How to Cope When You Are Surrounded by Idiots: Or If You Are One

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A course designed to give remedial training to idiots so that they can function in society. Includes test to determine who is an idiot and train-ing on 101 things you should absolutely never do. Also other unique methods of coping with idiots.
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Overview

A course designed to give remedial training to idiots so that they can function in society. Includes test to determine who is an idiot and train-ing on 101 things you should absolutely never do. Also other unique methods of coping with idiots.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781885027030
  • Publisher: Apricot Press
  • Publication date: 1/28/1993
  • Edition description: REVISED
  • Pages: 116
  • Sales rank: 702,965
  • Product dimensions: 5.36 (w) x 8.38 (h) x 0.23 (d)

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Do you often feel that you are surrounded by idiots? To me they seem to be everywhere. They are in my office, on the job, attempting to wait on me, in the classroom, even in my home. In fact, it is entirely possible that you, the person who is attempting to read this book right now, could even be a complete idiot.

What can be the real tragedy about this deluge of bumbling incompetence is that many people who are incredibly stupid and terminally obnoxious don't even realize it! Do you know how annoying it is when people who don't know how dumb they are try to act smart?

Even if you, yourself, are not totally inundated with idiots like I am, I'm sure you at least know someone who has idiotic tendencies. Until now, there was simply nothing that you could do about it. Most idiots were stuck bumbling around and doing embarrassing things forever while the rest of us were forced to try to either avoid them, or just tolerate their stupidity.

But now, finally, relief is in sight. This monumental work can train you, your pathetic friends, children, employees, or students in 101 of the most important and fundamental skills that are essential to getting along in life as an idiot. If you can manage to master the information taught in this course, even if you are pretty darned dense, some people might be fooled into thinking that you're normal and, short of that, you might at least confuse some of the rest of the people concerning the extent of your stupidity.

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Table of Contents


Chapter 1--There is No Need For AIarm -But Idiots Are Taking Over the Planet
Chapter 2 - Steps to Treatment of the Problem of Stupidity
Chapter 3 - The Standard California Idiocy Exam
Chapter 4 - How to Cope With Idiots Training Course in Basic Life Competency
Chapters- The Lessons: 101 Things You Should Absolutely Positively Unquestionably Never Do
Chapter 6- Our Dream
Chapter 7 -- An Important Example of Government Related Idiocy
Chapter 8 -- The Truth About The Problem
Chapter 9 - Proposed Government Solutions
Chapter 10 - The Real Solution
Chapter 11 -- 55 Uses For IRS Agents
Chapter 12 - Applying Real Solutions
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