Henry Potty and the Pet Rock: An Unauthorized Harry Potter Parody (Special Edition)

Henry Potty and the Pet Rock: An Unauthorized Harry Potter Parody (Special Edition)

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by Valerie Estelle Frankel
     
 

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Catastrophe strikes Chickenfeet Academy, and it's not just the cafeteria food. Lord Revolting, murderous goldfish-flusher, needs Really Wimpy's pet rock to conquer the world! While battling him with squirt guns and cheesy how-to guides, Henry Potty aces Hobology, preps for America's Funniest Fairygodchildren, and tries to avoid laundering Professor Snort's dreaded

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Catastrophe strikes Chickenfeet Academy, and it's not just the cafeteria food. Lord Revolting, murderous goldfish-flusher, needs Really Wimpy's pet rock to conquer the world! While battling him with squirt guns and cheesy how-to guides, Henry Potty aces Hobology, preps for America's Funniest Fairygodchildren, and tries to avoid laundering Professor Snort's dreaded hankies, or worse, watching A History of Cabbages in Polish. All the while, the least likely character watches, coveting the pet rock for her own sneaky agenda. What part does Socks the parrot, wisecracking pet of Headmaster Bumbling Bore, play in all this? Will Revolting dare the ultimate villainy and spoil the book? Will this novel waste your entire morning? There's only one way to know...

Unapproved, unendorsed, unofficial, and unstoppable: an award-winning parody for all the Harry Potter fans. Now with over 100 pages of new hilarity! Watch Henry Potty take on sparkly vampires in the Try Wizarding Tournament and unite all the hottest franchises into the powerful Order of the Takeout in brand-new scenes exclusive to the special edition.

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Editorial Reviews

HistoricalRomanceWriters.com
The new master of the historical romance genre.
Reader Views
A parody like no other I've ever seen in literature: you will chuckle and laugh until your belly hurts...Silly, senseless, and totally nuts, you cannot help but enjoy the ride.
Reader's Robot
I haven't laughed out loud so much since reading Bored of the Rings.
RT Book Reviews
There's an enchantment to Hoyt's stories that makes you believe in the magic of love.
Vox Magazine
Like reading the Harry Potter series through warped glasses.
Wild Child Publishing
A laugh-out-loud, irreverent salute to our obsession with the robed pre-teen...Ms. Frankel is obviously a brilliant writer with a fantastic grasp of the Harry Potter story and its social layers.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781935850007
Publisher:
Other Places Publishing
Publication date:
06/15/2010
Pages:
218
Product dimensions:
5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.50(d)

Meet the Author

Valerie Estelle Frankel was born at an early age. Her essays on pop culture, Harry Potter, and the heroine's journey have appeared in such collections as The Prisoner and Philosophy, Inside Joss' Dollhouse, Reading the Rift, and eighty other anthologies and magazines. She's also the author of From Girl to Goddess, a book tracing the heroine's journey through myth. Learn more at www.HarryPotterParody.com.

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