Home Improvement: Undead Edition [NOOK Book]

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14 TALES BY PATRICIA BRIGGS • VICTOR GISCHLER • HEATHER GRAHAM •
JAMES GRADY • SIMON R. GREEN • CHARLAINE HARRIS •
STACIA KANE • TONI L. P....
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Home Improvement: Undead Edition

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Overview

First time in paperback!

14 TALES BY PATRICIA BRIGGS • VICTOR GISCHLER • HEATHER GRAHAM •
JAMES GRADY • SIMON R. GREEN • CHARLAINE HARRIS •
STACIA KANE • TONI L. P. KELNER • E E KNIGHT •
ROCHELLE KRICH • MELISSA MARR • SEANAN MCGUIRE •
SUZANNE MCLEOD • S J ROZAN

The editors of the New York Times bestselling Death's Excellent Vacation bring home a captivating collection—including a Sookie Stackhouse story.
 
There’s nothing like home renovation for finding skeletons in the closet or otherwordly portals in the attic. Now, for any homeowner who’s ever wondered, “What’s that creaking sound?” or fans of “how to” television who’d like a little unreality mixed in with their reality shows, editors Charlaine Harris and Toni L. P. Kelner present the paranormal perils of Do-It-Yourself. Sookie Stackhouse resides in these pages, in “If I Had a Hammer,” and New York Times bestselling authors Patricia Briggs, James Grady, Heather Graham, Melissa Marr, and nine other outstanding writers have constructed more frightening and funny fixer-upper tales to give a fresh take on why there really is no place like home
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781101517307
  • Publisher: Penguin Group (USA)
  • Publication date: 8/2/2011
  • Sold by: Penguin Group
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 352
  • Sales rank: 39,419
  • File size: 376 KB

Meet the Author

Charlaine Harris
Charlaine Harris is the author of the #1 New York Times bestselling fantasy mystery series featuring Sookie Stackhouse (the basis for the HBO series True Blood), the New York Times bestselling mystery series featuring lightning-struck corpse locator Harper Connelly, and other acclaimed novels.

Toni L. P. Kelner is the author of the “Where Are They Now?” mysteries and the Laura Fleming Mystery series. She has won an Agatha Award and a Romantic Times Career Achievement Award, and has been nominated for the Anthony and Macavity awards.

Biography

A native of the Mississippi Delta, Charlaine Harris grew up in a family of avid readers (her father was a teacher; her mother a librarian). She attended Rhodes College in Memphis, TN, graduating in 1973 with a degree in English and Communication Arts. Although she penned poetry and plays in school, her first serious foray into fiction was with two standalone novels, Sweet and Deadly and A Secret Rage, published (effortlessly!) in the early 1980s.

After her early success, Harris released the first installment in a series of lighthearted mysteries starring spunky, small-town Georgia librarian, true crime enthusiast, and amateur sleuth Aurora Teagarden. When Aurora debuted in Real Murders (1990), Publishers Weekly welcomed "a heroine as capable and potentially complex as P. D. James's Cordelia Gray." The book went on to receive an Agatha Award nomination.

Anxious for another challenge, Harris began a second series in 1996. Darker and edgier than the Teagarden novels, these mysteries featured taciturn, 30-something housecleaner Lily Bard, a woman with a complicated past who has moved to the small town of Shakespeare, Arkansas, to find peace and solitude. The first novel, Shakespeare's Landlord, was well-received. BookList raved: "Harris has created an intriguing new character in this solidly plotted story." [Much to the disappointment of her fans, Harris concluded the Lilly Bard sequence in 2001 with Shakespeare's Counselor.]

Although Harris achieved moderate success with these two series (which she laughingly describes as "cozies with teeth"), she would hit the jackpot in 2001 with Dead Until Dark, a sly, spoofy paranormal mystery starring a telepathic Louisiana cocktail waitress named Sookie Stackhouse, who falls in love with a vampire named Bill. The novel, a delightful hybrid of mystery, science fiction, and romance, was an instant hit with critics. ("Harris' Sookie has the potential to attract more readers than Hamilton's Anita Blake," raved the dark fantasy magazine Cemetery Dance.) Readers, too, adored the Southern Vampire Series and have rewarded the author with bestseller after bestseller. (In 2008, the Sookie saga came to HBO in a top-rated television adaptation, True Blood, starring Anna Paquin.)

With 2006's Grave Sight, Harris added yet another fascinating character to her stable -- a young woman named Harper Connelly whose youthful encounter with a lightning bolt has left her with the ability to find corpses and determine how they died. In addition to juggling characters and plots for her popular series, Harris has also contributed short stories and novellas to several anthologies of paranormal fantasy fiction.

Good To Know

In our interview, Harris confesses:

"I'm really a boring person. My family (my husband and three children) is the most important thing in my life. I go to bed early, I get up early. I love to go to the movies with my husband. My favorite things about finally making some money as a writer are (a) I can buy as many books as I want, and (b) I can hire a maid. The first job I had was working in an offset darkroom at a very small newspaper. I stood on a concrete floor all day and made minimum wage -- which then was $1.60 an hour. I hated it, and I learned a lot, though not necessarily about working in a darkroom. So being a writer is much better."

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    1. Hometown:
      Southern Arkansas
    1. Date of Birth:
      November 25, 1951
    2. Place of Birth:
      Tunica, Mississippi
    1. Education:
      B.A. in English and Communication Arts, Rhodes, 1973
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Table of Contents

Introduction Charlaine Harris Toni L. P. Kelner ix

If I Had A Hammer Charlaine Harris 1

Wizard Home Security Victor Gischler 27

Gray Patricia Briggs 45

Squatters' Rights Rochelle Krich 71

Blood on the Wall Heather Graham 101

The Mansion of Imperatives James Grady 125

The Strength Inside Melissa Marr 141

Woolsley's Kitchen Nightmare E. E. Knight 163

Through This House Seanan McGuire 185

The Path S. J. Rozan 211

Rick the Brave Stacia Kane 237

Full-Scale Demolition Suzanne McLeod 263

It's All in the Rendering Simon R. Green 289

In Brightest Day Toni L. P. Kelner 309

About the Authors 337

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  • Posted July 16, 2011

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    Can't wait

    I am so excited. I can't wait to read this book. Love all the other books by Charlaine Harris.

    5 out of 10 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 28, 2011

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    Great short story collection

    This fourteen urban fantasy anthology are tongue in cheek tales that humorously lampoons the sub-genre and self help guides. All the entries are lighthearted fun as the readers leans the true meaning of bump in the night. The editors book end the collection as Charlaine Harris opens with Sookie greeted by a newcomer when a wall comes down in "If I Had a Hammer"; while Toni L.P. Kelner finishes the book with "In Brightest Day" in which raising the dead Gorrfried proves difficult as he keeps getting dead. Elyna "Gray " (Patricia Brigg's learns you can't go home to renovate in Chicago. Broahm calls "Wizard Home Security" (by Victor Gichler) when someone broke into his home. In New Orleans, Defeo goes home to find pig's "Blood on the Walls" of the family tombs by Heather Graham. The European knows he needs to change his GPS now that he is in the American Midwest's Switzerland Wisconsin learning first hand about "Woolsey's Kitchen Nightmare" by E. E. Knight. All the entries are enjoyable humorous Home Improvement tales that Tim Taylor would appreciate the paranormal power tools.

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 20, 2011

    Fun!

    I love the antholigies that Charlaine Harris puts together. It's nice to be introduced to new writers and characters.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 7, 2011

    NOT by Charlaine Harris

    Only the first (20 page) story is by Charlaine Harris. DO NOT Purchase this book if you are looking to read stories by Charlaine Harris!

    2 out of 15 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 6, 2011

    Highly Recommended

    Very enjoyable reading since I didn't want to commit to a long book at the time. I was able to enjoy reading a story on my bus ride to work. As a big Sookie Stackhouse fan, the stories in this home improvement theme based book did not fall short.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 27, 2011

    Let down.

    After delighting in the first few stories, had to force way through to the end, all the while hoping selections would be as excellent as the first ones. Didn't happen.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 1, 2011

    Enjoyed it.

    Gave me a chance to read some of my favorites and pick up some new ones.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted May 4, 2012

    Interesting!

    This book was not what I was expecting but the stories are great. I definitely recommend this book.

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  • Posted February 16, 2012

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    Nice Companion

    Good companion.....

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