The Art of War for Zombies: Ancient Zombie Secrets of World Domination, Apocalypse Edition

by Sun Tzumbie, Virginia Reynolds, Renee Smith
     
 
Art of War for Zombies: Ancient Zombie Secrets of World Domination, Apocalypse Edition

Overview

They walk among us: The Living. They seek to vanquish us. And we bite back. Still, every Zombie needs support. Now an ancient military manual reveals the secrets that will keep Undead Comrades from losing their heads as they learn to assess the Enemy and develop offensive strategy (an easy task for those of the decaying flesh). It all starts by declaring one word: WAR! (And take note: The Apocalypse will not be televised.) A hilarious mash-up of the ancient Sun-Tzu classic The Art of War with Zombie, er, components.

The Art of War for Zombies includes:
* Publisher’s Note
* Preface
* Introduction
* Laying Plans: Dead Reckoning: Or, how zombies will win the day
* Waging War: The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the ambulatory
* Offensive Strategy: Offensive? Moi? Nay, 'tis only a flesh wound!
* Tactics: In the midst of life they are in death
* Energy: Heads will roll . . . and explode
* Weaknesses and Strengths: You hold their fate in your gnarly, outstretched hands
* Maneuvering: Deviate and subjugate
* Variables of Engagement: Be tricky
* The Horde on the March: Zombie all you can be
* Terrraaaiiin: Making your way through the land of the living
* The Nine Situations: Hit the ground shambling
* Fire: When they are engulfed in flames
* Using Secret Agents: I spy, with my single eye . . .

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Product Details

UPC:
9781441303523
Manufacturer:
Peter Pauper Press, Incorporated
Publication date:
08/01/2011

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