Gorilla Beach

Gorilla Beach

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by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
     
 

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When you’re this smokin’, winning is a shore thing. . . .

Jersey’s sexiest guidettes are back for another scandalous summer at the Shore, and this time, Giovanna “Gia” Spumanti and Isabella “Bella” Rizzoli are raising the stakes to find thrills and hot gorillas—unemployment, douchebag exes, family

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When you’re this smokin’, winning is a shore thing. . . .

Jersey’s sexiest guidettes are back for another scandalous summer at the Shore, and this time, Giovanna “Gia” Spumanti and Isabella “Bella” Rizzoli are raising the stakes to find thrills and hot gorillas—unemployment, douchebag exes, family drama, and dingy apartment be damned!

But when the girls unknowingly cross an overprotective mafiosa mama, all bets are off. Booted from Seaside Heights for good, the spunky, sequined meatball and her sensitive, quiet cousin are forced to flee to Atlantic City. Their escort out of hell is Fredo, a weird and scrawny but hooked-up club manager from a prominent family, whose master plan is to pimp out Gia’s psychic gifts at the roulette tables.

Suddenly, it’s raining benjamins for the coiffed and tanned threesome. Top-shelf tequila and seafood dinners are not all they’re scoring. Bella snags a pale but talented boardwalk artist, Gia hooks up with a high-stakes poker hottie, and with Gia’s coaching, Fredo just might have a chance at becoming a certified juicehead. Or, at least, a gorilla-in-training.

But when the casino suspects cheating, the trio is hounded by haters and tricksters determined to sabotage their endless summer. With hearts and loot on the line, losing is not a chance the crew can take. This time, the house isn’t going to win. . . .

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"Spunky and fun." — The New York Post

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781451657104
Publisher:
Gallery Books
Publication date:
05/15/2012
Sold by:
SIMON & SCHUSTER
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
336
Sales rank:
628,543
File size:
3 MB

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Meet the Author

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is a reality television star who broke into the spotlight on MTV’s reality show Jersey Shore in December 2009. Her popularity on Jersey Shore helped make it one of the highest rated series in MTV history, with more than 5.7 million viewers tuning in for the finale.

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Gorilla Beach 4.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 23 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Snooki is a suprisingly good writer, and I was hooked the whole time. You go, girl!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Loved this one as well.want her to come out with a third one.snooki is awsome.we are exactly the same height.would love to meet her.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Plz stop hating plz and congrats snooki for LORENZO
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Awful, could't even finish it
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book was meh. I didn't like it was not for me. However I gave this book to a friend who loves the show and Snooki and thought it was an awesome book.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Think that this book sounds familiar just like snookis weddding but know she is engaged but no one knows when the wedding is. CONGRADULATIONS SNOOKI AND JIONNI I REALLY HOPW ITS A GIRL SO THE WORLD CAN HAVE A LITLLW SNOOKI AND IT WOULD BE SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATS
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Hey. Wutsup mari;)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Slaps Mari's a/ss from behind, "Gey beautiful"
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I you got locked out go ro the 3rd response of this book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I was told to come here. Are you a slave or a master?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
She walked in, and looked at them.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Gggfg
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
All i got was the sample and it was great very interesting i would recomend this book to you guys you go girl.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Whoever thinks it is a stuipid book you are
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
In a hole in the ground there lived a Snooki. Not a dirty, nasty, repulsive hole, full of worms and oozy smells like her own. It was a Snooki hole, and that means crotch rot......and even Gollum wouln't eat that........precious.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
To join pinkgorillas group
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
She is fat as hell f*** her she is a faggot son of a b****
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Nicole is strong. And lorenzo is adorable she is a great mom
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Im here girl ;)