How to Honey Boo Boo: The Complete Guide on How to Redneckognize the Honey Boo Boo in You [NOOK Book]

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From the moment they met Alana Thompson, Americans from coast to coast fell under the spell of the pint-size pageant queen and her loud and proud family. Now, in this authorized guide infused with their down-to-earth redneck style, disarming humor, and homespun values, Mama, Sugar Bear, Honey Boo Boo, Pumpkin, Chickadee, and Chubbs show how you, too, can be a "redneckognized" Southern belle and an honorary member of the Shannon/Thompson clan. How to Honey Boo Boo features ...

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How to Honey Boo Boo: The Complete Guide on How to Redneckognize the Honey Boo Boo in You

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Overview

From the moment they met Alana Thompson, Americans from coast to coast fell under the spell of the pint-size pageant queen and her loud and proud family. Now, in this authorized guide infused with their down-to-earth redneck style, disarming humor, and homespun values, Mama, Sugar Bear, Honey Boo Boo, Pumpkin, Chickadee, and Chubbs show how you, too, can be a "redneckognized" Southern belle and an honorary member of the Shannon/Thompson clan. How to Honey Boo Boo features everything you need to know:

Cookin ' Like Mama: Decorate, diet, barbecue, coupon, and cook like June with recipes for "sketti," roadkill BBQ, lemonade, "marannaise sammich," and more.

Fun And Games: From the Redneck Games and June's famous mani-pedis to Christmas in July, relax redneck-style.

How To Be A Beautimous Queen: Discover Honey Boo Boo's pageant secrets: makeup and fashion tips and advice on great costumes so you can be a supa star and rock dat stage!

Everything But The Kitchen SinK: Hilarious tales, how-tos, DIY projects, and lists of things to do, plus behind-the-scenes stories, family photos, secrets of Glitzy the pampered pet pig, and more!

Talk Like Hone Y Boo Boo: A Redneckopedia with essential vocabulary like "redneckognize," "vajiggle-jaggle," "old man glue," and more.

Oh Yeah or No Way? Do you know a "forklift foot" from a "neck crust"? Test your Honey Boo Boo knowledge with fun quizzes on the Honey Boo Boo way of life.

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"It's called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit." There is no arguing with the irreducible wisdom of seven-year-old Alana "Honey Boo" Thompson. When the child beauty pageant contestant and star of TLC's reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo speaks her mind, TV viewers listen. This authorized tie-in guide tells you all need to know to enjoy the doings and sayings of Honey Boo Boo and her lovably redneck rural Georgia family.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780062288516
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Publication date: 7/16/2013
  • Sold by: HARPERCOLLINS
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 192
  • Sales rank: 255,028
  • File size: 14 MB
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Meet the Author

June "Mama" Shannon: Mother of four (and grandmother of one) and the matriarch of this family. Loves giving back to the community, all forms of thriftiness, bingo, tracking down roadkill.

Mike "Sugar Bear" Thompson: Father of Alana,  works at a chalk mine. Tobacco dipper, four-wheeler rider and volunteer firefighter.

Anna "Chickadee" Shannon: Older sister of Alana and June's eldest daughter. Mother of baby Kaitlyn. An expert at Guess Whose Breath?, she is attempting to be the first in her family to graduate from high school.

Jessica "Chubbs" Shannon: Older sister of Alana and second daughter of June. Described by June as the most responsible of her daughters, she's involved in ROTC and wants to be a nurse when she grows up. She's Alana's BFF.

Lauryn "Pumpkin" Shannon: Older sister of Alana and June's third daughter. Origin of her nickname is her favorite and recurring Halloween costume.

Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson: Mama June's youngest child and Sugar Bear's only child. Definitely the most sassified of all the girls. Girl Scout, pageant queen, elementary school attendee. You betta redneckognize!

Baby Kaitlyn Elizabeth: Daughter of Anna and first granddaughter of Mama June and Sugar Bear. She shares the same middle name as June and got her ears pierced the same day as Alana. She has been in one pageant already.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 17, 2013

    Hilarious

    This book is full of fun and laughs!

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 6, 2014

    How does Honey BooBoo have a book when she cant even read

    I no unerdtund

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 4, 2014

    Hey it is mwah

    HONEY BOO BOO

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 3, 2014

    LANAY MORANT MUST READ FOREAL

    IF JUSTIN BIEBER SUCK ATLEAST SSPELL EVERYTHING RIGHT AND HONEY BOO BOO ROCK AND SHE MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH UNLIKE YALL WITH CORNY JOKES

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 27, 2013

    I hate honey boo boo

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 2, 2013

    I hate her

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 15, 2013

    Love this book sooo much :)

    Love it! I wish I was honey boo boo

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 31, 2013

    Honey boo boo is very stupid

    Why do they even let the people on here comes honey boo boo do the stuff on tv. I mean that show got me so uncomfutable in like two minutes because of there faces. The faces on the show are like zombies on The Walking Dead! If you agree with me thdn make your head line say i hate honey boo boo and i will like you and we could chat on the nooks that we are on and we could meet each other!

    1 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 27, 2013

    Love the book

    That book was cool verry funny LOL BOO BOO LOVE YA BOO BOO

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 12, 2013

    Suck-ish

    You will throw up!!!!!!!!!

    1 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 11, 2013

    O.o

    Oh gosh. She has a book now?

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 9, 2013

    I hate justin beiber

    Hes a fag. Go suk a dik jb!

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 19, 2014

    Telling about the family

    June Mike a.k.a sugar bear Anna Laurn a.ka pumpkin
    Jessica Alana a.k.a honey boo boo

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 19, 2014

    I hate honey boo boo

    But i would sure like to bang her older sisters

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 27, 2014

    Everyone shut up

    This family is th best. Look at how sugqr bear loves the girls and mama june so much. Sure they are crazt but thats different. They are not mainstteeam. I love them qnd i love it.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 8, 2014

    I hate the book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I read someones review and I agrey with her. I was thinking we could talk about how bad the book is.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 3, 2014

    these types of books shouldnt even be printed. Its a disgrace to

    these types of books shouldnt even be printed. Its a disgrace to the trees that were killed to make these books.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 4, 2013

    I HATE HONEY BOO BOO

    Meet me at selena gomez result one on september 12th at 8:00

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 11, 2013

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