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Either you love them or you hate them, but everybody agrees on one thing—there's just nothing like a New York Post headline.

Gathered here for the first time ever are the best of the best from the paper's two-hundred-year history. Whether outrageous or scandalous, laugh-out-loud funny or shocking, these classic headlines never fail to entertain. Headless Body in Topless Bar is the perfect book for any pop culture junkie and a hilarious tribute to the one-of-a-kind New York Post.

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Overview

Either you love them or you hate them, but everybody agrees on one thing—there's just nothing like a New York Post headline.

Gathered here for the first time ever are the best of the best from the paper's two-hundred-year history. Whether outrageous or scandalous, laugh-out-loud funny or shocking, these classic headlines never fail to entertain. Headless Body in Topless Bar is the perfect book for any pop culture junkie and a hilarious tribute to the one-of-a-kind New York Post.

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Gothamites seem to either love or despise the New York Post, but readers in both camps can agree on the merits of one feature of the paper: its headlines. For decades, this vehement little tabloid has been dishing out opinions in banners that we can all appreciate. Some of them have already achieved recognition as genre classics; for example, the unforgettable 1982 front-page tag immortalized in this book's title. Others have reputations to come: AXIS OF WEASEL, KISS YOUR ASTEROID GOODBYE, and the Dick Cheney tribute THE BUCK SHOTS HERE come to mind. One thing is certain: The potential appeal of this paperback stretches far beyond Manhattan.

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780061340710
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Publication date: 3/25/2008
  • Pages: 208
  • Sales rank: 618,045
  • Product dimensions: 8.00 (w) x 10.00 (h) x 0.69 (d)

Meet the Author

The staff of the New York Post—for all the paper's illustrious history—is a fairly irreverent bunch. One way or another, the staffers who wrote these headlines have been around since 1801. Or rather, the spirit surrounding them has.

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Headless Body in Topless Bar
The Best Headlines from America's Favorite Newspaper

Chapter One

Headless Body in Topless Bar

It's been ridiculed and vilified, celebrated and imitated. It inspired an otherwise forgettable 1995 movie of the same name. In 2003 New York Magazine named it The Post's single greatest headline of the past 35 years. Has there ever been a more memorable front-page headline than "Headless Body in Topless Bar"?

And the most amazing thing about the headline—written by V. A. Musetto—is that it describes the story perfectly and succinctly. A gunman had robbed a Bronx strip club and forced all the customers and employees into a back room—where he killed, and then decapitated, one of them.

As legendary Post editor and columnist Steve Dunleavy later recalled: "How do you tell a sensational story other than sensationally? What should it say: 'Decapitated cerebellum in licensed premises, wherein ladies baring mammaries have been seen, to wit, performing acts counter to social mores'? I don't think so."

Headless Body in Topless Bar
The Best Headlines from America's Favorite Newspaper
. Copyright © by Carl Staff of the New York Post. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.

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