Henry Potty and the Pet Rock: An Unauthorized Harry Potter Parody (Special Edition)by Valerie Estelle Frankel
Catastrophe strikes Chickenfeet Academy, and it s not just the cafeteria food. Lord Revolting, murderous goldfish-flusher, needs Really Wimpy s pet rock to conquer the world! While battling him with squirt guns and cheesy how-to guides, Henry Potty aces Hobology, preps for America's Funniest Fairygodchildren, and tries to avoid laundering Professor Snort s dreaded hankies, or worse, watching A History of Cabbages in Polish. All the while, the least likely character watches, coveting the pet rock for her own sneaky agenda. What part does Socks the parrot, wisecracking pet of Headmaster Bumbling Bore, play in all this? Will Revolting dare the ultimate villainy and spoil the book? Will this novel waste your entire morning? There s only one way to know...
Unapproved, unendorsed, unofficial, and unstoppable: an award-winning parody for all the Harry Potter fans. Now with over 100 pages of new hilarity! Watch Henry Potty take on sparkly vampires in the Try Wizarding Tournament and unite all the hottest franchises into the powerful Order of the Takeout in brand-new scenes exclusive to the special edition.
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What People are saying about this
Henry can't believe he's destined for greatness even if it is slow going. He even starts his own Henry Potty Official Webpage for heavens sakes. Things don't start hopping until Henry goes to Chickenfeed Academy though. There he meets Horrendous Gangrene and Really Wimpy. He picks the Heroes Dorm in the Sort-of room as the place to room and the adventure begins.
This was a fun book to read and giggle about. I really believe it is more fun to read if you are familiar with the Harry Potter books as this one really pokes fun at anything and everything! Children of all ages (including adults) will enjoy this hilarious parody! (Kathy Boswell, Managing Editor, The Best Reviews)
From the beginning lots of people wanted Henry Potty dead. But that didn't pan out. Instead his aunt and uncle, Mr. And Mrs. Dorky, and his cousin Dumpy raised him. He leads the life of a common household slave, until the letter begin to arrive. When Henry ignores them, Professor Bumbling Bore comes to fetch him so Henry can begin his educational career at Chickenfeet Academy in Sunny California.
Hortense the flying pig, the game of Quick Grab the Fish and a series of classroom calamities all combine to create a very interesting school year for Henry. And when Really Wimpy's pet rock runs away, the three friends form a search party to find it and prevent the rock from becoming a (gasp) doorstop.
Even with all these adventures and more, Henry and friendsamazinglyfinish the school year. (Jan Douglas, Writers Unlimited)
Meet the Author
Valerie Estelle Frankel was born at an early age. Since then, she's taught writing to most grades, from kindergarten through high school, and survived with most of her limbs intact. She would have gone crazy long ago, except for her collection of singing potatoes. She's the author of many books on pop culture, including Doctor Who - The What, Where, and How, Sherlock: Every Canon Reference You May Have Missed in BBC's Series 1-3, Teaching with Harry Potter, Harry Potter: Still Recruiting, and How Game of Thrones Will End. Many of her books focus on women's roles in fiction, from her heroine's journey guides From Girl to Goddess and Buffy and the Heroine's Journey to books like Women in Game of Thrones and The Many Faces of Katniss Everdeen. Many of her writings lurk on her website, along with the official Henry Potty Laughicon and an interactive fantasy kingdom especially for kids. Come explore at vefrankel.com.
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