Misery loves company. So if you're miserable, you've got LOTS of company! The figures are in. Miserable people are the highest growing demographic across the country.
Best of all, being miserable is an equal opportunity DOWNER. You can be rich, you can be poor, you can be black, you can be white – you can even be BEIGE.
But face it. You've probably been fighting your misery. Because you believe having a joyous existence is your BIRTHRIGHT and you've been taking yoga classes and seeing therapists for thirty-five years just to prove it!
What a waste! Go from bliss to PISSED! From rapture to RUPTURE! From content to MALCONTENT! From jubilation to HIBERNATION!
Now doesn't that fill you with EXHILARATION!
So stop crying and start trying this hilarious advice today!
DAVID SAMSON is FUNNYGUY.COM and founder of FUNNYEBOOKS.COM. The author of 47 books, he’s a professional speaker, media personality and advertising creative executive. Random House, Simon & Schuster, St. Martin’s Press, Penguin and other major houses have published his works.
His titles span humor, self-help and celebrity autobiographies. They’ve been seen on David Letterman, The Today Show, Rosie ‘O’ Donnell, Regis and Kathy Lee, The Fox News Network, Entertainment Tonight, Comedy Central, Politically Incorrect, Comedy Central, Geraldo Rivera, Donahue, Larry King, and have been published in England, France, Germany, China, Brazil, etc.
In addition, his books have been featured or he’s been interviewed in People, Cosmopolitan, The New York Daily News, The Chicago Tribune, The Christian Science Monitor, Los Angeles Magazine, American Airlines Magazine, USA Today, The Philadelphia Metro, and The New York Times. He’s also been a frequent guest on many radio shows including top ten markets of ABC, CBS, FOX, Clear Channel, Westwood One, Radio America, and Pacifica Broadcasting.
David has been a creative force at powerhouse agencies such as Saatchi & Saatchi and McCann-Erikson. He was involved with the “Where’s The Beef” campaign for Wendy’s and has created advertising for Toyota, Hilton Hotels, Bausch & Lomb, Diet Coke, Continental Airlines, Master Card, Sharp Electronics, Lifesavers, Century 21 Real Estate, Milton-Bradley, Yoplait Yogurt, The Los Angeles Times, Heineken, Timberland Boots, Mennen, Howard Johnson’s, National Car Rental, Almond Joy, Fancy Feast, Days Inn, Cheerios, Crayola, Lockheed, to name a few.
Now the President of AdVille.com in Los Angeles, he develops websites and marketing strategies in partnership with select companies.
He believes the best years of his life are still BEHIND him!