Goon

Goon

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by Edward Lee, John Pelan
     
 

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Relentless as a Texas Death-Match, GOON is a no-holds-barred festival of body slams; an insatiable orgy of pile-drivers and sexual grotesqueries, of neck-breakers, drop-kicks, and more blood and guts than a fish-market floor...

Six-foot-9 and 400 pounds, hailing from Parts Unknown, he is the one-man walking gore machine of the Deep South Wrestling Conference,

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Relentless as a Texas Death-Match, GOON is a no-holds-barred festival of body slams; an insatiable orgy of pile-drivers and sexual grotesqueries, of neck-breakers, drop-kicks, and more blood and guts than a fish-market floor...

Six-foot-9 and 400 pounds, hailing from Parts Unknown, he is the one-man walking gore machine of the Deep South Wrestling Conference, and his name is Goon.

But Detective Phillip Straker isn't a wrestling fan. The bodies pile up like dirty laundry: sex-obsessed tramps used as playthings by some unspeakable creature. Straker is determined to solve the rash of mutilation murders with trimmings that beg description. Is it just coincidence, or do all the victims have something in common?

Investigative reporter Melinda Pierce will do anything to find out, by offering herself up as a sexual spittoon in order to infiltrate the arcane and lust-drenched warrens of the backstage of professional wrestling. There in malodorous locker rooms and unsavory motels, she partakes in carnal forays so gross, so downright nasty they'd make a porn star puke.

Goon, this human juggernaut, this masked rack of guts, muscle and mayhem... Is Goon just a wrestler gone insane? Or is he something hideously worse?

It just might leave you down for the count.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940012424655
Publisher:
Necro Publications
Publication date:
04/24/2011
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
1,021,354
File size:
106 KB

Meet the Author

Edward Lee has had more than 40 books published in the horror and suspense field, including CITY INFERNAL, THE GOLEM, and BLACK TRAIN. His movie, HEADER was released on DVD by Synapse Films, in June, 2009. Recent releases include the stories, “You Are My Everything” and “The Cyesologniac,” the Lovecraftian novella “Trolley No. 1852,” and the hardcore novel HAUNTER OF THE THRESHOLD. Currently, Lee is working on HEADER 3. Lee lives in Florida. Visit him online at:

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Goon 3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 10 reviews.
Guest More than 1 year ago
Make sure you have a bucket to throw up in close by. A very gross but good story. I have to say I didn't expect the ending to be what it was. Makes me ill thinking of any wrestlers...I am sure I'll never get this out of my mind. And the ring rats...geez, are they really out there? Sick...but well worth my time!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If you are a fan of Edward Lee's work and/or wrestling then you will enjoy the book.
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Lackluster writing, incorrect word usage, pathetic editing. If you want your horror stupid, go for it. If punctuation errors in the text, inappropriate use of words, or characters too stupid to be believed and who fail to develop knock you out of a story, give this one a miss. There are many better choices for horror and straight-up sex.