Hot Cowgirl Sh*t: The Hilarious Adventures of Farmer Lacie and Her Adorable, Huggable Cows

by Lacie Evans

Overview

Farm life isn’t always what you see on social media …

“The feral cow bitch” Lacie Evans is here with a collection of hilarious and heartwarming stories about life on her cattle farm that’s become a viral sensation. Pet parents of creatures great and small will understand the urge to grab your baby by the horns (literally) and just totally smother them in love.

In these laugh-out-loud stories, Lacie opens up about her farm and brings you on an up-close-and-personal tour to meet the one and only Snow, an all-white cow who is a QUEEN and knows it. You’ll also meet Oswald, the OG bottle baby who thinks Lacie is literally his mother; Rocco Flocco Flame, a horny bull who will do anything to get with some ladies; Snow and Rocco’s miracle baby Jade; and the rest of the ragtag cast of characters who have charmed the hearts of millions. Get ready to fall head over heels for the friendliest cows on the planet and their loveably chaotic handler.

Includes a bonus PDF of photos featured in the print edition

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9798228587748
Publisher:	Blackstone Publishing
Publication date:	11/01/2025
Product dimensions:	5.30(w) x 7.50(h) x (d)
Age Range:	18 Years

About the Author

Lacie Evans is a cattle-woman, host of the podcast Feral Cow Bitch, and owner of Cowgirl Hustle. She resides with her herd in southern Ohio.

Table of Contents

Introduction & How a Hateful Heifer Gave Me Assless Chaps Snow Is My Literal Angel, Like Seriously The Day I Found out Cows Can Sit Like Dogs I Was Mounted by My Heifer A Single Mom Who Works Too Hard Cattle Adoption Is More Common than You Think Bulls Can Sound Like Pterodactyls, Which Is Terrifying The Battle of the Baby Daddies Oswald, the OG TikTok Bottle Baby Bulls Aren’t Aggressive, but God They Can Be Scary I Thought Iris Was a Goat Iris’s Adoption Story Made Me Ugly Cry Some Little House on the Prairie Shit Partaking in a Legit Cattle Drive Like It’s 1842 Keep the Reins on Your Kids Snow Pulled an “April the Giraffe” Moment I Had a Phone Case that Smelled Like Cow Placenta We Bought a Bull from New York Completely Online Making Friends Based On Ugly Trailers The Lizzie McGuire Movie Changed My Life Rocco, Unfortunately a Very Horny Man Snow Is 100% THAT BITCH The Second-Most Famous Doja (Cat) Doja’s Plan to Get Indoors Kevin the Porch Queen The Cat Distribution System Has Me on Speed Dial I Tackled a Service Dog Once, but for Good Reason Snow Is the *Main* Character Chasing Cows in the Middle of the Night Rocco Flocco Flame Is a Well-Traveled Man The Double Blowie Boys Oswald Was in the Back of a Jeep Renegade I’m a Pretty Great Neighbor to Have I Used My Cows as a Scapegoat in College I Get the Coolest Cats (Pepperoni Enters the Chat) Snow Copy and Pasted Herself with Jade Acknowledgments