Hick

Hick

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by Andrea Portes
     
 

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This fall, the film festival circuit will be introduced to the indomitable Luli McMullen in Hick, the new film made from the acclaimed novel by Andrea Portes, who also adapted the screenplay. The film—directed by Derick Martini—stars Chloë Grace Moretz, Blake Lively and Eddie Redmayne and features Rory Culkin, Anson Mount, Juliette Lewis and Alec…  See more details below

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This fall, the film festival circuit will be introduced to the indomitable Luli McMullen in Hick, the new film made from the acclaimed novel by Andrea Portes, who also adapted the screenplay. The film—directed by Derick Martini—stars Chloë Grace Moretz, Blake Lively and Eddie Redmayne and features Rory Culkin, Anson Mount, Juliette Lewis and Alec Baldwin in supporting roles.

Hick is the story of Luli (Moretz), a bright kid from a hick town who’s had enough and strikes out on her own with some “borrowed” cash, a .45 and her wits. On the road, Luli is taken under the wing of a glamorous young grifter named Glenda (Lively), who has experienced worlds barely imaginable to Luli. As the two make their way across the American landscape, they encounter a captivating and dangerous young man named Eddie Kreezer (Redmayne), a disturbing criminal subculture, and some hard truths about what it means to be a young woman on the run, grasping at a future.

Hick the movie is produced by Lighthouse Entertainment and Taylor Lane Productions, with Stone River Productions serving as executive producer.

Though its first-person narrating voice is fast-paced, powerful and unquestionably authentic, Hick is a debut novel.

Beyond this voice, what makes the book so extraordinary is that, although all of the worst things imaginable do befall this 13-year-old girl, she is never defeated by them. Luli always fights back; she always resurfaces.

Set as a coming-of-age novel, Hick tracks the real perils that modern teenagers so often face. And it does so with bright wit, energy, and an indomitable spirit.

This is a book that will grab the reader from the first page and not let go.

And it is written by a woman who is becoming a cultural force in the hippest parts of Los Angeles.

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Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly

Portes's chilling debut tracks a 13-year-old Nebraska girl's hard-going life on the road. Young Luli knows losers—her "aging Brigitte Bardot" mother, Tammy, and her father, Nick, go at each other every night at the Alibi, the watering hole in hometown Palmyra, Neb. Tammy runs away one morning, and Nick soon follows, leaving Luli alone at home with the Smith and Wesson .45 her Uncle Nipper gave her. Pistol in tow, she hitches rides heading west to Vegas. A crooked man (literally; he "looks like an italic," says smart-alecky Luli) named Eddie picks her up briefly before throwing her out of the car. Next comes cocaine-snorting grifter Glenda, who enlists Luli as an accessory to a robbery that goes awry. Glenda takes Luli under her wing. The two cross paths again with Eddie, who rapes Luli and ties her up in a secluded motel. Glenda comes to her rescue, but the confrontation with Eddie ends badly. Luli's flippant narration makes for a love-it or hate-it read. (May)

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School Library Journal

Adult/High School
Hick is 13-year-old Luli McMullen's heartbreaking tale of growing up in an alcoholic household in rural Nebraska. The teen narrates her picaresque coming-of-age story in an authentic voice, liberally sprinkled with grammatical errors, Western accents, and creative profanity. The short chapters, well-drawn characters, and natural-sounding dialogue give the book a cinematic atmosphere. The somewhat nonlinear narrative alternates between Luli's action-packed adventures hitchhiking toward Las Vegas and introspective flashbacks that provide details of her home and school life-awkward adolescence exacerbated by poverty. When readers meet her, Luli is an observer, describing her parents and their neglectful ways without a trace of self-pity. By the third chapter, she realizes that she has the power to make a man's eyes go "swirly," so she decides it's time to run away and find herself a sugar daddy. She packs her Smith & Wesson 45, steals her mother's stash of cash, and hits the road. Luli is real and likable; her honesty, insecurities, and coping mechanisms will have readers rooting for her throughout the story. Hick is filled with difficult themes: sexual exploitation, unsavory adults, drug use, and poverty, but Luli keeps her chin up and embodies the human will to survive. This is an ultimately hopeful story that will appeal to teens who like problem novels and contemporary realistic fiction.
—Sondra VanderPloegCopyright 2006 Reed Business Information.

Kirkus Reviews
A small-town teen hits the road and gets more than she bargained for in this raw debut from online writer Portes. Thirteen-year-old narrator Luli McMullen lies low whenever her sexy, self-dramatizing mother Tammy and charming but shiftless father Nick hit the bottle. Living in a ramshackle farmhouse outside Palmyra, Neb., Luli subsists on sugar sandwiches and special-occasion hams boosted from a nearby Piggly Wiggly. She even endures tongue-kissing by the bartender of the Alibi, where most of Nick's and Tammy's nonstop brawling takes place. Finally tiring of Tammy's infidelities, Nick abandons his family, and Luli follows suit by striking out for Vegas. En route, she hitches a ride with Eddie Kreezer, "a skinny bug-eyed cowboy" with a swayed spine and a menacing air. Craving his attention anyway, Luli calls him names and gets thrown out of his truck. After spending the night in a ditch, she awakens to the sound of a streetwise beauty named Glenda relieving herself. Bound for Wyoming with a stuffed rabbit in tow, Glenda convinces Luli to help her rob a store-too bad her fake fainting fit induces a real stroke in the elderly owner. Next stop: Lusk, where Glenda visits an old flame and a mute boy molests Luli. In Jackson, Glenda reunites with her husband, and Luli re-encounters the baleful Eddie. Tricking Luli into leaving with him, Eddie pimps her out in a barroom bet and then rapes her himself. When Glenda tracks them down at last, Luli has been tied up and repeatedly abused by Eddie for several days in a Nevada cabin. The inevitable showdown offers gore and revelations aplenty about Eddie and Glenda's history, but Luli finds salvation through the kindly, libertarian cabin owner. Luli'sdeterminedly breezy narrative voice can be grating, but it also generates sympathy.
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“[A] knockout…[a] bold, brash, up-yours coming-of-age story rubbed raw with gritty sexual awakening.”—The San Diego Union-Tribune

“In her debut novel, Portes paints a poignant picture of a teenage girl fleeing her past and landing in Vegas, where she’s forced to grow up fast.”—OK MAGAZINE

“A bracing drama, a study in tenacity against the gnarled teeth of domestic storms.” —The Los Angeles Times

“Portes is an edgy writer whose talent is apparent on every page. Her honest, raw portrayal of Luli is harrowing, yet Portes also punctuates many of her observations with a keen and jaded humor. Hick announces the arrival of an exciting young voice. Portes’ snappy prose shines through despite the disturbing plight of young Luli…”—The Rocky Mountain News

“Portes' writing and Luli's courage make this book a standout and, at times, beautiful novel.” —The Omaha World-Herald

“A terrific and addicting read. It just barrels along, fueled by the adrenaline and enthusiasm of its youthful narrator.”—The Kansas City Star

“[A] smart and sassy tale.”—The Oregonian

“Her approach is so subtle and non-preachy that Hick‘s cinematic equivalent would be more indie drama than after-school special...Through Luli’s eyes, Portes expertly captures the loneliness of poverty and the harsh monotony of being a child with no one to take care of you...She’s the antithesis of the modern American teenager; she has grit. Her story is especially interesting as it is based on the real-life experiences of Hick‘s author, Portes...Eccentric and wild, her characters are larger than life, but they never become unreal...Luli’s endurance...can only inspire.”–Popmatters.com

“Compelling.”—Library Journal

“Wonderful, touching.”—The Nougat Magazine

“There probably was a time in the U.S. when parents read books to their kids at night; a time when people really cared about their neighbors and acted appropriately. Luli is America gone wrong personified. Hick is the coming of age novel for our twisted times.”—Jeffrey A. Tipton, author of Surviving the City

“[C]ompletely blew me away…It's the best novel I've read this year…do not not read this book. this is a spectacular debut.”—Tony Dushane, Drinks with Tony radio show

“Luli’s road trip makes Holden Caulfield’s experiences in “The Catcher in the Rye” and Huck’s in “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” seem almost quaint. It is truly a coming-of-age story for today… Portes tells a fast-paced story and has created a memorable character in Luli.” —Lincoln Journal-Star

“Impressive…Luli is so well-drawn and her voice so original and authentic that the reader can't help but get caught up in her story…engrossing...” —Dallas Morning News

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Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781936071197
Publisher:
Unbridled Books
Publication date:
05/01/2007
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Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
264
Sales rank:
344,650
File size:
2 MB

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Hick
By Andrea Portes
Unbridled Books Copyright © 2007 Andrea Portes
All right reserved.

ISBN: 978-1-932961-32-4



Chapter One You know why you keep losing, cause, guess what, you're a fucking loser."

If I could grab you out your seat and make you fly past yourself and set you down in the middle of this red wooden shoebox, you'd be staring at my mama. You can see her now, ruddy-faced and getting a little too loud, some kind of aging Brigitte Bardot, ten years later and twenty pounds past what might have been, sitting there in a yellow tank, pink nails and blond flip-up hair. And the shoes, the shoes are the crowning glory, the angel on top of the tinsel tree, yellow plastic mules with a flower etched on the strap, just above her chipped pink toe-berries. My mama's littlest toe looks like a shrimp. She's half in the bag and not caring about bra strap showing or big brass laughing or acting slutty.

That's my dad, there in the corner, hunched over the bar like some kind of beaten question mark. He's staring fixed into his 7 & 7. Seven for give up. Seven for make do. Not much left over. There's no doubt in my mind that if he could dive headfirst into the ice-cube clinking whiskey pool dangling at the end of his fingertips, he would.

If you threw Elvis and a scarecrow in a blender, topped the whole thing off with Seagram's 7 and pressed dice, you would make my dad. He's got tar black hair and shoulder blades that cut through his undershirt like clipped wings. He looks like a gray-skinned, skinny-rat cowboy and I would be lying if I didn't say that I am, maybe sorta kinda, keep it secret, in love with him.

And you would be, too, you would, if you met him before drink number five or six. Just meet him then. Get lost before things get ugly.

His name is Nick, but call him Nicholas, like that Russian royal from my yard-sale World Book, cause if anybody in Lancaster County looks like some displaced king, it's my dad, shot through time like a diamond in a dirtbox.

My mama's name is Tammy, last name Cutter. And the worst part about it is, my dad can't stop being in love with her. Even as she sharpens her knife on the bones sticking out his back, even as she slurs her words, even as she makes goo-goo eyes at strangers, even then, he tilts his glass and shrugs and jiggles the change in his pocket and waits for her to love him back.

"I mean, they never win. They never win. Tom Osborne is just not a winning coach."

She lowers her voice to a loud and confidential whisper.

"I mean, if you ask me, he's just a dud. Just an old dud. He's not hungry enough to win."

And then, like she's gonna show you what true hunger looks like, she throws her head back, sucks down the rest of her berry-lime cooler and slams the empty glass on the bar like a drunk German, itching for a fight.

If you want to know how to reach us, you can call us here. Let's just say that's your best shot. So, here's the number, just ask for Nick. Let's just say the phone may or may not be working back home. Let's just say next to the line marked O for office, you can just put down the Alibi and Bob's your uncle. If you want to track us down on foot, it's that red neon sign three miles outside Lincoln, halfway down Highway 34 towards Palmyra. If you get to the water tower, you passed it.

"I hear they're gonna build a mall down on Route 5, cross from the slaughterhouse."

The bartender's trying to save me from hanging my head down and memorizing the floorboards. His name is Ray and he's known me since I was tall enough to put a quarter in the jukebox. The angels played a trick on him, giving him the body of a linebacker, then putting freckles all over him and topping the whole thing off with strawberry-blond hair. It's like if Strawberry Shortcake had a big brother that looked like he wanted to kick your ass.

Sometimes I call him Uncle Ray because sometimes he's the only one that makes sure I get home safe at night. He and I are in a secret club cause we both know the rest of the night by heart. We've watched this little drama played out, night after night, season by season, and Dad and Tammy are the stars of the show. That's the way it's gotta be, she wouldn't have it any other way. She's not stepping out of bed for just some two-line bit part.

Here's what's gonna happen. The little round glasses are gonna get filled and drained, filled and drained, over and over and over again. For about the first two drinks there's gonna be a nice breeze going through, simple, easy, light FM, lemonade by the side of the road.

Then around drink number three or four, everybody's gonna start having the time of their life. These guys are all gonna be best friends for good with everybody, that's for sure. Somebody is gonna play "That's Life" on the juke-box and everybody is gonna sing along and pat each other on the back and next thing you know, we're all moving in together.

Lord knows, "That's Life" is the anthem of drunks everywhere. If you want to make friends, just walk into any bar from here to Wahoo, find the juke-box, put in a quarter, play "That's Life" and watch the souses slur and sway. Before you know it those gin-blossom faces will be sidled-up, just a little too close, going on six ways till sundown, about the one that got away.

But wait till drink number three or four. That's when a fella could drop by from Timbuktu and be taken in as a brother, no matter what color or language or creed, we are all compadres here. He could be a Hatfield and the McCoys would sell him their sisters and offer him grits. Mi casa es tu casa. Mi bar es tu bar. Drinks are on me, amigos.

Then, around drink number five, everything is gonna get real quiet. I call this the calm before the storm. That is, when I call it anything, which is never, since the whole thing is so shamey, why talk about it in the first place? Why even mention it at all? Maybe let's just talk about the weather or the new mall down on Route 5.

Okay, now, here comes drink number six, that's a doozey. That's really the party crasher, that one. He comes in and you know there's gonna be trouble. You can hear the record scratch right when he walks through the door. Drink number six. Hold on to your hats.

Get out now, before drink number seven or eight come waltzing through the door, cause you can slice up the air with a butter knife. You can almost see the surliness rising up through the smoke, coming off the pool table. You could just tell drink number seven and eight to stay home, but they got invited with drink number one and they RSVP'd around drink number four. There is no way they are not coming to this party. They've been gussyed-up since happy hour.

So, here they are, drink number seven and eight, and here's Tammy, starting the show off with a bang.

"Luli, you're doomed, you know that. You are just fuckin doomed."

She's leaning in, serious, trying to get it through my head that this is the most important thing I ever heard ever. The words are dragging the side of her lip down, clumsy and falling slurred. She leers tipsy at my dad. If she could find a way to take back time by slicing up pieces off her husband, if she could turn his skin inside out and get a rebate, then she would cut and cut and not stop cutting until she's deep into the bone and even then. She would slice and dice with pleasure.

"I mean ... look at this drunk you got for a dad, Lull. Lookit him. Just lookit him."

My mama likes to call my dad a drunk but she's giving him a run for his money. He's gonna sit in silence for a little while. He's gonna sit there and clink the ice in his whiskey and nod and drain his glass and drain another. It's gonna be a one-sided argument until he gets to drink number nine. That's when the fireworks start.

Here's what the argument is tonight. Tammy wants to go home. She doesn't want to be with a drunk like my dad no more, just lookit him. He doesn't want to leave. He's perfectly content with drink number nine and is starting to get a crush on drink number ten. Drink number ten has been batting her eyes at him for the last five minutes and my dad just can't resist. He's no match for that drink number ten. Her demure charms and mysterious ways are like a tonic. Like a gin and tonic.

"I am not gonna jus sit here night after night," Tammy says, "watchin my life pass me by, watchin you, lookin at you, thinkin that looky here what I got. This is the horse I bet on. Ha ha. That's a good one. That is precious."

None of this is new. This is like a script you'd follow if you were a vacuum-cleaner salesman. It's automatic. Instant. Standard practice.

My dad slams down drink number ten. I guess number ten was just a fling, cause he's out the door before the glass hits the bar. He's out the door now, storming through the gravel towards the sky-blue Nova parked always, forever, in the corner of the dirt lot. He's in that car and starting it up before you can say DUI.

I'm rushing along, trying to catch up, hoping this won't be the night, please God, not this night, not this one, when my dad finally acts out his final, inevitable, scene. It's the scene he's been writing for himself for years. I can practically hear the music swell up from the car wrapped around that old oak on Highway 34. The sound of the horn, drone drone, as the headlights cut into the pitch-black nothing and my dad's head turns the windshield into a glass spider web.

Not tonight. Please God, not tonight.

I'm almost to him by the time Tammy comes barreling past me on the left. He's trying to back up, but before he can she grabs the driver's side handle and wrenches the door open. She lurches in and throws herself over him, trying to grab the keys.

"You ain't driving nowhere like that, you sonuvabitch."

Oh, Lord, here we go.

"Tammy. You just shut the door, now. Just shut the door."

You'd never know he's on drink number ten now, cause that's how he gets. Calm. Quiet. Collected. My mama is maybe not so collected.

"You sonuvabitch, you ain't leavin me to raise Luli by myself, you selfish bastard."

This is when my dad remembers that he has a daughter and that, guess what, there I am. Just right there, smack-dab in the middle of the parking lot, standing dumb.

"Luli, get in the car. Get in the car now and we'll just leave your mama here. She's hysterical."

Now, that does it. Tammy throws hers arms around me like a spider devouring a fly and next thing you know she's protecting me like my life depended on it. This is her showstopper, ladies and gentlemen. This is where she brings down the house.

"Noooo. No. Nooo. You are not killing my daughter tonight. No sir. You are not takin my daughter with you. She's the only thing I have. My pride and joy."

She starts sobbing now. Make no mistake, this here is her show.

"Oh, Luli, Luli, I jus wanna do right by you. I do. I know your dad just, just can't hold down a job, just never could do nothin. I never shoulda married him, Lull. It's my fault. It's my fault. Blame me."

Now she is sobbing to beat the band. She did plays in high school and this is what it comes down to, drunken confessions in a square dirt lot.

"Luli, get in the car."

The song and dance tonight is called, "Who gets Luli?", followed by a little ditty of tears, followed by a fine little number about apologies, complete with sparkly smiles and a flourish of "I'll-never-do-it-again-I-promise."

Until the next show.

Now my dad is out the car and it's an all-out brawl. There might as well be banjo music. She's got my body, hunched over me like an old-fashioned vampire, nails digging little C's into my back. He's got my arm, pulling the both of us millimeter by millimeter to the car. This show's a comedy and we'll all be back next week.

We stay in this little clumsy tug-of-war for half a century, him pulling her, her clutching me, me trying to wriggle out, until all the sudden I feel two hands whisk me out and place me square four feet away.

"What the fuck is wrong with you people?"

It's Ray. He must've been waiting in the wings. He's got me beside him, holding his arm in front, protective. I wish he wouldn't wait so long to make his entrance. He almost missed his cue. The light from the bar cuts a rectangle into the gravel as the dust settles. There's a lot of huffing and puffing now.

"Look at yourselves. Jesus."

Tammy and Dad stand there like two kids caught smoking. They stand there, side by side, waiting for the next line, cooling down. But somehow the shame thrown down missed them and hit me direct. They're just trying to straighten their shirts. They're just trying to figure out the most perfect closing line to get them the luck offstage.

"C'mon, Luli," Ray says. "I'll give you a ride home. I'm sorry. I am truly sorry."

He puts his hand on my shoulder and takes me with him while he tells the bar-back to cover, quick. He doesn't want nothing to do with this show no more. He's had it. There's nothing grand or loud or pretty about the way he steers me across the gravel. There's nothing flashy about the way he hoists me up into the truck, deep red, with giant wheels for winter. He just sets me up top the seat, simple, before strutting around and getting in the driver's side. He starts the engine and pulls out the lot, with not even a wink back to remind us he's the hero.

When we're pulling out onto Highway 34, I look back and see my dad leaning on the hood of the Nova. You could practice for years and never lean with that picture perfect cowboy slunk.

And you would think that would be it and call it a night, I bet. But just wait cause two fence-posts past our drive Ray stops the truck and next thing you know I'm staring into the big black night with just two headlights, that's it for miles. He starts mumbling something about there's a funny noise he's gotta check up on and there I am, feet up on the dash, thumb-twiddling.

If you're wondering what I look like, just throw two giant eyes and one big mouth at a face too small to hold them. There must've been a mix-up that day on the assembly line, cause they got the proportions all wrong. I got made fun of for my big mouth before I even made it to day-care. Fish-face. Quacky-duck. Put it on my bill.

Seems like Ray's doing a whole lot of nothing, tinkering with the engine and grunt grunt grunt but then, next thing you know, he's got his head in my window like he's the weatherman on the nightly news.

"Wull. I can't figure it."

"Figure what?"

"The noise. I can't figure the noise."

"Huh."

"Look, Luli."

Now he starts scratching the back of his neck, shifting leg to leg.

"I wanna show you something."

Boy, he sure knows how to be boring.

Shift. Shift.

"Wull, what?"

Shift.

"Um, wull, how bout you close your eyes and open your mouth."

"Wull, why would I wanna do that?"

"Just trust me. Trust me. You'll like it. I promise."

And now something in the air around me starts to vibrate and I get the feeling that funny noise was pure make-up and my thumbs stop mid-twiddle.

But there's also a side of me that won't ever look away from a dead bird or a car chase or a hold-up at the Alibi at 2 a.m. There's this side that wants to grab that buzzing thing and pull it close and twirl it around and inspect it, like dissecting a flog, belly-splayed.

So I do it.

I do what he says and I close my eyes and open my mouth and the next thing I know he's got his twenty-eight-year-old tongue in my thirteen-year-old mouth and all I can think is that I don't think the hero is supposed to be doing this.

He was supposed to grab me out the hullabaloo and gallop me off on a palomino horse, straight up into Orion's Belt and up up up into the stars. Just leave out the step about making up truck noises and grumbling round the tires and then he's got his tongue down my throat. Don't tell that part. That part's double-secret.

I squirm away and look at him like his marbles got lost. He looks at me, eyes swirling, and get this.

That thing swirling in his eyes, that thing, like he wants to jump into my body and devour me from the inside out, makes it like I could ask for whatever my little heart desired in this second and he would have to do it. He wouldn't have a choice. Right here, in this second in the dead black night with nothing but two white beams and a fence-post waning, I could ask him to climb Chimney Rock or go rob a bank or take me to Lincoln, no, Omaha, no, Dallas. I could ask him, in this little speck of a moment, to jump off a cliff or spit on his mama or crash his truck into the Missouri and he'd do it. He'd have to do it.

And I don't know if it's the way I open my eyes or the way I gawk at his eyes swirling, but he steps back and looks at the ground and shuffles his feet and shakes his head. Then he gets back over to the driver's seat, real quick.

(Continues...)



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Meet the Author

Andrea Portes grew up in rural Nebraska, later shuffling between Illinois, Texas, Brazil, North Dakota and North Carolina before attending Bryn Mawr College. She received her MFA from UC San Diego and became a script reader for Paramount Pictures. She now lives in Los Angeles and is a nightlife columnist for several websites. Hick is her first novel.

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