Here's Your Sign [NOOK Book]

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Overview

"A trucker got his rig caught under a low overpass and a cop comes along. 'You get your rig stuck?' 'Nope,' says the trucker. 'I was delivering this overpass and ran out of gas.' Here's Your Sign!"


More than the other three members of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Bill appeals to women and his routines center around family relationships. In addition to more than 200 of Bill Engvall's favorite "Here's Your Sign," jokes, at least 50 of which will be illustrated, this book contains Bill's funniest product warnings such as the fan-belt package that says, "Stop motor before applying the product," and a few of his best stories.


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Overview

"A trucker got his rig caught under a low overpass and a cop comes along. 'You get your rig stuck?' 'Nope,' says the trucker. 'I was delivering this overpass and ran out of gas.' Here's Your Sign!"


More than the other three members of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Bill appeals to women and his routines center around family relationships. In addition to more than 200 of Bill Engvall's favorite "Here's Your Sign," jokes, at least 50 of which will be illustrated, this book contains Bill's funniest product warnings such as the fan-belt package that says, "Stop motor before applying the product," and a few of his best stories.


The cover of the book will have an actual plastic "I'm Stupid!" sign affixed to the cover.

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781418530532
  • Publisher: Nelson, Thomas, Inc.
  • Publication date: 9/29/2005
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 160
  • Sales rank: 147,741
  • File size: 4 MB

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 21, 2011

    Halarious

    This book is so funny it will get your whole family laughing. I highly reccomend this book.

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