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Everyone knows Santa Clause is tasked with keeping an eye on all the boys and girls of the world and determining who's being naughty and who's being nice so they can get gifts in accordance with their behavior.

What no one outside of the North Pole realizes is that when Santa Clause is finished with his annual sleigh ride he gets the chance to unwind with being as naughty as he possibly can - for a full week of full-on sex with all the female ...
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Horny Old Elf

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Overview

Everyone knows Santa Clause is tasked with keeping an eye on all the boys and girls of the world and determining who's being naughty and who's being nice so they can get gifts in accordance with their behavior.

What no one outside of the North Pole realizes is that when Santa Clause is finished with his annual sleigh ride he gets the chance to unwind with being as naughty as he possibly can - for a full week of full-on sex with all the female elves at the North Pole. While Santa is busy banging the females, the male elves have their week's worth of getting it on - with Mrs. Clause. Trouble is the new Mrs. Clause, young, shapely and raised not to take shit from anyone, hasn't been told about this age old tradition.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940013661004
  • Publisher: Crescent Suns eBooks
  • Publication date: 11/5/2011
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 350,082
  • File size: 76 KB

Meet the Author

Born on the mountaintops of Tennessee, greatest state in the land of the free, raised in the bars so he knew how to drink, had his first shot of whiskey when he was only three, Whiskey, Whiskey McNaughton, drinking his country dry.

(With apologies to Disney for butchering the words to The Ballad of Davey Crockett)

As old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth.

Old as dirt and twice as nasty.
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  • Posted December 14, 2011

    Great New Holiday Classic!

    If you look through the bookshelves you'll find all kinds of great old books detailing the life and foibles of Jolly Old St. Nick. This is a new story that will set the Santa Shoppers on their ears (or knock them on their *ss*s) and make them realize there are facets to this North Pole Elf no one ever considered before. Leave it to a hillbilly huckster like Whiskey McNaughton to show us how horny Santa can be once a year when he's not only allowed to be naughty, but it's outright expected of him. What a lucky guy.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 11, 2013

    To below

    My name is Jack and i live in green bay Wisconsin .Oh by the way most girls would call me" sexy" or "handsome" .

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 28, 2012

    Hey im a horny bad grl

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