How to Marry A Martian [NOOK Book]

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Have you heard of the MIB? That was just a movie, the Alien Vice Squad is the real deal. We handle Aliens who bypass the red tape and come to Earth to get the ultimate green card. I am a member of Team Omega. We’re a new task force designed to go after the Bernuli aliens who are mating with human women illegally. Once mated, it’s a marriage that by the Extraterrestrial Rights Act is recognized as valid. So there is no time to waste.

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How to Marry A Martian

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Overview

Have you heard of the MIB? That was just a movie, the Alien Vice Squad is the real deal. We handle Aliens who bypass the red tape and come to Earth to get the ultimate green card. I am a member of Team Omega. We’re a new task force designed to go after the Bernuli aliens who are mating with human women illegally. Once mated, it’s a marriage that by the Extraterrestrial Rights Act is recognized as valid. So there is no time to waste.

Aliens are sneaky. They only show their true selves during sexual release. But three hot and heavy sexual encounters with them is the same as saying ‘I Do’. So after you catch them you have to be able to withstand their aggressive advances as you transport them to a Deportation location.

Omega Team Motto: Do them, Document them, and Deport them.

But when you are an alien with nothing to lose, you’ll do anything to win.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940014143035
  • Publisher: Leila Brown
  • Publication date: 3/26/2012
  • Series: Alien Vice Squad , #1
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 436,760
  • File size: 218 KB

Meet the Author

I've been an avid reader since the fifth grade. As I aged I read everything I could get my hands on from horror, to mystery and finally stopping in romance.

While in college studying computer programming and electrical engineering, I realized what I wanted to do when I grew up. I wanted to write those stories that entertained me through more nights than I could count. Of course my first attempts were less than remarkable and have been destroyed to protect the innocent. :)

As the years have progressed life kind of took over. I got married, had a son, changed jobs several times. But one thing remained constant -- my desire to write.

Currently, I am living in Alaska as a domestic engineer aka stay at home mom. I write full time now. I'm working on two new series along with bringing back to life two old series.

Along with writing I am doing fused glass jewelry and torched glass beads. If you enjoy my books drop me an email. I love hearing from readers.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 28, 2012

    This is a fast-paced fun read!!!

    This is a fast-paced fun read!!!

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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