Holy Frigging Matrimony: A Tangled Series Short Story [NOOK Book]

Overview

What does Drew Evans have to say next? Find out in this 8500 word short story, filled with his sexy charm, unique advice and hilarious one-liners.

Marriage: the final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the fifties, all the while knowing they’d never make it back.

And now another poor rocket is ready to launch.

But this isn’t just ...

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Holy Frigging Matrimony: A Tangled Series Short Story

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Overview

What does Drew Evans have to say next? Find out in this 8500 word short story, filled with his sexy charm, unique advice and hilarious one-liners.

Marriage: the final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the fifties, all the while knowing they’d never make it back.

And now another poor rocket is ready to launch.

But this isn’t just any posh New York wedding. You’ve seen my friends, you’ve met our families, you know you're in for a treat. Everyone wants their wedding to be memorable. This one’s going to be un-frigging-forgettable.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940045477468
  • Publisher: Emma Chase
  • Publication date: 12/4/2013
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 22,576
  • File size: 141 KB

Meet the Author

Emma lives in a small, rural town in New Jersey with her husband and two children. She loves to read, is passionate about writing and wishes she was a better gardener. Emma has a long standing love/hate relationship with caffeine.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 28, 2013

    Totes the best!

    Drew makes me smile till my cheeks hurt.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 10, 2013

    First of all, I really need to thank my friend Cindy for alertin

    First of all, I really need to thank my friend Cindy for alerting me to the Holy Frigging Matrimony blog tour, and declaring our friendship weighed on whether I signed up. She is also the person responsible for my reading Tangled in the first place. The best kind of bully is a book bully.

    Second, I'm so freaking glad I had the opportunity to read Holy Frigging Matrimony early. Really glad. I almost always love reading from a dude's point-of-view. I cannot think of any dude's point-of-view who is more fun to read than Drew's. Emma Chase has an immense talent.

    Holy Frigging Matrimony is such a short and fun read. But it would honestly be easy for me to write a long review about it, specifically about how much I love Drew and Kate. I would like to point out that Holy Frigging Matrimony is a short story. Not a novel. Not a novella. A short story. More accurately, approximately forty pages of pure sexy, funny awesomeness. I can also say that I was very surprised, pleasantly so, by the direction of the story.

    If you loved Tangled, you will not want to miss this quickie from Drew. Holy Frigging Matrimony is definitely worth a read.

    Favorite Quotes:

    I run my fingers through her hair. "I like you sweaty. You should stay like this."
    Her nose wrinkles. "I smell."
    I press my face against her neck and inhale dramatically. "You smell like sweat and sex...and me. It's hot. Eau de Cum kicks Chanel Number Five's ass." ~eARC, 28%


    My brow furrows in mock confusion. "I'm sorry--I don't speak vagina. Just what the hell is that supposed to mean?" ~eARC, 46%

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 14, 2014

    Short and sweet

    Not sure how this goes into Tamed but I guess I will find out.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 29, 2014

    Recommend.

    Very short but, oh so funny. Love Emma Chase's character from TANGLED. New book is out, TWISTED. Can't wait to read more of Drew. I recommend this, 34 pages, novella.

    S.A.K.

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  • Posted March 19, 2014

    As charismatic and insightful as ever, Drew Evans is back in Hol

    As charismatic and insightful as ever, Drew Evans is back in Holy Frigging Matrimony. Spouting tips and insider information is something that Drew loves to do, and he’s not about to change just because of a wedding. But who’s wedding? That’s just something you’ll have to read to find out.

    I love the relationship he has with Kate. It’s been eight months since the end of Tangled and they seem as strong as ever, if not stronger. Yes, under it all he’s still insecure, afraid that Kate might find someone she likes more, but he’s learning to be the boyfriend, the man, that Kate deserves. He has his moments where he screws up, but with the help of those around him, he’s learning.

    I may have enjoyed Matrimony more than Tangled and that’s a little saddening for me. I loved Tangled and pretty much everything about Drew, but there’s just something about him in this novella that amuses me much, much more. He’s still an alpha, “I know everything” kind of guy, but there’s just that added charisma that he has in this one more than the first book.

    While the novella is rather short, it’s funny, clever and worth the read. You never know, you may actually learn something truly insightful from Drew. You just have too think if it’s something you really wanted to know.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 3, 2014

    Great read

    This is just awesome. Drew is the love of my life. Emma Chase...the best new author to hit the scene in a long time. I've already preorder her next two books and will definitely be getting the one she promise will come after those. I highly recommend this but you should read the 1st book first.

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  • Posted February 27, 2014

    more from this reviewer

    This little story was so short but so sweet and so hot lol. Omg

    This little story was so short but so sweet and so hot lol. Omg it was funny as hell too. I didn't read this when it first came out because I wanted to wait until I could read it before the next release. Now that Twisted is coming, I wanted to get my Drew fix and this was perfect. My god he is a riot and a breath of fresh air!

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  • Posted February 14, 2014

    Highly Recommend

    Really enjoying this series. Can't wait for the next book. Ms. Chase writes a good story coming from the man's point of few. I laughed thru it all too.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 21, 2014

    Great little teaser to get you from Tangled to Twisted!! Can't

    Great little teaser to get you from Tangled to Twisted!! Can't wait for more of Drew and Kate... and of course crazy Dee!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 16, 2013

    Great!

    I just LOVE Drew! He is a riot! I loved the short story tease that you gave us, Emma Chase. He has a great personality and I'm sure all women wish we could read a man's mind. This is the next best thing.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 13, 2013

    ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! 

    ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! 

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  • Posted December 12, 2013

    Laugh out loud funny! Drew is Drew. He opens his mouth and craz

    Laugh out loud funny! Drew is Drew. He opens his mouth and crazy falls out! Short and Sweet!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 11, 2013

    Cute

    Super short, but I will read anything with the wonderful Drew Evans in it!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 10, 2013

    Rip off

    Even though I liked the short story very much. It should've been FREE. This was a rip off... for 29 pages sucks!

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