Hear No Evil: My Story of Innocence, Music, and the Holy Ghost [NOOK Book]

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Every Life Has a Soundtrack. 
 
If you’ve ever had the opening bars of a song transport you back in time or remind you of a pivotal spiritual moment, Matthew Paul Turner’s honest—and frequently hilarious—musings will strike a chord. Straightforward and amusing, Hear No Evil is Turner’s “life soundtrack,” a compilation of engaging personal stories about how music—and...
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Overview

Every Life Has a Soundtrack. 
 
If you’ve ever had the opening bars of a song transport you back in time or remind you of a pivotal spiritual moment, Matthew Paul Turner’s honest—and frequently hilarious—musings will strike a chord. Straightforward and amusing, Hear No Evil is Turner’s “life soundtrack,” a compilation of engaging personal stories about how music—and music’s ability to transform—has played a key role in his spiritual life.
 
Groove along on his journey as young evangelical Turner attends forbidden contemporary Christian concerts, moves to “Music City” Nashville, and dreams of becoming the Michael Jackson of Christian music.
 
Cosmic and compelling, keen and funny, every page is a new encounter with the people, places, and experiences that have taught the music-editor-turned-author some new things about God, forced him out of his comfort zone, and introduced him to a fresh view of grace along the way.


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Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly
After a childhood roped off from popular culture, Turner (The Christian Culture Survival Guide) chased dreams of becoming a Christian singer only to find the “safe” genre more plastic than relevant. In this memoir, Turner strings together his journey from starstruck child to Christian music editor, with tales of music’s influence on his Independent Fundamental Baptist upbringing. At times, the book takes aim at the denomination, lamenting the anxiety its moral absolutes produce: “few things existed that were more frightful than a syncopated beat.” At other points, the book becomes a critique of unoriginal Christian music. Turner calls for honesty from all Christians, begging artists to tap into guarded imaginations and urging churches to be more forgiving when singers step outside the box. Despite his misgivings, Turner maintains a playful tone, like a teenager rolling his eyes at an embarrassing parent. Still hopeful, he seeks not to discount Christian music and its listeners but to fine-tune his Christian church and shake up the genre that remains a “consistent thread of grace” in his life. (Feb.)
From the Publisher
“Like a good Amy Grant song, Hear No Evil will worm its way into your brain, lodge itself there, and refuse to leave.  Every page is funny, honest, and full of the best kind of faith.  Matthew Paul Turner isn't just a great Christian writer.  He's a great writer, period.” 
— Kevin Roose, author of The Unlikely Disciple: A Sinner’s Semester at America’s Holiest University

“The most glorious part about Hear No Evil is Matthew Paul Turner’s humor and authenticity.  Brilliantly affective, this collection of stories about music--its triumphs, its dysfunction, and its value in people’s lives--will conjure up memories about your own musical journey and experiences. Matthew's funny and sometimes irreverent tone reveals not only his social relevance but also his sincerity.”
—    Josh Shipp, host of Jump Shipp, author of The Teen’s Guide to World Domination, MTV personality

“There’s an adage: ‘Never make fun of a group of which you are not a member.’ Matthew Paul Turner grew up in the fundamentalist bubble and worked in the Christian Contemporary Music scene. And make fun of them he does ­ however, not with outsider venom but with insider empathy. Hear No Evil is hilarious, cringe-worthy, and all too true. And Turner's faith survived. Halleluiah. That’s what humor can do.”
—    Susan E. Isaacs, actress, comedienne,  and author of Angry Conversations with God

Hear No Evil is a compelling story that will send you on a journey where you’re laughing one second and doing a painfully honest heart check the next. When you finish this book you’ll have a new understanding that God works in very unique and surprising ways as He draws us closer to Him.”
— Pete Wilson, pastor of Cross Point Church, author of Plan B

“Anyone who grew up in the evangelical bubble will relive their own adolescence through Turner’s witty, devastatingly forthright account of his own. Couching his unsparing observation in self-effacing mirth, he drags the superstition and cultural backwardness of the good ole Christian subculture right out into the open. Even if you’ve had bad experiences with exorcisms in the past, Hear No Evil is the last one you’ll ever need.”
—    David Sessions, founding editor of Patrol magazine

 “In Hear No Evil, Matthew Paul Turner writes ‘The odd thing about Christians pursuing fame is that they do it while pretending not to be interested in fame’. I would buy this book even if this was the only sentence printed inside. It’s that valuable.”
—    Jonathan Acuff , creator of StuffChristiansLike.net and author of the book Stuff Christians Like

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780307458537
  • Publisher: The Doubleday Religious Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 2/16/2010
  • Sold by: Random House
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 240
  • File size: 2 MB

Meet the Author

MATTHEW PAUL TURNER is a blogger, speaker, and author of Churched: One Kid's Journey Toward God Despite a Holy Mess, The Christian Culture Survival Guide, and several other popular books. Turner attended Nashville's Belmont University, where he received a BBA in music business, and is the former editor of CCM magazine. Turner has written for Relevant, Home Life, Christian Single, and other magazines. He and his wife, Jessica, have one son and live in Nashville, Tennessee. Visit his Web site: matthewpaulturner.com.


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Overture
 
Today the atmosphere at Fido, a coffeehouse in Nashville’s midtown, is the same as it always is: moody, overcast, an almost cliché backdrop for creative people.
 
I’m here working, soaking up the scene, hoping to find an idea or the beginning of an idea that I can turn into a feature or an Op-Ed for one of Nashville’s entertainment newspapers. I like this part of my job, one that simply requires me to watch, listen, drink coffee, and jot down notes on my laptop.
 
Two tables to my left, a twenty-something female holds a square piece of charcoal. She keeps looking up at two gentlemen sitting against the window, and then down at her sketch pad, practicing her skill at capturing the human form. Her subjects, each wearing a different vanity T-shirt, talk about technology and graphic design. At one point I hear one of them yell at a four-top in the corner of the coffee house. The only girl at the table yells back, asking if he’s coming to their show on Friday evening. He shrugs. She pretends to be offended.
 
The majority of people sitting around me are singers, musicians, or wannabe singers or musicians. And most aren’t the kind who fiddle, slide their guitars, or sing nasally on purpose. Well, the two fiftyish men sitting at the booth across the way look like washed-up fiddlers, but Nashville’s music scene has grown deep and wide since the first time I moved here in 1993. Country is still the mainstay of the music business here, but these days lots of people come to Nashville to pursue careers in rock, folk, jazz, blues, gospel, and Christian music, among other genres. Dreams of success draw many interesting people to Nashville—people full of life, passion, story, rage, opinion, and belief. And once in a while, talent.
 
A young man pushes through the front door, appearing lost, or perhaps hoping to be found. His expression is common here in Nashville, a nervous passion that tends to make talented people look socially misplaced. This man looks particularly out of his element. His eyes move around the room like two gerbils looking for an escape from their cage. I try to watch inconspicuously but fail when our eyes meet. Usually I feel embarrassed when I’m caught ogling strangers, but not this time. He clearly wants people to notice him.
 
It seems to me he woke up and conspired to put together a “look” that would attract attention: the tight black jeans, a multicolored T-shirt that shimmers in direct sunlight, a skinny black tie, and a purple vest are only the beginning of why he stands out. His hair is unnaturally shiny, dyed a color between blue and black, and shaped into six perfectly formed horns that jet out from his head in various directions. The eyeliner brings his look together, and for me, confirms the possibility that he’s the love child of Boy George and Beetlejuice.
 
I’m not culturally ignorant; I realize a lot of people look like this guy. But he catches my attention because it isn’t a typical fashion statement for people hanging out at Fido or any place else in
Nashville at eight thirty in the morning—at least not without signs of a hangover.
 
It occurs to me that he and I might share one thing in common: neither of us looks like we belong at Fido. Most of the “creatives” who frequent this hangout are hipsters looking for their morning cup of coffee and free wireless. I wish I was cool enough to consider myself a hipster, but rather than make music, I mostly write about the hipsters who make it. Furthermore, I don’t wear corduroy in the summer or shop weekly at the local farmers’ market, and my wife, Jessica, says I look ridiculous in a fedora. And trust me, I try one on every time I shop at Target.
 
Out of the corner of my eye, I see the young man walking toward
me.
 
“Excuse me,” he says, “are you David?” He tosses a legal pad on the table next to mine and straightens his thin black tie. “I’m Adam.” He says his name like he anticipates it being familiar.
 
“No, my name is Matthew. Sorry.”
 
Glancing around the coffeehouse, Adam spins with all the drama of a model at the end of a catwalk. He sighs, plops down in a chair, and pulls his cell phone out of his pocket so he can use the screen as a mirror to check his eyeliner.
 
Shutting his phone with one hand, he says, “Can I just vent for a moment? It has been quite a morning—wow!”
 
I fear this could be the beginning of a lengthy conversation, and I wonder if it would be rude to remind him that I’m not David.
 
“And you know what?” he continues. “I’m actually relieved you’re not the fellow I’m supposed to meet. This meeting is important, and I was so afraid that I was late. My taxi arrived fifteen minutes later than scheduled. But I guess he’s late too.”
 
I look up from my computer and smile slightly, a polite gesture so he doesn’t feel like he’s talking to himself. I don’t mean it to be an invitation for chitchat. However, my good manners lead Adam to ask if I mind watching his legal pad and pen while he stands in line for a drink.
 
“That’s fine,” I say.
 
Adam returns to his table a few minutes later with a hot drink in his hand. He looks at his watch, mumbles to himself—“I wonder where the heck he is”—and then explains to me why he’s drinking herbal tea and not coffee.
 
“I wish I could have coffee. I could use the caffeine,” he says, “but my band is playing a showcase tonight at Twelfth and Porter, and coffee does a number on my voice.”
 
He squeezes his throat a couple of times as if he’s making sure it’s still there or identifying it in case I don’t know where human vocal cords are located.
 
“Well, it’s not the coffee that hurts them, but the cream, man—and I can’t drink coffee without cream. My voice needs to be in top shape for this showcase.”
 
Clearing his throat, he sips his tea.
 
“So I take it you’re from out of town,” I say.
 
Smiling, he nods. “Yeah. Lancaster, Pennsylvania.”
 
“Oh, I’ve been there many times. My mother was infatuated with Amish people.”
 
“We certainly have a lot of them,” he says, like we’re talking about white-tailed deer. “But they don’t bother us too much, unless you get behind one of them on a busy street.”
 
Before he can begin telling Amish jokes, I change the subject back to his show.
 
“By any chance,” I say, qualifying my question first so that it doesn’t offend him, “do you sing in a Christian band?” He looks surprised, so I add, “Too personal? Offensive? I promise I’m not going to try to evangelize you.”
 
Adam laughs. “No, I’m not offended. I’m just surprised you asked me that. I never get that question back home. How did you know?”
 
“Just had a feeling,” I say. “For some reason I’m pretty good at pointing out Christian rockers.”
 
He laughs again and starts to blush. He seems to take my observation as a compliment. “What gave me away?”
 
“Eh, sometimes you can just tell.”
 
“No, really, how did you know I was a Christian? It’s obviously not the way I’m dressed. I don’t dress like the everyday Christian. Is it a Holy Spirit thing?”
 
He’s right; he doesn’t dress like the ordinary Christian, but he does dress like the ordinary Christian rocker.
 
“I’m pretty sure it’s not a Holy Spirit thing. It could be, I guess, but I think it’s more like gaydar.”
 
“What?” he says.
 
“It’s different, of course, than assessing a person’s sexual orientation, but not as much as you might think.”
 
“Wow,” Adam says. He’s still smiling, but I’m not sure he means it as much as before. “That’s…interesting.”
 
I don’t have the heart to tell him that he reeks of being a “Christian rocker.” It didn’t take a spiritual gift or a sixth sense to know what kind of music he made. My knowing the difference between a rocker and a Christian rocker is similar to the ability most people possess to distinguish a female from a drag queen. It’s usually obvious, like the plot of a romantic comedy starring Matthew McConaughey.
 
No matter how elaborate the costume and makeup, drag queens can rarely fully disguise their masculine origins. Adam looks like a twenty-five-year-old purity pledge playing dress-up. He smiles too much—and too convincingly—to pull off a fashion statement rooted in the music and lifestyle of the Sex Pistols. I’m sure he’s a nice guy and probably talented to some degree, but most of the punk rockers I know, even ones younger than Adam, look haggard, like they’ve lived several lifetimes. Or had to survive them.
 
“So what kind of music do you play? I mean, what style?”
 
“Most people say it’s a mix of worship and pop punk.” Adam looks at his watch again. “Us guys in the band call it worshunk.” He smiles.
 
I laugh.
 
He starts laughing too, but I’m not sure we’re laughing for the same reason. I’m laughing because it seems like the most obvious thing to do while I wait for him to retract his last statement with, “I’m just joking.” He never does.
 
David arrives thirty minutes late. They shake hands and hug and tell me it’s the first time they’ve met in person. Adam introduces David to me as Nashville’s most awesome artist-development guy. David smiles, sits down, and the two of them begin talking about Adam’s songwriting.
 
“I can’t wait for you to hear the new song we’ve been working on,” I hear Adam tell David at one point. “It’s called ‘Superstar Jesus.’”
 
“I can’t wait,” says David. “Great title, by the way.”
 
I put my earbuds in and turn my iPod on shuffle. “Hide and Seek” by Imogen Heap begins playing, and the nausea I was beginning to feel subsides.
 
 
Music has always been present in my life, like God, fear, and McDonald’s. I can’t remember a day when music wasn’t somehow involved. Music is like God in a lot of ways: Moving. Omnipresent. Unpredictable. And sometimes hard to get out of your head—even when you really want to.
 
I started spending the night with my grandmother and grandfather when I was four.
Mammom loved music, but only the kind that played in churches or on PBS. God knew what I thought of PBS. From an entertainment standpoint, of the seven stations that my grandparents’ antenna picked up, I ranked Maryland’s public TV dead last.
 
As far as I was concerned, PBS fell off its rocker on weekends and every weekday morning after The Electric Company’s eight thirty time slot. If it wasn’t between the hours of seven a.m. and nine a.m., when shows like Sesame Street and Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood aired, PBS seemed pretty much useless unless you were old, crafty, or illiterate.
 
Mammom’s obsession was The Lawrence Welk Show, a Technicolor variety hour featuring people who looked bred for perfection performing songs popular before Kennedy was shot.
 
Mammom’s eyes were bad, so she’d sit on her knees about two feet away from the television. Lawrence was like an old friend to Mammom. She laughed at his corny jokes or blushed when he said something that would have been considered naughty in 1925. Sometimes she even talked to Lawrence as if he was singing in her living room.
 
 “Oh Lawrence, you’re so bad,” she’d say, or if he was getting ready to announce the next song, she’d offer a suggestion. “Come on, Lawrence, I want to hear Buddy sing, or Norma.” Then she’d look at me. “Actually, I like any of the singers except the Aldridge Sisters. They’re too flashy. They think they’re something special.”
 
Mammom knew every song Lawrence’s singers sang. Sometimes she sang along or tapped her hip with her hand or told me where she was or what she was doing the first time she heard it. Sometimes Lawrence played a song that made Mammom quiet, almost somber. If I spoke during those songs, she didn’t respond. Sometimes she closed her eyes. Sometimes she cried. Sometimes she couldn’t stop smiling. Music moved Mammom in ways I didn’t understand; she didn’t just listen, she felt it.
 
Years went by before I felt the freedom to feel music like that.
 
I was raised in an ultraconservative Baptist church where emotion and honesty were even less compatible than Christian fundamentalism and self-worth. At my church whenever somebody capable of emotional honesty became a member, it created a situation similar to my father’s lectures about a new puppy: “As long as it never poops on the carpet, I’ll let it be an ‘inside dog.’” Anyone was welcome to join us for worship on Sundays, as long as they never emotionally pooped on the carpet. Most of us kids were “house-trained” before we’d memorized our multiplication tables.
 
Until I left for college at nineteen, I held most of my feelings in. Consequently, my early twenties weren’t pretty. But they felt good.
 
That was when music became a companion.
 
BeforeMP3 players were invented, I was impressed when I could fit all my music in the backseat of my Oldsmobile Alero and still have enough room for two skinny friends or one fat one. I took my music collection with me everywhere. And for those occasions when I wasn’t driving, I had a fifty-CD “therapy” binder where I kept my most important musical selections.
 
Some CDs I bought because of one popular song or for the band itself. When I purchased Garbage’s first CD, Garbage, it wasn’t because I thought Shirley Manson and crew rocked, necessarily, though on occasion “Only Happy When It Rains” made me feel good. The real reason was so I could tell my friends I owned Garbage’s album. The same was true with P.M. Dawn’s third album, JesusWept, and Marcy Playground’s debut. In the nineties, owning the right CD equaled power: It could turn a longtime enemy into a best friend. It could make the cool crowd let you sit with them at church or at school.
 
A CD-induced spike in status was usually only temporary. In most cases the ego boost alone was worth the fifteen dollars or, if you were crazy enough to shop at Sam Goody, eighteen dollars. Once in a while the investment didn’t pay off though, like Wilson Phillips’s sophomore album, Shadows and Light. I thought for sure, based on the success of their debut, the purchase would help me in some way, but none of my friends cared, and in the end, it sort of hurt my reputation. Word got around that I listened to the whole thing in one sitting and liked three songs.
 
Most of the time, the music I bought was far more than just entertainment
or status seeking.
 
In 1991 I bought Amy Grant’s 1988 album, LeadMeOn. I wasn’t allowed to listen to Amy until I turned eighteen and was deemed by the government old enough to vote and fight in wars. That night I sat on my bed and listened to Amy sing stories for three hours. People at my church described Amy in a lot of different ways: Heathen. Satan’s “angel.” God’s Madonna. One youth pastor told us that if Amy had been alive during biblical times, she would have been little more than a talented concubine. But that night in my bedroom, Amy’s songs brought me some hope. I listened to Lead Me On over and over again until I memorized every lyric. The words she sang resonated with something deep inside of me that, at eighteen, I was only beginning to understand.
 
I had always valued music. Before I could talk, my mother claims I could sing. But Lead Me On was the first music to wake me up, to cause me to pay attention. The songs made me want to change. Sometimes when I listen to Lead Me On, the songs still make me want to change.
 
Good music changes me, shocks me, makes me feel uncomfortable, and drives me to think and hope and believe differently. And once in a while, it makes me cynical and sarcastic.
 
 
As Adam and David talk, I watch one of the spikes on Adam’s head begin to wither. David watches it too but pretends it isn’t happening. Eventually the spike’s pointed tip falls over Adam’s left eye. He pushes it out of the way, but it keeps falling.
 
Their conversation only becomes audible to me between songs. I hear David talk about his expectations for the band at tonight’s showcase. I hear Adam discuss the band’s desire to help end poverty. When I hear Adam say something about “connecting,” I push Pause and listen.
 
“Our goal is to be real and honest when we’re on stage,” he says. “You know what I mean?”
 
David nods.
 
 “’Cause if we’re vulnerable, it’s like we’re giving our audience permission to become vulnerable too. In some ways the music, the look, the live show—it’s all a means to an end, man. We want to usher people into the presence of God and see lives changed. I don’t know if I’m doing a good job of explaining, but…”
 
Adam loses his thought and David nods. “You’re making complete sense. That’s exactly the kind of artist or band that we want on our roster: Vulnerable. Vulnerable is good.”
 
I think about how many times I’ve heard this type of conversation. Hundreds, perhaps. The context is sometimes different, but much of the dialogue is the same—people talking about how to create something “real” and “authentic” rather than just being real and authentic. So many of us Christians are all about being vulnerable, especially when we’re on stage, dressed up in a costume and wearing makeup, putting on a performance we consider “a means to an end.”
 
There’s a short lull in Adam and David’s conversation. David pulls at the collar of his shirt and says, “Now, Adam, you’re not planning on talking too much at the showcase, right?”
 
“I was planning on talking some; you know, so people get to know us.”
 
David squints. “Hmm. I’d keep the talking to a minimum tonight. Most of the audience is going to be managers, booking agents, producers—those sorts of people. And they’re not interested in hearing you talk, so let’s keep the focus on the performance tonight.”
 
It sounds like David has a bit of performance anxiety.
 
“Oh, okay. Whatever you say.”
 
I take out my earbuds and begin packing up my belongings. Adam sees me preparing to leave.
 “You heading out?”
 
“Yeah,” I say, throwing my book bag over my shoulder. “Good meeting you and I wish you the best of luck tonight.”
 
He smiles. “Thanks, I’ll need it. Quick question. Check out the guy sitting in the corner.” Adam shifts his eyes toward his right, indicating the tall man sitting alone with a cup of coffee and a book. “The guy dressed like a hobo, except his clothes look expensive. Is he a rocker or a Christian rocker?”
 
David laughs. “You’re kidding, right?”
 
“No. Why?” Adam looks at the man more closely.
 
Shaking his head, David looks at me. “You tell him.”
 
“That’s Jack White,” I say. “He’s definitely not a Christian rocker.”
 
Adam looks again. “Is he in a band?”
 
“Have you heard of the White Stripes?”
 
Adam’s blank stare is familiar—full of innocence and wonder and curiosity. I know that expression. It wasn’t long ago that I looked at people the same way.
 
“Can I get them on iTunes?” he asks.
 
“Yeah, you can,” I say. “And you should buy the album. They’re good. Give it a chance. It might teach you something about being vulnerable.”


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  • Posted February 19, 2010

    A quick read, yet funny!

    Honestly I was not sure what to except from this book. I was not entirely sure I would like it. It was a nice read though, and I loved that it had me laughing in spots. Nothing like a good book that gets you laughing. (especially when you are in a doctors office and everyone stares at you) It is a fairly quick read as well. I was able to finish it after a couple time of waiting at appointments. I have always found music to play a big role in my life. So it was nice to hear someone else feel the same. Do you ever feel like music is talking to you?

    I blog for WaterBrook Multnomah Books.

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  • Posted February 18, 2010

    not my cup of tea for sure

    I would like to be able to tell you that this was a great book and that I enjoyed reading it. However, to be totally honest the best part (and my personal favorite) of this book was the end. Because that meant it was over. I highly suggest if you are an Independent Fundamental Baptist; don't read this book. I'm sure he might not have wanted it to seem this way (but then again maybe he did) but it seemed to me like most of the book was about him "bashing" that faith. He grew up in an IFB church. Tie that in with the trip to the bar to have a beer with his "Christian" (very loosely using that term) buddy; this book really did not set well with me.

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  • Posted February 17, 2010

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    Funny Yet Faith-Building

    I loved this book. I read all the good parts aloud to my mate, which was pretty much the entire thing. While I wasn't raised in a fundamentalist Christian church, I was surrounded by enough people who were that I could relate to Matthew's bewilderment over arbitrary restrictions and the apparent inability of the adults in the church to answer his belief and faith questions with any words beyond:

    * "Because I said so."
    * "This is the way we've always done it."
    * "Just do as you're told."

    And no matter what our religious backgrounds, we can all relate to the inconsistencies between church politics, church leadership, and church doctrine. Matthew highlights what is good and bad in religion today and does so with wry-wit, compassion and grace. More often then not, Matthew pokes fun at himself and his own search for truth, and through it all, he talks about how contemporary Christian music moved him from salvation through legalism to salvation by grace. This is a great book.

    This is a great book. I recommend it for both entertainment and spiritual growth. I would like to thank the WaterBrook Multnomah Publishing Group for providing me with a free copy of this book for my review. All opinions are 100% mine.

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  • Posted February 16, 2010

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    Great Read!

    Hear No Evil by Matthew Paul Turner might as well be the story of my own childhood in a fundamental Baptist church. As he related his stories about secretly listening to Sandi Patti and his joy upon finding a similar person in his church, I recalled my own days of hiding Steve Green cd's under my bed when friends from church came over. Not only was Hear No Evil a trip down memory lane for me, but a reminder of the grace God showed to me in removing me from that situation.

    I laughed through many chapters and fought back tears through others. Turner's writing is real, witty, challenging without being preachy, and has an infusion of his experience of grace. Hear No Evil is a quick, enjoyable read bound to make you reflect on not only music, but what it means to be a believer in Jesus.

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  • Posted February 16, 2010

    Inviting look into Turner's spiritual journey

    I will be honest,I was a little hesitant to read this book. Christian Living is not the usual genre I choose to read. I don't have anything against it, just not always interested. Then I read the summary and thought it sounded interesting and not too "churchy". I am glad I gave it a shot.


    Hear No Evil is a beautifully written memoir that invites you into the author's life. His writing is smooth and natural, it like I was having a conversation with him rather than reading his memoir. Turner has a great sense of humor and successfully told his coming of age story in a way that was entertaining and honest. While it is about his spiritual journey, there is never a feeling of preaching or the "churchy" feeling I was worried about. Readers of all faiths and spiritual backgrounds would enjoy this entertaining and light hearted memoir.


    I mean, who wouldn't want to read a story about a guy, who at the age of 11, thought God was calling him to become the "Michael Jackson of Christian music"? That image alone was enough to pique my interest!


    Turner's experience in the Christian music industry lends an insider look into the relationship between music and spirituality. His insights and reflections on his own musical/spiritual journey are very humorous and humbling. Turner's storytelling ability easily transports the reader back to various points in his life where music played a key role in becoming the person he is today.


    I highly recommend Hear No Evil to anyone looking for a quick, humorous read about life and music. It truly was a great read!

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  • Posted February 15, 2010

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    So funny and insightful

    I read this wonderful book in two sittings! It was so good, so funny, and very insightful. As a music lover myself, I really could relate to how music plays such a huge part in our lives. I laughed so hard at some of the stories he told about his growing up years and the music he did or didn't listen to.

    When he follows a direction that he's certain God has told him to go, it's hilarious. We all know it's not going to work, but he's certain as a young man that it will. The experiences he encountered while pursuing his music are both funny but help him to grow at the same time.

    Even though I grew up in a different era than Mr. Turner, I could relate to his feelings about how music influenced his life and how it was such a vital part of his life and continues to be so. The right kind of music can even help us to grow closer to God.

    I highly recommend this book. You'll love it because it's so insightful and so funny.

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