Harry Ballsack And The Quid Witch Caper [NOOK Book]

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The last time I was in a coma, my BFF read me every single Potter book, hoping they would give me the will to live. They didn’t, but I woke up anyway. Still delirious from the dragon bites, I demanded paper and wrote down Harry’s story as best as I could recall. I lit that one on fire.


Then I tried again…writing from right to left, upside down, and backwards. That version sucked ass, so I wadded it up and shot it out of a cannon.


The third ...

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Harry Ballsack And The Quid Witch Caper

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Overview

The last time I was in a coma, my BFF read me every single Potter book, hoping they would give me the will to live. They didn’t, but I woke up anyway. Still delirious from the dragon bites, I demanded paper and wrote down Harry’s story as best as I could recall. I lit that one on fire.


Then I tried again…writing from right to left, upside down, and backwards. That version sucked ass, so I wadded it up and shot it out of a cannon.


The third time, I wrote it in Latin, then scanned it in and ran it through Babblefish. That one wasn’t too bad, so I sent it to Penguin with a ransom note.


Against all odds, the fourth time was the charm! I typed that one into a dusty laptop in Comic Sans while guzzling whiskey.


And thus the story you have before you came to be.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940016793467
  • Publisher: Mike Cooley
  • Publication date: 2/10/2013
  • Sold by: Draft2Digital
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 1,184,838
  • File size: 225 KB

Meet the Author

I have been writing science fiction and fantasy stories for many years.
My writing has an edge to it. I enjoy exploring the dark and surreal landscapes of the mind.

The first two novels in my Legend Of The Crystals series are out (Crystal Warrior and Crystal Origin).
Book Three (Crystal Legacy) should be out in 2013.

I also have a science fiction short story collection out called Skin Of Giants,
a Twilight Parody called How To Keep Sparkly Emo Vampires Off Your Lawn,
and a poetry book called She Stands At The Precipice

My Lovecraftian horror novelette, Eater Of Eyes, just came out.

Thanks for reading!
Mike

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