Got Milf?: The Modern Mom's Guide to Feeling Fabulous, Looking Great, and Rocking A Minivan

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YOU'RE EITHER A MILF OR YOU'RE A MILF-DUD. TAKE YOUR PICK.

For thousands of years, women have been expected to hang up their "hotness" once they had kids. They disappeared behind their families and the dashboards of minivans...Until now! Whether sporting a cardigan and jeans, sweats or a business suit, today's Mom is a shining example of confidence, poise, and age-defying beauty. Even as she juggles carpool, ...

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Got Milf?: The Modern Mom's Guide to Feeling Fabulous, Looking Great, and Rocking A Minivan

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Overview

YOU'RE EITHER A MILF OR YOU'RE A MILF-DUD. TAKE YOUR PICK.

For thousands of years, women have been expected to hang up their "hotness" once they had kids. They disappeared behind their families and the dashboards of minivans...Until now! Whether sporting a cardigan and jeans, sweats or a business suit, today's Mom is a shining example of confidence, poise, and age-defying beauty. Even as she juggles carpool, PTA, and the demands of the office, or shrieks, "GET IN THE TUB, NOOOWWW!", she's pretty darn hot.

A MILF ISN'T BORN, SHE'S MADE
A Milf is confident in her choices, because doubt is for 20-year-olds.
A Milf laughs. A lot.
A Milf kisses her man in public and hugs her kids until they cry out in sheer embarrassment.
A Milf doesn't let petty issues get her down and always looks up (take that gravity!).

GOT MILF? CELEBRATES WHERE THE MODERN WOMAN HAS TAKEN MOTHERHOOD. IT'S TIME TO STAND UP, EMBRACE YOUR INNER MILF AND BE COUNTED!

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  • ISBN-13: 9780425239049
  • Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 4/5/2011
  • Pages: 224
  • Product dimensions: 5.00 (w) x 7.10 (h) x 0.70 (d)

Meet the Author

Sarah Maizes
Sarah Maizes is the founder of Mommy Lite, a parenting humor blog, and a writer, stand-up comedian, and creator and coauthor of The Bridesmaid's Guerrilla Handbook.
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  • Posted February 24, 2015

    Loved this book! Hilarious

    Loved this book! Hilarious

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  • Posted February 22, 2015

    This is the book you'll want to buy for baby showers and basical

    This is the book you'll want to buy for baby showers and basically for any other special occasion! It's a hilarious read that is true and funny all at the same time. Loved it! Highly recommend!

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  • Posted February 22, 2015

    Loved! Such a fun read.  

    Loved! Such a fun read.  

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 21, 2015

    Hysterical and filled with a bunch of truth about how we should

    Hysterical and filled with a bunch of truth about how we should look at the modern woman.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 21, 2015

    I really needed a smile today. This little gem was just the pick

    I really needed a smile today. This little gem was just the pick-me-up I needed!  Lol thank you to the likable author for seeing the humor in every-day-ness! Loved it!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 21, 2015

    funny and adorable and sunny.  Easy to like this author.  I'll l

    funny and adorable and sunny.  Easy to like this author.  I'll look out for more.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 21, 2015

    I got this for my wife,  and she really enjoyed it.  I ended up

    I got this for my wife,  and she really enjoyed it.  I ended up reading it, too, and really thought it was funny.  As a parent, I get it, even though I am not a mommy.  Not to copy too much from earlier reviews, but the author is sunny and adorable.  And she definitely has kids.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 20, 2015

    Sarah Maizes is a gifted humorist and storyteller. A+++ would re

    Sarah Maizes is a gifted humorist and storyteller. A+++ would read again. 

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 21, 2014

    Not worth reading

    I really thought I would like this book. The reviews were good, the few pages i skimmed before buying were good, & I enjoy "mommy humor". However, this book did nothing for me. There was no humor in the supposed "clever" tidbits throughout. This writer just never sounded like a normal mother. I didn't believe anything she wrote- it just didn't seem like she has had children. Maybe I just couldn't relate to her because of her seemingly higher income bracket. The only reason I kept reading was because I wanted it to get better. Very disappointing read.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 12, 2013

    Farore, the Goddess of Life and Knowledge "You fools.....yo

    Farore, the Goddess of Life and Knowledge
    "You fools.....you're up against a god! I'm older than the land itself....I'm responsible for all life on this land!-she already had her worn boots and cloak off, revealing her white dress-((don't worry, I won't do anything magical))-she dashed at one of the men and slashed at his cheek. she quickly turned and managed to counter an attack. Tetra ran around trying to trip and distract them- 

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 11, 2013

    Farore

    What a kind soul.....-she accepted the flask and brushed her green hair back quickly inside her hood. She looked at the men- Do you know who the three Hylian Goddess are? I sure do....Din, Goddess of Fire and Dance. Nayru, Goddess of Water and Song. And Farore-she seemed to strech out the name- Goddess of Life and Knowledge. I happen to know Farore too. In fact...she right. In. Front. Of. You.-she quickly took out her dagger and took on a battle stance. A sandy colored wolf with a red scarf ran up to Farore and bared her teeth to the men- Let's do this, Tetra.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 11, 2013

    The group

    They all grabbed their weapons, except the girl that had wanted to help. She sat back, watching with wide eyes.

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