How To Be A Millionaire Today: A Humorous MisGuided Guide To Getting Rich Quick

by Andrew Rockwell

Overview

Are you struggling in life?



Do you dream of living the good life on a yacht in the Bahamas with a crew of beautiful, scantily clad women (or men) serving your every needs? 



Does this feel like a get-rich-quick infomercial that you might see at two in the morning while you're drunk watching TV in your underwear and eating stale, left-over pizza?

If yes to all of those, then you need to read, How to be a Millionaire Today: A Humorous MisGuided Guide to Getting Rich Quick.
How to be a Millionaire Today is the ultimate book on how to get rich for people that have tried every other method of getting wealthy and failed miserably and just need a good laugh along with a stiff drink.

In this book, there are several proven methods to actually get rich like, Use the Secret, Become a Slumlord Airbnb Host, Run for Congress, and Start a For-Profit Non-Profit, along with several unproven and completely ridiculous ways to get rich like, Start a Fight Club, Become a Pimp, Commit Insurance Fraud, and Become a Drug Dealer.



Whether you're a struggling entrepreneur or a fry cook at Denny's, there is something in this book that will make you laugh and advice that will help get you into the top 1% of the 1%.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9798331436216
Publisher:	Barnes & Noble Press
Publication date:	07/20/2024
Pages:	304
Product dimensions:	5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.94(d)

About the Author

Andrew Rockwell is the Chairman, President, CEO, and Founder of the Rockwell Industrial Complex (R.I.C.), a multinational conglomerate shell company based out of the Cayman Islands that is slowly destroying the planet by producing enormous amounts of greenhouse gases. The R.I.C. also manufactures tactical long-range nuclear weapons that will one day lead to the complete annihilation of the entire human race, and they consult with nefarious government agents to bring about regime change in different countries by getting unqualified officials elected into office (like in the U.S.) or by orchestrating an assassination of the head of state and having a puppet leader installed. (like throughout the Middle East)