Heard on the Playground - Funny Things Kids Say [NOOK Book]

Overview

Think you've heard it all...Think again.

Heard on the Playground - Funny Things Kids Say is a collection of over 350 humorous stories submitted by Parents, Teachers, Grandparents, Family and Friends from across the nation. With chapters like Birds & Bees, Religion, Body Functions, Age, Shocking, ...
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Heard on the Playground - Funny Things Kids Say

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Overview

Think you've heard it all...Think again.

Heard on the Playground - Funny Things Kids Say is a collection of over 350 humorous stories submitted by Parents, Teachers, Grandparents, Family and Friends from across the nation. With chapters like Birds & Bees, Religion, Body Functions, Age, Shocking, Grandparents, Family, Gross and Uncensored, you know you're going to be amused and entertained.

Adding to the hysterical nature of this book are the unique illustrations which have to be seen to be believed.

If you're looking for something unexpected, shocking, entertaining and 100% fun, download your copy of Heard on the Playground - Funny Things Kids Say. Share the laughs.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940014252096
  • Publisher: Hugo House Publishers
  • Publication date: 1/10/2012
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 151
  • File size: 14 MB
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Meet the Author

I have a BA in English, a BS in Physical Therapy and a JD/MBA, yet I still couldn't out smart my three "entertaining" kids. Instead I joined in the fun by creating Heard on the Playground - Funny Things Kids Say.

I tell people I created the book because I found so many parents, teachers and friends with funny kid stories, I felt it was almost criminal not to share them with everyone. This is only half the truth, though. The other half is that I really wanted proof to tell my husband "see there are other kids out there like ours...and yes they are normal."

Needless to say, the publishing of this book was a bit brutal. My main challenge was finding a talented illustrator. After eliminating my ten year old due to his tendency to draw things blowing up and ruling out the three year old due to his limited knowledge of colors and shapes, I settled on my eight-year-old daughter as my main illustrator. The negotiations were tough, and due to confidentiality I can only reveal that trips to a popular water park and American Girl doll were involved.

I hope you enjoy this book as much as I have enjoyed creating it. And just remember, with every copy you purchase, you're proving my husband wrong by showing him that this book does sell.

Share the laughs.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 15, 2013

    Funny

    Kids are crazy

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