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Magical unicorns interrupt the last battle of the Civil War by bringing humanoid mechs, built to destroy all racists, from the planet of Yarthes, a future human colony in the year 15030, the headquarters of the Temporal Alignment Faction, a group which believes in re-aligning all alternate realities to its own. They are fought by the Anomalous Management Agency and the armies of both appear in different stages of time........................ The Civil War is their latest battle. Robert E. Lee grabs an AK and a newly-acquired lightsaber, says, 'Let's rock and roll,' sticks two plasma grenades to the nerve center of the controlling Necrotosis Elder's Exoskeletonal Shell. Though the Union is plagued by this setback, Abraham Lincoln reveals that he is actually John Wilkes Booth's son, here to fix his father's mistake and he's secretly constructed a nuclear missile strike underneath the tallest buildings of every Northern city, with the aid of his allies Harriet Tubman and a Martin Luther King Reploid from the future.................................................. . Much of the South is devastated, but a secret alliance with the mysterious Order of Signor, a little-known splinter group from the Illuminati that can use magic, allows it to quickly retaliate. It appears that the South has won, when suddenly, a united Native American nation attacks from the West with dragons, armed with lasers. These Native Americans find themselves hard-pressed when Celtic druids, protesting the mistreatment of magical creatures, arise from the inner nation of Dundria, a reverse layer of the Earth within the planet's core............................................... . Meanwhile, a liberation front, under the fugitive General Grant, frees the prisoners from the death camps, while General McClellan, armed with his trusty crossbow and aided by his trusty band of elves, dwarves, and Martians, searches for the mystical city of El Dorado, which is said to be made completely out of liquid silver that will grant the drinker eternal life and access to the Tyur, a powerful weapon from the lost world of Atlantis, populated by the ancestors of modern man, two million years before the last ice age. Encased in ice, on the highest peak of Dundria, they open a giant sealed circle, which unleashes upon the world the Pandorans, demonic shadow beings from beyond the Rift, who can only be damaged by silver bullets...................................................... There are bigger problems, however, as an Artificial Intelligence named 'Marcus' conquers the world's newly developed coal-based cybernetic network and begins altering mankind's perception of existence, consciousness and reality as virtual world meshes with the physical and nothing is as it seems. Yet Marcus will fail, as Elvis and Martin Gaye, freedom fighters from this alternate version of the 1970's, hack into its mainstream and bypass its photosynthetic filters, causing it and most of civilization to collapse in a dark psychic storm........................................... But the physical world is changed and in place of Europe is a metallic, geometric landscape called the Archetype by the Tyuric Sage, who, in a vision, discovers that the Earth was once two worlds, that collided in the Last Age of Eldren, devastating much of mankind. The Universe, crippled by this blow to sanity, begins to resemble Dali's clocks, who, in this alternate reality, has been able to recreate a working version of his paintings........................................................ Grant, with this combined power, in this nonsensical world, rises to conqueror of this and every universe, in all realities, in all timelines and in past, present, future, and subjunctive. But then a glowing rope loops itself around Grant's neck and he falls, stabbed through the heart. Behind him steps up a regal man in a crown: King Arthur of Briton, brought back through the corruption of temporal reality, rea
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