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Overview

"...as slick and enjoyable as a brand-new tube of lip gloss."

People

 

From the New York Times bestselling author of Shoe Addicts Anonymous and Secrets of a Shoe Addict comes a tale of old friends, new loves, and the undeniable power of a little face cream.

Twenty years ago, Allie Denty was the pretty one and her best friend, Olivia Pelham, was the smart one. Throughout high school, they were inseparable . . . until a vicious rumor about Olivia—-a rumor too close to the truth—-ended their friendship.

Now, on the eve of their twentieth high school reunion, Allie finds herself suddenly single, a little chubby, and feeling old. Olivia, successful beauty editor in New York, realizes she’s lonely, and that she’s finally ready to face her demons.

Sometimes hope lives in the future; sometimes it comes from the past; and sometimes, when every stupid thing goes wrong, it comes from a prettily packaged jar filled with scented cream and promises.

Beth Harbison has done it again. A hilarious and touching novel about friendship, Love’s Baby Soft perfume, Watermelon Lip Smackers, bad run-ins with Sun-In, and the healing power of “Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific.” Hope in a jar: We all need it.

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As a teen Allie Denty believed the cure for most anything could be had in a cosmetics jar. Now, with her 20-year high school reunion approaching, she's facing insecurities she'd never imagined—aging, weight gain and her single status. When her best friend Noah shows up accompanied by a beautiful woman who was the most evil girl in high school, Allie warns him off her and risks damaging their long friendship. Orlagh Cassidy's mellifluous voice makes this mundane and predictable story far more interesting than it is. She gives the characters more personality than was written for them and finds the perfect voices to portray each. Chapters begin with quirky quotes that any baby-boomer would recognize, and Cassidy imbues them with dry, overly dramatic tones, making them the novel's comedic highlight. A St. Martin's hardcover (Reviews, Mar. 2). (July)
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Two estranged friends meet again at their 20th high school reunion. Having dumped her cheating boyfriend, Allie realizes that investing in his career was a mistake, while Olivia feels increasingly trapped in her job as senior beauty editor of What Now magazine. They bond when mutual friend Noah decides to marry high school mean girl Vickie. Olivia invites Allie to New York for a confidence-boosting makeover, helping her confess her love to Noah. The chapters are intercut with high school flashbacks, which help explain why Allie and Olivia's friendship soured. Although the characters veer close to high school melodrama, even as adults, best-selling author Harbison (Shoe Addicts Anonymous) keeps the plot moving briskly forward, and her many fans will want her latest. The makeover plot is sure to appeal to those who devour before-and-after scenarios on TV and in magazines, and the high school chapters will hit the nostalgia button for anyone who ever used Bonne Bell Lip Smackers. [See Prepub Alert, LJ2/15/09.]
—Lisa Davis-Craig

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Harbison (Secrets of a Shoe Addict, 2008, etc.) offers her heroine not one but two life-altering makeovers. Oh, what eye shadow and concealer can do. Allie comes home to find boyfriend Kevin in bed with another woman, but she's not particularly bothered by the dissolution of their tepid relationship. What bothers her is that she settled for someone as not-quite-right as Kevin, and that he cheated. So Allie does what any girly-girl (if that term still applies at 38) would do to cheer herself up; she heads to Sephora to buy some hope in a jar. Since her 20th high-school reunion is coming up fast, it's money well spent. There she can catch up with Noah, her best friend since junior high, who has mysteriously failed to reply to her recent phone messages. But the reunion offers several unpleasant surprises. Sweet Noah, her Noah, arrives with Vickie, absolutely the meanest girl in high school. Also there is Olivia, Allie's best girlhood chum until a teenage falling-out ended their friendship. Olivia left town 20 years ago, and their meeting now is awkward and sad. Nevertheless, the two slowly rebuild the closeness of their past. And what brings teenage girls together? The reader gets a taste in the Allie/Olivia flashbacks, filled with nostalgic references to Bonne Bell Lip Smackers, Steak-Umms and the hot factor of Leif Garrett verses Parker Stevenson. While Allie is complaining to Olivia about Noah and Vickie (now engaged), the truth comes out: Noah has been secretly pining for Allie all these years, and the feelings are mutual; she just didn't want to risk their friendship. Now Olivia and Allie, working as the team they once were, have to convince Noah that Vickie is truly evil. It's allentirely predictable, although Olivia's troubled relationship with her mother is nicely wrought.
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"...as slick and enjoyable as a brand-new tube of lip gloss."

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“Harbison continues to wow readers with charm and genuine characters.”

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 "...fun nostalgia for those of us who loved Bonne Bell Lip Smackers and Sun-In."

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 "Harbison creates vivid, convincing characters and handles them well.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780312381967
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Press
  • Publication date: 7/7/2009
  • Edition description: First Edition
  • Pages: 352
  • Product dimensions: 6.40 (w) x 9.10 (h) x 1.20 (d)

Meet the Author

Beth Harbison is the New York Times bestselling author of Secrets of a Shoe Addict, Shoe Addicts Anonymous, and Thin, Rich, Pretty. She is also a serious product junkie, with enough lip glosses, shampoos, conditioners, and foundations to lube every car on the streets of suburban D.C., where she lives with her husband, two children and dogs.

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HOPE IN A JAR (Chapter One)

When I was twelve, a fortune-teller at the Herbert Hoover Junior High School carnival said to me: "Gemma Craig, you listen to me. Do not get married. Ever. If you do, you'll end up cooking for a man who'd rather eat at McDonald's; doing laundry for a man who sweats like a rabid pig, then criticizes you for not turning his T-shirts right side out; and cleaning the bathroom floor after a man whose aim is so bad, he can't hit a hole the size of a watermelon—"

This man sounded disgusting.

"—make your own money and be independent. Having kids is fine, but get married and you will be miserable for the rest of your life. I promise you, the rest of your life."

This chilling prediction stayed with me long after I realized that the fortune-teller was, in fact, Mrs. Rooks, the PTA president and neighbor who always gave out full-sized 3 Musketeers bars on Halloween, and that her husband had left her that very morning for a cliché: a young, vapid, blond bombshell. Mrs. Rooks had four kids, and at the time, I thought of her as really old and I didn't quite get why she cared so much if she was married anymore or not.

She was thirty-seven.

I was thirty-seven last year.

But for the most part, I have followed that sage wisdom she imparted, whether it came from a place of deep inspiration or, maybe, from a place of bitter day drunkenness. It had an impact on me either way.

Dating was fine. I love men. I love sex. I love having someone to banter with, flirt with, play romantic tag with, and finally yield to. Many, many times I have thought, in the beginning of a relationship, that maybe this guy could be different and the relationship might last against the odds my young brain had laid out.

But inevitably things soured for me, usually in the form of boredom, and always within two months. Seriously. This was consistent enough for my friends to refer to it as two months too long.

The good thing about a breakup at two months is that there usually isn't a lot of acrimony or anguish involved. The bad thing is that it gets tiresome after a while. Honestly, I'm a normal woman, I'd love to be in love. I'd love to have a family to take care of and to surround me as I navigate the years.

But once I hit thirty-seven, I had to wonder if that was really in the cards for me.

And if that was the case, I was okay with that because I had a career I loved that allowed me some of the better parts of June Cleaver-dom, along with the ability to hang up the apron at the end of the day and be my own, single self.

I am a private chef.

Being hired to cook for people is really different from standing around a kitchen with friends, drinking wine and making snacks. It's different from making a whole Thanksgiving dinner for family. It's vastly different, even, from cooking for strangers at the soup kitchen, where the pride of creating something delicious is just as compelling but somehow...easier. Less judgmental.

Cooking for people in their homes can be like cooking for friends, but more often than that, it's like cooking for the meanest teacher in elementary school: someone you want to shrink away from, hide from. Someone you hope to god won't call on you or make you speak in front of everyone else. Someone you're pretty sure will yell and scream at you if you do one little thing wrong.

The many scenarios include—but are not limited to—taking the fall for a failed party ("the food wasn't good enough"), taking the blame for a neglected hostess ("you shouldn't speak with the guests even if they talk to you first"), shouldering the blame for the burden of unused ingredients ("I have to do something with the rest of these onions now, thanks a lot"), and other failures of life in general ("my husband doesn't want to come home on time for dinner, but if you made something he couldn't resist, then he would!").

Fortunately, most of the time I'm treated as if I'm invisible. Which is okay with me, except the dodging out of the way of people and not making eye contact can sometimes be challenging.

Still, I prefer that to being faced with accusations.

At first, I didn't see this coming. I always loved to cook, and got pretty good at it early on—though a few major mishaps come to mind (root beer extract in cupcakes was...a mistake)—but it never occurred to me that I could make a living this way. I guess that seemed too domestic for me at the time.

When I was working in Manhattan right after college, my mother tried to convince me, time and again, to meet a nice man and settle down. She wanted me to open a retirement account, and my legs, and start a future and family.

Not me. After what I'd been through, I think I was seeking some form of anonymity. What I would have said at the time was that I simply wanted to be free to go wherever the wind blew me. Like I was just a whimsical spirit, blowing through life and open to everything.

The problem was, the wind wasn't a reliable headhunter, so I moved from one go-nowhere job to another, proving my mother's fears more correct every day. Every time I found a job I liked, something happened to ruin it: like when I temped in the props department for a local morning show in the city, and I mistakenly got a Cat in the Hat costume out for a celebrity guest who was supposed to be Uncle Sam for a special Fourth of July segment, but in my defense, the electricity was out and it was very hard to see in the storeroom. (And who would have thought they'd have a Cat in the Hat costume at all? Seriously, how often could that have come in handy?)

When I hit twenty-six, I started to question if I was being irresponsible and immature by continuing my "free-spirited" ways. To my mother's delight, I settled into some good corporate jobs with excellent benefits. Three years in the research department at the local CBS affiliate led to two years at the Discovery Channel—and a routine rut that would have bored even the most patient yogi in Tibet.

But as I settled into a routine life and watched the years fly by like the calendar pages in a movie, I started to feel old. That was all. Not pious, correct, responsible, or anything else, just old. Suddenly I realized that actors and actresses and singers and even pro football players were younger than me.

Ten years ago, my life was I have plenty of time to figure out what I want to do.

Five years ago, I reached Hmmmmm.

Two years ago, I found myself teetering on the edge of Oh-oh, and looking straight down the barrel of Oh, shit.

I quit my tedious job, got myself a place that was tiny and modest but it was my own, and I followed my passion into a cooking career. I loved it. I love it. I'm my own boss, I meet interesting people all the time, I'm never bored, and whatever small part of me has a maternal instinct to take care of people is satisfied by nourishing them.

Then leaving.

Monday nights, I cook for the Van Houghtens. The pluses included: the location (Chevy Chase), beautiful kitchen (the marble counters, stainless steel everything, and one of those fridges that blend into the cabinetry), and the stability of the job. I'd been doing it for a year now. Minuses included Angela's attitude, and the fact that they had the ugliest pantry you've ever seen in your life.

Not cosmetically, it was the stuff inside it. Angela had very specific and spare tastes. Think of the fussiest eater you've ever known, and Angela makes them look like a glutton. Honestly. There is so much she can't—or, more appropriately, won't—eat that it is astonishing that the woman even has functional bones, much less any flesh on them. And really, there is very little of that.

No dairy. In fact, no "moo food" of any sort: no steaks, milk, sour cream, cheese, and check every package of bread for signs of whey, casein, and so forth.

No onions. Not dried, not powdered, not within three feet of anything she eats because "the essence will permeate it" and it will have to be thrown away.

No soy. Including soy lecithin, mono-diglyceride, guar gum, even citric acid.

No nuts. No nut derivatives. Nothing that was processed in a plant anywhere near nuts, even if the plant was in Georgia and Jimmy Carter lived five hundred miles away.

No honey. Nothing even vaguely connected with bees, including certain plants. So, yes, it was easy to avoid honey, less so to avoid anything Angela considered "honey related," but I did it.

No cinnamon or "warm" spice.

No garlic.

No fun.

Every time I looked at Peter and Stephen, her unfortunate and emaciated husband and son, I just felt an overwhelming urge to make them a pot roast with caramelized onions and a big ol' coconut cream pie.

"Peter," Angela would coo, narrowing her eyes and scrunching up her nose at him as he reached for another meager portion of romaine lettuce (beets were too sugary, radishes too "hot on the stomach," whatever that meant, and onions already established to be out of the question), "do you really think you need more?"

It was as if she were talking to her son and not her husband. Yet it didn't hold any maternal kindness. Just bossiness.

Once in a while he'd say yes, and eat it anyway, but for the most part, he'd set the bowl down with a dull thud and level a burning look at her once she looked back down at the bowl she was slowly working her way through. I like to think that was only when he had a witness—me—and that normally he'd tell her exactly where to stuff it. It's hard to understand why a smart, hot, successful man would spend his life being whipped by a switch like her.

Perhaps it was because of Stephen. How he had gestated in Angela's slight body, I cannot imagine. Maybe that was before she adopted her radical diet. But at six years old now, he'd never known any other diet, I'm pretty sure.

In fact, maybe the post-pregnancy weight was the reason she adopted her radical diet. I don't know. All I know is that in their pantry, where any normal American kid might find Oreos (or Newman-O's, I can be flexible about hydrogenated oils and organic ingredients), there was some kind of faux melba toast, made from spelt, and unseasoned almond butter. That was his after-school snack.

You just know if that kid ever went to a birthday party and got a bite of the manna that is sheet cake from Costco, he'd never want to come home. I can picture him there, in a wild-eyed eating frenzy, face smeared in icing, wondering why on earth his parents never told him of this bliss before.

It's like those people who grow up without TV. Move them into the real world and plop them in front of Wheel of Fortune, and they're not getting up until the national anthem is playing. If it's on cable, the only hope of having them move is if nature calls.

Believe me, I had a roommate like that once. I don't know how he managed to avoid TV into his thirties, but when I was watching The O.C., I'd feel him creeping up behind me, and he'd just stand there, eyes glued to the set, like he was a caveman wondering at the magic box with the tiny people in it.

"Want to sit down, Darryl?" I'd ask, because there's nothing creepier than someone standing behind you, rasping their breath through their perennially stuffy nose. Especially if you're eating a bowl of popcorn, as I usually was.

"No, no," he's say vaguely, eyes dilating like something out of a 1950s alien movie.

And there he'd stay.

"Seriously, Darryl. Since you're gonna watch, anyway, why don't you just sit?" Elsewhere. Anywhere. Not there.

"I'm on my way to the kitchen."

And forty-five minutes later, he'd finally make it the other three yards to the kitchen, where he would prepare some vile midnight snack along the lines of a bologna and onion sandwich. I'd like to think his distraction by the show was what caused this revolting food choice, but alas, it was just one more slightly off thing about him.

Anyway, Mondays at the Van Houghtons were challenging. To say the least.

But Angela Van Houghton was also the events coordinator for the country club where my most profitable work was—usually one banquet every other week, though sometimes it was more—and that made the pressure of working for Angela that much greater. I needed to keep her happy so she'd keep recommending me to people who were having parties.

Tuesday is a lot more pleasant.

Tuesday was Paul McMann, a lawyer I never, ever even caught a glimpse of, but for a long time I imagined him to look a lot like Fred Flintstone, based on his culinary tastes.

Paul—or Mr. Tuesday, as I like to think of him—is a big fan of June Cleaver-style comfort food. Pure back-of-the-box stuff: noodleburger casserole, onion soup mix meat loaf, beef pot pie, chicken 'n' biscuits, Philadelphia cheesecake, and so on. He probably would have been perfectly happy if I made him Hamburger Helper every week.

Butter, sour cream, white flour, cheddar cheese, canned Campbell's tomato soup, macaroni noodles...all that stuff that was missing on Mondays, I got to make up for with Mr. Tuesday. Even iceberg lettuce, which is nutritionally dull, but culinarily fun to slice and embellish, was A-OK with him.

I loved cooking for Mr. Tuesday.

He worked late all the time, it seemed. I never saw him, though I did arrive between five and six, and I suppose it was possible his workday started at noon. Nevertheless, he was a mystery to me.

For example, he was clearly a man's man: no frills, no fuss. It showed in his food tastes, his books, and especially in his choice of very spare décor. It works for me. I really kind of enjoy the clean wood and leather feel of his apartment. Decidedly masculine, but for some reason I find it reassuring. It's like sitting in an executive office, waiting for a big inheritance check from an elderly and unknown relative to be cut and cashed.

So, whereas I usually do most of the prep work for my people at home and take the food to their places to heat and serve it (no, this isn't strictly legal, since I don't have a commercially licensed kitchen, but no one really cares), I usually take all the raw ingredients to Mr. Tuesday's place in Friendship Heights and spend hours relishing in the glorious peace of it. Sometimes I'd take the remote from its usual spot and blast some Wham! through his mounted Bose speakers, and sometimes I'd just crack open a window and listen to the nothing outside.

Always—always—I would look forward to the notes he'd leave for me.

After I'd noted my disdain for peas, which I regard as fake vegetables since they are green but almost as starchy and sugary as Skittles, he wrote:

All I'm saying is give peas a chance.

His response to the appetizers I'd left for a party he was having for his office staff:

Everything was great, but I especially loved the things that I know weren't Snausages but looked just like them. Is it unreasonable to ask for them with dinner sometime?

They were chicken and sage sausagettes that I got from a local butcher and wrapped in homemade pretzel dough, minus the salt but painted with butter. They are incredible, so I gave him points for good taste and I gave him Chickens in Throws, as he later jokingly referred to them, in a freezer bag the next week so he could have them whenever he wanted them.

And on one memorable occasion, he taped a hundred-dollar bill to a broken Corningware casserole dish I'd left with him and wrote on a Post-it:

I hope this wasn't your grandmother's or some other sentimental antique. I also hope you're wearing shoes because the vacuum cleaner hasn't worked the same since I accidentally sucked up a toupee. Not mine. I'll explain over a beer if we ever meet.

My guess was that he probably had a lot of stories I'd enjoy over a beer if we ever met.

Other than that, though, the guy was a mystery. I had a pretty good handle on most of the people I worked for—if nothing else, you can tell a lot about people by the things they surround themselves with in their homes—but Mr. Tuesday had very few clues to his personality in the main part of his apartment, and I'd never been into his bedroom or anything. Essentially, it was like trying to figure out something about the last person in your hotel room.

Wednesday was a different story. Wednesday was Lex Prather, who was usually there for at least part of the time I was. Personality-wise, he seemed to be the exact opposite of Mr. Tuesday, flamboyant where Tuesday was understated. Social, where Tuesday seemed to just be working all the time. But Lex was almost as much fun to cook for, though his tastes were far more highfalutin.

Until a year and a half ago, he lived with his mother in this two-bedroom flat in the old Westchester, off Mass Avenue. She was like Perle Mesta, and he was Felix Unger—they must have been quite a pair. Anyway, when she passed away, he hired me to cook all his old favorites, which consisted of the kind of fussy white tablecloth dishes one might have found on the menu of the Titanic. Shrimp Louis, oysters Rockefeller, Waldorf salad, even the occasional molded Jell-O dish incongruously made it onto the menu. He apparently had no problem drawing the line at mint jelly, however.

Lex is tall and thin, and always impeccably dressed, which is appropriate, since he owns the venerable old Simon's Department Store downtown. It outlived both Woodward & Lothrop and Garfinckel's department stores, though I believe its reputation might be wobbling a bit now in the shadow of Nordstrom and everything you can find in Tysons Corner and the Galleria.

Anyway, the movie version of Lex could be perfectly played by Tony Randall. He is of completely indeterminate sexual orientation—though by "indeterminate" I mean that I don't know if he's gay or completely asexual; straight does not appear to be an option, although it's possible I'm wrong about that, I suppose.

A social butterfly, Lex often had me cooking for his mystery book group or his annual Christmas, New Year's, May Day, Fourth of July, Labor Day, and Halloween parties.

The upshot is that Lex had champagne tastes and a champagne budget. This made him pretty fun to cook for in and of itself, but he was also just a really great guy and I enjoyed seeing him every time. That's a luxury I don't always have with my clients, and it's particularly nice since work is basically the only social contact I have at all.

Which takes us to Thursday.

Thursday nights were with the Oleksei family, which was sheer chaos. Not really bad chaos, necessarily, just crazy chaos. The Oleksei family consisted of a grandfather, Vlad, who was clearly the patriarch of the family, often holding court in a mysterious back room I never saw but from which people would come and go at all hours, often leaving looking fearful or even in tears.

I half suspected that they were part of the Russian Mafia.

Seriously.

They made me a little nervous sometimes.

Vlad Oleksei's wife had died years earlier, leaving him with three strapping sons—now in their thirties and forties—and a handwritten recipe book I could not read, because it was in Russian. Fortunately, my sister's boyfriend worked in the Russian department at American University and was translating the recipes as best he could for me, though the metric translation was still a bit of a challenge for me.

The Oleksei sons—Borya, Serge, and Viktor—were all nice enough to me, and always politely appreciative of the food I prepared, but there was something...off about them, too. They owned a dry cleaning and tailoring store, which I knew from The Jeffersons could be profitable, but it was just hard to picture the three of them going into one little dry cleaner every day and whistling as they busily worked out a stain in the collar of a shirt.

Nevertheless, assuming that wasn't a cover for their actual work with the Russian mob, that was what they did.

Viktor was the only one who was married. His wife was American and stood out in that family like a sore thumb—blond, big-lipped, brash, and boisterous. It was hard to imagine how she lived in such a traditional old-world atmosphere. I could picture her much more easily in a football jersey, tailgating with a bunch of burly blond lumberjack types than this dark, moody family.

Fridays I had the Lemurras in Georgetown.

What can I say about Marie Lemurra?

For one thing, she was a social climber to the nth degree. In the short three months I'd worked for her, I'd watched her try to get in with politicians, a few former B-list movie stars who now lived in or outside D.C., and most recently, local famewhores on the D.C. True Wife Stories reality show.

For another thing, she seemed to hate me, though that had to be impossible, given that she knew me only in a professional context and even that involved me doing her bidding and not arguing. Nevertheless, she was a woman who didn't seem satisfied with acquiescence of any sort; she wanted it to include at least a small measure of pain. I think Marie Lemurra needed other people to be wrong so that she, herself, could feel right.

It wasn't an ideal work situation, believe me, but I don't think very many people among us would say their work is always 100 percent awesome.

Marie Lemurra, and those like her, was the price I had to pay for having a job I otherwise loved.

So that was my week right now: the Van Houghtens, Mr. Tuesday, Lex, the Olekseis, and the Lemurras. They ran the gamut, in every way.

With the banquet work added on the weekends, my life felt full and secure.

Famous last words, huh?

HOPE IN A JAR. Copyright 2009 by Beth Harbison

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 31, 2011

    Highly recommended

    This book was wonderfully light and easy to read! A nice break from the "real world" stresses.

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted March 2, 2010

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    Ready For a Walk Down Memory Lane?

    Hope in a Jar was a fun book to read. The chapters alternated between present day and the old school days for Allie and Olivia. The chapters of school days were fun to read as a lot of my memories are similar to that of Allie. From the posters hanging on the wall to the trips to Woolsworths (are there any Woolsworths left these days?) it was a fun read. Allie and Olivia are both enjoyable characters and I could see myself being friends with them, both in school and in present day. If you are in a need of a walk down memory lane, this is the perfect book for you!

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 24, 2010

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    Disappointed Reader

    I liked the Shoe Addicts Anonymous books by her but this story was mundane and repetitive. I had just read Jennifer Weiner's Best Friends Forever, which has a similar plot but is much more engaging and a much better read. Let's hope Harbison delivers a better one next time around.

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 10, 2010

    one-sitting read

    I thoroughly enjoyed this book! A great beach, rainy day, or feel good book!

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 11, 2012

    Dylan

    Waits for cats.

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 1, 2012

    <3 this book

    Love this book....could not put it down!

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 14, 2009

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    THE PICK OF CHICK LIT

    Happily for chick lit fans Beth Harbison (Secrets of a Shoe Addict, Shoe Addicts Anonymous) penned a third tale that both tickles and touches, Hope A Jar. Outside of selling well and sharing the same author these three titles have one more thing in common - they're all read by the delightful Orlagh Cassidy.
    Credited with timing and delivery perfection, it has been said that Cassidy makes an audio even more fun than the print edition. Hear for yourselves in this story of friendship.
    Remember your best friend in high school? Hope that friendship didn't end as was the case with Allie and Olivia. You know what they say, opposites attract. Allie Denby was pretty, very pretty, and popular. Olivia Pelham had brains (a quality not too often appreciated by high schoolers.) They were best pals.
    However, the two had a serious parting of the ways and wrote fini to their friendship. Then, some 20 years later there is their high school reunion. Much has taken place in two decades. Allie is divorced, not too fond of her appearance, and feels on life's sidelines. Olivia has enjoyed a career as a high powered magazine editor in NYC. But, that has lost its luster.
    At the reunion Noah announces that he's going to marry Vickie (high school baddie). Wonder what can be done about this and what can repair a friendship. Beth Harbison has the answers, and you'll enjoy hearing them as read by Orlagh Cassidy.

    - Gail Cooke

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 28, 2013

    A fun read.  A bit predictable.  I would recommend!

    A fun read.  A bit predictable.  I would recommend!

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  • Posted August 1, 2012

    I got this when it was on sale as the Nook Deal of the Day--it w

    I got this when it was on sale as the Nook Deal of the Day--it was okay. Predictable, but charming in its own way.

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  • Posted June 19, 2012

    Hope in a Jar by Beth Harbison

    A better-than-average "light" read. Great summer, leisurely, beach book.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 9, 2012

    Perfect story of life after high school

    Loved this story, makes you feel good and know that its how you deal with things in life that make you who you are. Also that true friends will always be there even after years of nit speaking.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 30, 2011

    Great read.

    This was a good, easy read. Really enjoyed it, and had a great ending.

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  • Posted July 10, 2011

    Fun read....

    Great read. Could do without the traumatic incident from the past.... otherwise, upbeat and fast-paced.

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  • Posted March 20, 2011

    good read

    entertaining quick read. i liked shoe addict books by the same author as well.

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  • Posted February 26, 2010

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    Hope in a Jar

    Very disappointing novel. Beth's previous two books were page turners - this was boring although I read the whole thing hoping it would get better. If it hadn't been written by Beth - I would have given up on it about page 50! Hope her other books come up to the standards we've learned to expect from her. Normally I can't wait to read one of her books and buy it as soon as it comes out. Hope she gets back to normal! Wouldn't recommend this book - just skip it and you'll be ahead!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 12, 2009

    Trite!

    Not worth the time or effort. A "cookie-cutter" story. Too many good Chic Lits out there to waste time with this one.

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  • Posted September 12, 2009

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    No good....

    couldn't finish the book since I lost interest I think before i hit page 50.
    skip the purchase of this book!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 5, 2009

    Romantic

    This book had a few surprises and was easy to read.

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  • Posted August 31, 2009

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    Okay But Nothing Special

    I enjoyed Harbison's previous 2 Shoe Addicts books - this one I felt was very predictable and ho-hum. I did just finish reading Jennifer Weiner's Best Friends Forever and there were a lot of similarities - maybe if I hadn't just finished that novel, I would have liked this one more. I did like the references to DC as I live just outside of the city. Definitely looking forward to her next book.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 4, 2010

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