How Not to Date an Alien

How Not to Date an Alien

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by Stephanie Burke
     
 

Book Summary

Kilana knows what her eyes are telling her can't be true.

There's a naked man in her bed and he's glowing. And then there are the solid black eyes, the floating several feet above the bed, and the most damning of all... he has antennas.

The newly divorced Kilana thinks she's seeing things, but when he opens his mouth and tells…  See more details below

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Book Summary

Kilana knows what her eyes are telling her can't be true.

There's a naked man in her bed and he's glowing. And then there are the solid black eyes, the floating several feet above the bed, and the most damning of all... he has antennas.

The newly divorced Kilana thinks she's seeing things, but when he opens his mouth and tells her he's hunting humans and his intentions are to devour her, Kilana knows she has an alien problem.

But who will help her get away from the admittedly sexy creature that wants her pleasured and fattened until her flavor is perfect? Maybe her hair-brained friends Se and Lena can help her avoid the big suppertime cut...

Or maybe she's on her own with the drooling, leering, orgasm-delivering fiend. And maybe dating an alien won't turn out to be as big a problem as she thinks.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940013625518
Publisher:
Changeling Press LLC
Publication date:
10/31/2011
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
1,261,093
File size:
278 KB

Meet the Author

Stephanie Burke
Stephanie Burke, known to friends and readers as Flash, has a warped, twisted sense of humor, and she isn't afraid to let it show. From pregnant men to six-foot cockroaches, she's covered the gamut of the weird, the unusual, and the just plain strange. She has about five million books currently in publication with one house or another, all under the name of Stephanie Burke. She says she won't use a pen name -- she'd have to learn how to spell it. Too much like work. Be sure to join Flash's "Flame Keeper" loop at Yahoo! Groups -- http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FlameKeeper/join.

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How Not to Date an Alien 4.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 4 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love this book. Which the author would write Robert's story. The "instructions" aren't really needed and really just distracts from the story, but not to the point that it ruins to overall story line. This book is about how the true meaning of things can be lost in translation. That things aren't always the way it seems. I don't want to ruin the book for you, but in my humble opinion this book's story line is unique. I'm trying not to give away too much.
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