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Heaven Help Me, or Hell Have Me
     

Heaven Help Me, or Hell Have Me

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by Jolyn Palliata
 

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Kassie is used to the everyday bad luck occurrences plaguing her life. Tried and true to her nature, she has learned to smile and forge forward with her own personal mantra in mind: Heaven help me, or Hell have me. But after a particularly bad day, even her mantra can't help, and her luck takes a turn. Though, whether it be for the best remains to be seen.

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Kassie is used to the everyday bad luck occurrences plaguing her life. Tried and true to her nature, she has learned to smile and forge forward with her own personal mantra in mind: Heaven help me, or Hell have me. But after a particularly bad day, even her mantra can't help, and her luck takes a turn. Though, whether it be for the best remains to be seen.

Product Details

BN ID:
2940152390407
Publisher:
Jolyn Palliata
Publication date:
10/02/2015
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
769 KB

Meet the Author

Jolyn Palliata writes romance for adults and young adults alike, and has dabbled in just about every genre there is, paranormal being her favorite. By day she’s an instructional designer and technical trainer, and by night, an author and (sometimes) editor. All the time in between, you'll find her with her nose in a book. For more information, please see the links below. She loves interacting with her readers!

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Heaven Help Me, Or Hell Have Me 4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 20 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
People this is where you write a book review not your personal problem please stop writting about your self and if you want to then go to facebook not on a book review
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I read all the reviews and I have to say "this is the place where you write about the book, and if you liked it or not." NOT about your real life. Go to a counselor, parent or anyone who might be able to help you. You need guidence!!!! Now about this wonderful book. I loved it and can't wait for the second book to come out. I hope I don't have to wait long... Thanks for the great read. J...... :)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Well there this guy i like garret and he is my best guy friend well im worried if i ask him out and he says no he wont be my friend no more or uf we r it will b all weird... i need help maybe some ways that can make him like me the way i like him might help please i dont know what to do :((i also need help if he says no what to say so it wont be all weird i realy dont want to lose him as a friend thank for ur concern ~chista
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I saw some nice reviews on this short story, so thought I would give it a try. A bad luck Lucy with her own oft repeated mantra, says it once too often and gets a guardian angel, to prevent her from going to hell. This short story has an abrupt ending, if you can even call it an ending. It is more a noose from the way the reader is left hanging. 109 pages, most of the pages are story. I did not notice many mistakes. I would rate this book PG13. This is a unique plot. I really liked the main character. It was well written and had a good flow to it. I like my reading material to be a bit more belivable. (And to have an ending) I gave it three stars because I have read a lot of really bad short stories lately and this is one of the better ones, just not the genre I prefer.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Not much of a story
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
ereadwithme More than 1 year ago
3.75stars actually I don't really know what to say about this novella. I got that Kassie was well known in her neighborhood, did things as a routine, had a stain for a boss and was a fan of the title phrase. Then one day things changed for her. All of the mechanics were perfect (as usual from Ms. Palliata) making it a breezy, happy light-hearted read. While the novelette was self-contained, I'd settled into Kassie & her world. I was anxious to see where I was going and was very disappointed that it ended without knowing of what happened next. Or a promise that I'd see Kassie & Nick again. I want more of the snappy, snarky fun!
MonicaEmme More than 1 year ago
Light and Funny!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Can't wait for the next in the series!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ok ill cal you noname, you should just try to get her attention.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Hey its sara
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Dont worry i have in love crisis too. Theres this superhot guy that ive been in love with since march named jake. He hates my guts but wenever i see him i get butterflies in my stomach and i end up embarassing myself in front of him. Wat should i do? -Cara
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Tell da bus driver. Bob'll get kicked off fer da petting, most likely.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I need help! I go to a Christian K-8th school, and my class is very small. I have two problems: first, one boy in the class used to hate me, but now he's really really nice. Apparently, it's obvious that he likes me, because one of the two other girls in the class told me "good luck with (I'll call him Knight)". I really like him, too, but I'm terrified that if I tell him how I feel, he'll freak out and shun me! I've never had a relationship with a boy, so I have no experience. Well, I guess I sorta did, but that was when I kissed a boy on the cheek because he looked like my crush.... WE'RE STILL MORTAL ENEMIES. Which is why I'm scared! Second, I'm one of three girls in the class, and I don't like hanging out with the other too bevause they're, as I say, "too girly". Instead, I hang out with the eight guys, Knight included, but one of whom I trust (almost) more than anyone else. I'm nervous that Knight will think I like one of them (especially the forementioned "trusted one") and don't care for him. What do I do??? - G-star, 13, FEMALE
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Tell the principal and ur patents...if all else fails start screaming on the vus!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Im going to pray to st maria goretti patron of attacked youth and st philomena patron of young girls and our lady the blessed virgen for you. Look up maria goretti and philomena, they were teen girls like us from years ago who were attacked in that way. Ask them for help.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Im sorta a strange girl. Im not a huge Twilight fan but u could say im a little like Bella. I wouldnt call myself drop dead gorgeous. But im not but ugly. So this boy at my school really likes me. Hes really populer and cute. But..... i dont really like him that way. And he wont stop trying to make me like him. I like a sorta not populer kid who might possibly be a bad boy. I dont no if he likes me back though. And anytime i try to talk to the "bad boy" the populer guy gets super jealous and even a bit mad. What should i do?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Well, thanks. I've waited four years, I can wait a little longer. :)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Thx to everyone who helped but bow i have a different problem. Theres this guy brandon hes really cute but i dont like him. But he doesnt realize that i guess. Hes always like touching me everywhere and idj how to get him to stop like when no ones around he ll touch my vajayjay or chest or a$$ . This has bee going on since like i was twelve and im fifteen now. I know what ur thinking a fifteen year old that cant take care of her own problems i am fully capable of doing that i dont know exactly what to do and how to do it. I really need some help plz . Like in sixth grade it started up and sslowly managed to get lower and lower. And also this year we had a project that we had to do together anf i was assigned with him. My mum left to go and buy some stuff for our house. He started doing it again and then he stated furiosly making out with me and trying to ba ng me . I tried my hardest to prtect myself and get huim off of me but i couldnt help crying because that day i was wearing only shorts and a cami . Then harder i tried the touher it got. And when my mum finally came home he acted like nothing happened. She could tell something happened cuz my shirt was slightly dampnd from his se***. My shorts expanded a bit from how he put his hand in em nd i was breathing heavily and on the verge of tears. Fyi hes two years older than me and knew that i was defensely. Just so you know it pains me so much to writ this like you wouldnt realize how much. But ive lost hope and truly need someone to help me. I feel like im all alone like i dont matter. When i was thirteen i started cutting myself mymother took one look at me and said do you know how stupid you aare do u kno how blessed you f***ing are you stupid girl so this is what you do in my house waste space so when ur boyfiend dumps you ur going to kill urself go ahead i dont care see what happens i wont care at all. I felt like she didnt een care about me. Or nything. I couldnt ask my father for advice becuse i dont have one i have a stepfather but its not the same thing. Plz help me . I wanna die badly in fact the only reason im still alive is for my sister my theree little ones i had two big sisters and they were the best thuing that ever happende to me the guided me through life and stayed with me no matter what if i told one of them about my problems they wouldnt call me mental or insane a waste of space an idiot or even stupid they never yell at me or told me to shut up or slapped me or hurt me or brought pain to me they did the one thing that not a kot of ppl have done for me they showed me what love is. And i have to be there for my younger sisters and twin sister i also call her my younge sister she was five minutes younger than me. I dont no wht i even need help on anymore wheter its staying alive or the brandon problem i just dont know what to do honestly if i were right next to a cliff right now id jump OFF the da mn thing thats how serious im being. And oive lost hope in my self its ok if you guys do too thats jut what im used to ppl forgetting about me treating me like a worthles piece of s*** acting like i dont matter or i dont exist. When all i ever wanted was love. I wrote a song called broken if u want to hear it after this post ill put it on but first im begging you plzz help me. My sisters need me but no on else does. NOT my mum nor my stepfather or brandon or my boyfriend or teachers or anyone i know help me feel useful and not like a waste of space . XO CRISTYL XO