"
CatPower says: I saw Madison's dress, btw. Hot. Almost as hot as JB. Swoon.
Madison_Ave: is experiencing the after-effects of a night spent in four-inch heels. But it hurts so good.
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