Happily Ever After: A Novel

Happily Ever After: A Novel

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by Elizabeth Maxwell
     
 

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In this witty, sexy tale, an erotic novelist meets the fictional hero of her most recent book in real life, and must decide whether she wants to get him back between the pages—or between her sheets.

Does she want him back between the pages—or in between her sheets?

At forty-six, Sadie Fuller’s life isn’t exactly romantic.…  See more details below

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In this witty, sexy tale, an erotic novelist meets the fictional hero of her most recent book in real life, and must decide whether she wants to get him back between the pages—or between her sheets.

Does she want him back between the pages—or in between her sheets?

At forty-six, Sadie Fuller’s life isn’t exactly romantic. She’s an everyday mom in many ways—a little overweight, over-committed and struggling to raise an eleven-year-old girl as a single parent. But Sadie has a secret—while the rest of suburbia sleeps, she makes a living writing erotica under the pseudonym K. T. Briggs. Though her own sex life is nothing worth noting, she’s fabulous at creating steamy fantasies with perfectly waxed, incredibly fit, scantily clad characters.

But everything changes when she encounters a strangely familiar man during a routine visit to Target. Is Sadie losing her mind, or has her latest hunky character wandered out of her manuscript and into reality? As Sadie tries to negotiate this bizarre new world, her eyes begin to open to romantic possibilities in places she never dreamed of looking . . . places where “happily ever after” might not be so far-fetched after all.

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Kirkus Reviews
2014-02-04
What if a novelist's characters object to their storylines? Worse, what if they hijack the plot? While other mothers in her posh neighborhood fill their days with Bikram yoga classes, Sadie Fuller secretly writes steamy romance novels. Divorced yet still friends with her gay ex-husband, she's raising their 11-year-old daughter, Allison, with the help of Greta, their German housekeeper. As far as her own love life, well, at 46, Sadie knows she's past her prime, so she places an ad on Craigslist for a Friday-morning, no-strings-attached lover, and Jason responds. He's a kind attorney, eager for a sexual relationship since his wife stole his confidence by cheating on him with the tile contractor. It's a stable life, if a little lacking in excitement. Yet one morning, Sadie discovers an extra 1,500 words have mysteriously appeared in the novel she's writing. She's sure she didn't write those words. She's sure there was no witch named Clarissa in the story last night. And she's sure she doesn't know the impossibly gorgeous man who seems to be suffering from amnesia in the baby-products aisle at Target. The gorgeous man is, indeed, Aidan Hathaway, the hero of Sadie's novel, and Sadie's life turns upside down as she tries to explain him to nosy neighbors and jealous Jason, not to mention bewildered Greta. Allison is smitten and couldn't care less where Aidan came from. As a romance novel hero, Aidan relies on steamy glances and suggestive comments, neither of which helps Sadie crack the mystery of why he's here, much less how to send him back into the safe pages of her book. Debut novelist Maxwell and Sadie herself deftly bend the rules of genre fiction, letting the boundaries between reality and fiction shimmy and shimmer. Clever, engaging and sparkling with wit.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781476732671
Publisher:
Touchstone
Publication date:
03/18/2014
Sold by:
SIMON & SCHUSTER
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
336
Sales rank:
394,616
File size:
3 MB

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Happily Ever After

  • Chapter 1

    Stolen Secrets,

    Chapter One

    At exactly 8:45, Lily Dell pushed through the rotating doors of New York’s Jensen & Richardson Communications and smiled at the security guard. She was running late, but that was no reason to be unfriendly.

    “How are you today, Hank?” she asked.

    The older man tipped his cap to her. “Fine, Miss Dell. Thanks for asking.”

    “Have a good day, okay?”

    “As long as the sun is shining and I have air to breathe,” he said with a wink.

    Lily had the same exchange with Hank every morning, but that was okay. Lily found routines comforting. On some level, she knew it was because of her childhood, but there was no point in digging into that muck. She’ d escaped it. That was enough for her.

    “Wait!” Lily called as she ran for the elevator banks. Her office was on the fifty-eighth floor, and it could take forever for an elevator to show up at ground level during the morning rush. A bleached-blond woman with long pink fingernails stuck an arm between the elevator doors, holding them while Lily squeezed in.

    “Thank you,” Lily whispered to the woman.

    The elevator moved in fits and starts, stopping repeatedly until it reached the thirtieth floor, when Lily finally found herself alone. Quickly, she dug into her handbag for a lipstick. At the rate she was moving, there was no way she was going to have time for a pit stop in the ladies’ room to fix her makeup before meeting Mr. Hathaway.

    Fumbling to open the lipstick without dropping her suit jacket, laptop case, or black leather purse, Lily lost her grip on the sleek tube and sent it tumbling down her crisp white shirt, leaving a trail of blushing peach as it went.

    “Shit!” she cried.

    “Oh, it’s not so bad as all that,” came a voice, and from the shadows of the seemingly empty elevator stepped a man. He was tall and lean, with jet-black hair and unreadable eyes the color of moss. His skin was pale and stood out against the dark pinstripe of his expensive suit. She noticed the edge of a faint scar to the side of his right eyebrow. He smiled at her, showing off just a hint of his perfect teeth.

    She tried to smile back, but suddenly the elevator was much too small.

    “We’ve met,” he said quietly, taking a step toward her. “Do you remember?”

    What a question! She’d spent every waking moment since the reception last week trying to figure out who the beautiful man was but to no avail. It was the Keller Champagne marketing launch party, and although Lily hated to admit it, she’d had a few too many samples of the product. She’d been making her way toward the restrooms when this man, who now stood in the elevator with her, appeared.

    Over a few yards of empty space, their eyes met, and time slowed and stretched as Lily suddenly became aware of every molecule in her body being pulled toward this stranger. They didn’t stop walking. They glided by one another, their eyes locked.

    “Good evening,” the man said.

    “Yes,” Lily croaked.

    “You look lovely,” he said.

    Before she could say thank you or ask his name or beg him to explain what had just happened, he gave her a mock salute and disappeared around the corner. It took almost a full minute for Lily to regain her bearings and chase after him. But by the time she reached the reception hall, he was nowhere to be seen.

    “I do remember,” Lily said now. Her voice sounded strange, as if it were coming from outside of her.

    Slowly, the man bent down to retrieve her lipstick from the floor of the elevator. His motions were deliberate and smooth; she could see his broad shoulders straining against the fabric of his suit.

    “You dropped this,” he said, holding the tube out to Lily. His hands were big and graceful, not two qualities that normally went together in her limited experience. As she reached for the lipstick, their eyes met and the temperature in the elevator soared. A hot flush rose on Lily’s cheeks, far brighter than the lipstick that now stained the front of her shirt.

    “Thank . . . thank you,” she stammered. When she took the lipstick, her fingers brushed the man’s cool skin and the cuff of his suit jacket. The signal from her fingertips raced immediately up her arm and down through her stomach, coming firmly to rest between her thighs. She shuddered despite the rising heat. A wave of unfamiliar lust washed over her, rendering her momentarily dizzy. Lily never reacted to men this way. She was measured, careful, logical. She’d learned her lesson about what happened when you weren’t. But her body did not seem to care.

    “Oh,” Lily murmured, squeezing her thighs together. It felt good. The man took a step closer. He gave off a warm, citrusy scent that did not help her dizziness. His smile was gone. He eyed her as if she were prey, a great eagle about to dive on a helpless field mouse. Her legs threatened to buckle in high heels that no longer felt even remotely stable.

    “Your shirt,” he whispered. Lily was sure he could see her heart pounding through the thin fabric of her clothing. Did he feel this too?

    “I think it’s ruined,” he said. He was so close now she could see the flawless surface of his skin. She could think of nothing but how badly she wanted him to touch her. Anywhere.

    With agonizing slowness, he ran a finger down her cheek and into the hollow of her throat. There, he applied the slightest bit of pressure, making her gasp. Her body, as if detached from her brain, arched toward him.

    Please, she thought. I can’t do this.

    His finger continued to travel down over her collarbone, easily pushing aside her shirt and slipping between the lacy edge of her bra and her skin. She forced herself to hold his eyes, which showed only focus. Lifting the fabric of her bra, he made room for the rest of his hand to slide around the outside of her breast.

    Scream, she told herself. Call for help. But the only sound she seemed capable of making was another desperate “oh.”

    With a sudden forceful motion, the man pulled her shirt and her bra strap off her shoulder to reveal her full breast. It looked white and strange in the dim lights of the elevator, at odds with the rest of her skin. He cupped her gently in one hand, bent down and ran his tongue over her hard exposed nipple, taking it between his teeth and gently tugging. Bolts of electricity shot through Lily, and she wanted to howl, to beg for more. Instead, she bit her lip and grabbed the wall for support, sure she was about to faint. The very lonely place between her legs throbbed in anticipation. How long had it been? Forever.

    “You taste so . . . sweet,” the man whispered.

    How much time did they have? Was it enough? She could not believe she was having these thoughts! Who was this man making her body quiver like jelly? As if reading her mind, he brought his lips to her ear.

    “Fast,” he said, sliding one of those big hands between her knees and moving it up along the freshly shaved, smooth skin of her inner thighs. Pants would have saved her here, whereas a skirt spelled certain doom. His hand reached her ordinary cotton panties, already soaked, and for a flash she wished she’d worn something more special, something with lace. As he pressed his fingers against her, she sucked in a breath of air.

    Leaning in close so she was forced to look into his eyes, he ripped back her panties and ran his smooth fingers across . . .

    “Mom!”

    Huh? Oh, Allison. Damn.

    “What is it, honey?” I call. A trickle of sweat runs down my back. Is my office hot?

    “Come. Here.”

    “Okay, Ali. I’m coming.”

    It’s 11:15 on a Thursday night, and I know two things. The first is that Lily Dell was about to have sex in an elevator where time has no meaning, cotton rips like wet paper towels, and moaning is sexy rather than a sign of mental illness. The second is that my own chances of having sex tonight in an elevator, or anywhere for that matter, are exactly zero. And sadly, those are odds you can bet your life on.

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  • Meet the Author

    Elizabeth Maxwell lives with her husband and children in Davis, California. Visit her website at ElizabethMaxwellAuthor.com.

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    Happily Ever After: A Novel 4.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 8 reviews.
    Anonymous More than 1 year ago
    arlenadean More than 1 year ago
    Title: Happily Ever After Author: Elizabeth Maxwell Publisher: Touchstone Reviewed By: Arlena Dean Age Recommended: Adult Rating: 4.5 Review: "Happily Ever After" by Elizabeth Maxwell was definitely a fun, unique romance read. I liked how this author was able to take the reader on a intertwining of different genres to present to the me a interesting story-contemporary, paranormal(magical), erotic, chit lit, some women's fiction and romantic comedy. I liked the ride of the twist and turns as this story will take you on this fun read. I liked how this author put together this read where I can even see the main character is somewhat overweight, divorced, raising a eleven year old daughter and supports herself by writing erotica stories. Hay its a job and someone wants to do it! It really become interesting as you read of Sadie Fuller when she goes over a current manuscript to find a character and parts of the story she didn't write...is she losing her mind? I could even feel with her from the read as fear comes when she stumbles across one of her characters while at the Target store. I really enjoyed how this author presenting the reading with wondering if ... will any of this have to do with helping Sadie find just what she has lost in her life? I thought this was some deep realization being presented here. Some of the characters were very well developed and colorful ... from having to deal with those noisy neighbors to spandex support I found the read was definitely blunt and hilarious in giving the me the reader a even closer up look at a single Mom from dating to sex few points. Now, this maybe a little odd, cute and unique read however, by picking up this read you will see in the end what this author wants the reader to understand. I got it! I also found this story somewhat predictable at times but the way this author presents "Happily Ever After" this read will keep you hooked and very entertained.
    Luvmyhootie More than 1 year ago
    Fun, Witty, Imaginative and Sexy! Happily Ever After sounded like it would be right up my alley. While I don't have marriage and kids under my belt, I could definitely relate to the midlife crisis and starting over themes of the book. Although this is your categorized contemporary there is a slight twist in the story as the author takes you on a funny and borderline supernatural ride. Sadie Fuller seems like your run of the mill single mother but she also moonlights as an author. What began as a foray into romance soon turned into writing erotica after a painful breakup and her delusions about love were crushed. Sadie was one of the most interesting and funny heroines I've come across lately! Raising a preteen daughter alone is difficult but in addition to that she also cares for her gay ex husband Roger. This is kind of a big fear for me. Marrying a guy, having a family and discovering I was his "Beard". Unlike me though Sadie was more observant to all Rogers quirks. Her relationship with him was insane but humorous. I didn't understand why she ended up paying alimony to the flamboyant yoga instructor after they split but it worked for them. I liked the fact that she and Roger remained friends after the split and raise their daughter together. Sadie was fantastic. She was ballsy, independent and real. I saw myself in her with the cynical outlook on love we both share. Her voice and the way she looked at life was very realistic and she added humor to every situation without going overboard. The addition of Jason, the Craigslist sex buddy she met, was something I enjoyed so much with this story. He was such a great guy and I knew he would end up falling for Sadie despite their agreement to keep it just sex. You know a guy loves you when he brings sandwiches to your sex dates. Poor Jason was kind of a putz and he wasn't the worlds most suave guy but he was loyal and supportive and those are amazing qualities in a man for me. The meat of the story is where the exciting and crazy twist comes in. Because Sadie is a writer, the focus is on Aidan. A character from her latest erotic novel who literally steps off the pages and into her world. LITERALLY. For anyone who has seen the movie Stranger Than Fiction you will understand this plot twist. When one of her other characters hijacks her current manuscript and banishes the couple to the real world, Sadie has 48 hours to return them or they disappear. This was a very odd thing to throw into a contemporary novel but you know what? It totally worked for me! It was like getting a story within a story and that is always a bonus for me. Meeting Aiden and his love interest Lily was sexy and brought a dynamic to the book that just increased it's uniqueness. Aiden was a funny guy to follow. He may have been written a specific way (typical alpha hero) but seeing his progression in reality made me laugh several times. Becoming a lovesick Mooney fool is not sexy in erotic novels it seems. The fact that he got on Sadie's nerves with his whining and pining for Lily just made me cackle out loud.  Happily Ever After was an incredibly funny look at the life of an author who is driven by her characters. It's not as glamorous as we the readers imagine and knowing authors have everyday lives and issues makes them more relatable. This was such a great book. It was fun, imaginative, witty, romantic and just all around delightful. The only reason I put it down was the share the hilarious quotes on social media. Maxwell really took me out of my element and brought me into her world and didn't bring me back until she was done with me. In all honesty I loved everything about this book. The inner story characters, the humor and the plot all worked together to give me a wonderful and unique reading experience I won't soon forget. Not everyone gets a Happily Ever After in real life and it really pleased me to see that Maxwell adhered to that principal in her novel. The way she chose to wrap up her story, while not traditional, really stayed true to the overall theme of the book. It was definitely something that stood out in a sea of recycled plots, so if you enjoy a good story with some surprise elements thrown in then you have to read Happily Ever After NOW!
    JackiesBookWorld More than 1 year ago
    Happily Ever After was such a fun and unique book to read. I found myself wanting to know more of the characters and that made it that much more intriguing as well. There are a lot of elements to the story that could have gone wrong, but the author did a good job making the story flow while still making it entertaining.  There are two stories being told in the book; the life of Sadie Fuller, a forty-six year old mother/ erotic novelist and the story of her fictional characters. It may sound confusing to follow at first, but as the story progresses it's easier to see a distinction between the two, especially when both stories connect in later chapters. The main story that is described in the book is the one of Sadie Fuller. She has dedicated her life to writing the lives of fictional characters under the name KT Briggs. While living in the suburbs has its benefits, she often finds herself in the middle of her neighbors' gossip and school events that she has to attend. Life as a single mother to an eleven-year-old isn't easy, she hasn't had a romantic relationship since she got married, and now divorced she has a hard time finding the right person for her. But an unexpected encounter leaves her wondering if it's possible for her characters to come to life.  Finding Aidan Hathaway was a total shock to Sadie, she can't explain how he has come to life, but a series of events will lead her to explore the power of writing, what it really means to find true love and a happily ever after. What I enjoyed about the book the most was how relatable the protagonist is, it was interesting to read a book about an author writing her own novels and how hard it is to come up with a good story. Sadie has struggled to find what works out for her in terms of writing and her life as a single mother makes things complicated for her. There are twists and turns in the story that left me speechless. Elizabeth Maxwell did a very good job making the story flow effortlessly and the character descriptions were spot on. The ending was clever, and it worked very well for me. Overall, Happily Ever After was great and I definitely recommend it to those that want to read something unique, full of humor, romance and a paranormal twist.  *ARC was provided by the publisher in exchange for an honest review*
    Chrissy_W More than 1 year ago
    Gave me quite a few laughs. Did I enjoy this book: I really did. I read every free chance I had and read most of it in one day. At first, I was concerned. I wasn’t sure if I was going to like this book. It started a bit slow for me. Then around page 70, I was hooked. I couldn’t put this book down. I had to see if Sadie got her happily ever after. Happily Ever After was such a fun read. It was very funny. There were quite a few times that I laughed out loud. Well . . . I wanted to laugh out loud, but I was reading it during a class/seminar (I told you I couldn’t put it down) and I didn’t want to actually laugh out loud. I had to cover my mouth to keep from laughing too loudly. My shoulders were shaking. I was smiling. And believe me, Internet Law (my seminar topic) isn’t that interesting. I never would have thought that a story about an erotica author would be so funny. But it really was. I loved it. Sadie is your average work-at-home mom. I loved that she was a size 14, that she had “needs” that she arranged to be taken care of, that she had struggles and insecurities. She was relatable–despite the whole erotic author thing. When her leading male came to life, I was completely invested in this story. I wasn’t expecting it. It was a wonderful twist on paranormal/supernatural/magical without being overly cheesy or predictable. I adored the love interest. (I’m not going to give away this information. I don’t want to ruin the story.) His confession gave me a giddy smile and had me almost squee-ing out loud during my seminar. (I know, I should have been paying attention to the class but the book was just way too entertaining.) I want to tell you all the details, but I don’t want to spoil it. So many great moments. So many laughs. Wonderful romance. I will probably read this again in the near future. Would I recommend it: Absolutely. If you like chick lit, romance, a little non-vampire paranormal/magical, and a good laugh, then pick up this book. (I received a complimentary copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.)
    Anonymous More than 1 year ago
    dmrobinson More than 1 year ago
    What a fun, quirky, unique read! I loved the intertwining of different genres within the story – erotic, contemporary, paranormal, and even a bit of women’s fiction. It was a completely fresh idea with the main character being an erotic romance author whose characters have come alive and invaded her life. Elizabeth Maxwell delivers a witty story with such strong descriptions that I could feel and smell and sense what Sadie, her main character, does. There are twists and turns to the story that at times made me scratch my head with a ‘wait, did that just happen?’ Yes, it sure did! Happily Ever After was not anything that I expected but was even better! Sadie, both as an author and a minivan mom of an 11-year-old girl tells it straight and made me laugh at all the humorous (yet not so humorous sometimes!) moments that while seemingly wouldn’t be funny, are because of Sadie’s internal commentary about them. We also meet several of Sadie’s family members, neighbors, the quad moms, and her characters. What I think I loved most of all is that Elizabeth Maxwell takes the romance genre and shakes it up, mixes it all together and puts it back together in such a way that is fresh, sexy, a little crazy, and intriguing. I will definitely read more from her!
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