Here's the Situation

Here's the Situation

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by Mike Sorrentino, Chris Milles
     
 

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Do you think that you know "The Situation"? Take the quiz and find out.Here's how to get your situation up to the level of the Situation

Listen, dawg. You're probably hitting the gym, doing your tanning, and picking up fresh laundry every day. And maybe you've had some success beating up the beat and creeping on chicks in the club. But do you really think

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Do you think that you know "The Situation"? Take the quiz and find out.Here's how to get your situation up to the level of the Situation

Listen, dawg. You're probably hitting the gym, doing your tanning, and picking up fresh laundry every day. And maybe you've had some success beating up the beat and creeping on chicks in the club. But do you really think your situation is where it needs to be? Be honest with yourself, bro.

This book here will take your game to a level thought unattainable, given your physical limitations (because we can't all look like Rambo, pretty much, with our shirt off). We start with GTL-the bedrock of life itself. And then we hit the GTL Remix-the rules for getting your personal grooming did. From there it's my guide to the Jersey Shore, battle plans for the club, a primer on grenades and wingmen, and tips for ridding yourself of all levels of clinger. Then I look at the big picture: how to cook the perfect lasagna, how to find a life partner, and how to deal with being one of the most famous people on the planet-which is guaranteed if you follow my advice.

This is the bible for Situation Nation. Read it, live it, and crush it.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781592406425
Publisher:
Penguin Publishing Group
Publication date:
11/02/2010
Pages:
144
Sales rank:
1,207,755
Product dimensions:
5.30(w) x 7.90(h) x 0.40(d)
Age Range:
18 Years

Meet the Author

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is one of the stars of the hit MTV reality show Jersey Shore. Since he first appeared on the show in December 2009, Sorrentino has fist-pumped his way into the pop culture consciousness by way of his outlandish antics and penchant for tanning beds, hair products, gym time, and displaying his abdominal muscles. He has just released his first workout DVD that focuses on developing your abs. He lives, works out, and tans in New Jersey.

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Here's the Situation 3.4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 33 reviews.
bobertpope More than 1 year ago
I was shocked to see that my least favorite human has recently released a book so I decided to take a glance. 18 pages in I have concluded that the "The Situation" is the most incompetent genius ever. To punish readers with 86 pages of disappointing "GTL" jokes is unfair not only to the readers but to the editor of the book, who was forced to read this.
sandrande More than 1 year ago
Why this guy thinks hes attractive is beyond me!! Yes, nice bod but I'd have to put a bag on his head..and mine too just in case. This book prooves one thing- THEY LET ANYONE CAN WRITE A BOOK!
dee009 More than 1 year ago
not god's gift to women like he thinks he needs to grow up
Tyrell To More than 1 year ago
it really needs a reality check it sounds bad for kids and that guy on the cover is taking his shirt off!
Diana SHANNON More than 1 year ago
Really............!
Melissa Scialabba More than 1 year ago
probably one of the worst books i ever read. hes to wrapped up in himself.he needs a reality check.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Helps me out a lot thanks Mike
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I beleive that mike should get a life and stop pranking also shut his mouth about things
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I don't like the situation because he had a situation with all the girls of the jersey shore house and if i lived with him i eould help snooki whoop his a**
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Mike was a complete jerk but since he went to rehab he has been a better person ive been watching jersey shore since i was 9 so ive been watching it for 3 years. GO JERSEY SHORE
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The situation aint nobody who thinks hes all that hes like a girl but in a mans body if he was paulyd i could understand but hes situation and hes the uglest person i ever seen
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