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How to Be a Middle-Aged Babe
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How to Be a Middle-Aged Babe

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by Marilyn Suzanne Miller, Karen Roston (Illustrator)
 

The earnest voice of a how-to book or woman's magazine feature provides the perfect pitch for this send-up of all things female and middle-aged. How to Be a Middle Aged Babe tells us that YES, WE CAN HAVE IT ALL, including achieving unbearable hotness in comfortable shoes. From plastic surgery at home to panic investing, this book takes every middle-aged

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The earnest voice of a how-to book or woman's magazine feature provides the perfect pitch for this send-up of all things female and middle-aged. How to Be a Middle Aged Babe tells us that YES, WE CAN HAVE IT ALL, including achieving unbearable hotness in comfortable shoes. From plastic surgery at home to panic investing, this book takes every middle-aged babe through the many themes of middle-aged babeness and tells her how to live life to the fullest. Forget how to give a blow-job? The handy Middle-Aged Babe's Emergency Blow Job Chart will bring you up to speed. Want to finally start that family you were always too busy to have? Learn to get past PADD (Pelvic Attention Deficit Disorder) and learn to spot Semen Interns, the unprofessional help that some men use to cut costs. Full of four color photos, pie charts, and graphs, How to Be a Middle Aged Babe is full of great comic writing and sight gags that make this the great gift book for any of the more than 30 million women who find themselves in the Middle-Aged Babe years.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780743296199
Publisher:
Scribner
Publication date:
12/04/2007
Pages:
176
Product dimensions:
8.40(w) x 10.30(h) x 0.70(d)

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How to Be a Middle-Aged Babe 3.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 7 reviews.
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I thought this might be a funny birthday gift for a girlfriend, and it was. However, I had it shipped to myself because I had other gifts to go along with this and wanted to pack them all in the same box. I was glad that I had because there are some sections of this book that were trashy. As it was a 50 something girlfriend, I was okay with this and knew that the recipient would be. However, be warned, there are a few explicit things in this book....i.e. a chart spoofing CPR with the illustration of a b.j. It was a budget book, so at least monetarily it was not a big deal. I suggest reading it before giving it.
LadyDJMarlena More than 1 year ago
I did not like the structure nor contents. The author was trying to be humorous and the contents was of little use. Perhaps the book may be good for group conversation, but actually of little use for the reader.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is a must read for all 40, 50 and 60 somethings! It is so funny my stomach hurt from laughing. A great gift for all of your "Middle-Aged" friends. The "updated, shortened and revised" instructions on using the diaphragm for contraception is hilarious.

Thank you Marilyn Miller!
Guest More than 1 year ago
This is a must read! Pure fun - we just could not put this book down! We took 20 years off our lives (laughing) because this is so funny! This is a meant to be shared book!! Marilyn Suzanne Miller - thank you for writing this treasure!!
Guest More than 1 year ago
This hilarious is both a send-up of both 'how-to' books and a scathing commentary on how middle aged women are treated. It is a must-have for all those Babes you know. It is brilliantly written and the format is terrific!