There be no callin' 'dibs' in piratin'. Booty be divided among the crew, from the lowest deckswabber to the highest masthand. So says the Pirate Code." --Calico Jack Rackham, king of the pirates
* Enjoy a witty mock-official handbook for potential pirates and plunderers.
Matthew David Brozik and Jacob Sager Weinstein continue to spoof those uber-utilitarian survival and how-to guides by offering this pithy pirating primer for budding buccaneers. This treasure trove of Pirate Code imparts wisdom on eye patches and tricorner hats, talking the talk, walking the walk (down the plank, that is), appropriate ship names, dueling, avoiding cursed treasure, and much more.
There be no callin' 'dibs' in piratin'. Booty be divided among the crew, from the lowest deckswabber to the highest masthand. So says the Pirate Code." --Calico Jack Rackham, king of the pirates
* Enjoy a witty mock-official handbook for potential pirates and plunderers.
Matthew David Brozik and Jacob Sager Weinstein continue to spoof those uber-utilitarian survival and how-to guides by offering this pithy pirating primer for budding buccaneers. This treasure trove of Pirate Code imparts wisdom on eye patches and tricorner hats, talking the talk, walking the walk (down the plank, that is), appropriate ship names, dueling, avoiding cursed treasure, and much more.
| ISBN-13: | 9780740789236 |
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| Publisher: | Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC |
| Publication date: | 01/01/2009 |
| Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
| Format: | eBook |
| Pages: | 144 |
| File size: | 3 MB |
Blimey! This can’t be happening. It’s September 19, already? Talk Like a Pirate Day? The most important made up holiday since Splorchday is today, and despite the Countdown to TLaPD app on every device within reach… despite the date circled in red on the refrigerator calendar… despite my well-worn, autographed, and personally inscribed copy of […]
