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•Forget Mozart—inspire a BILLIONAIRE in the womb by playing stock market bells and ...
•Forget Mozart—inspire a BILLIONAIRE in the womb by playing stock market bells and yelling like rally-crazed brokers.
• A GENIUS isn’t made playing hide-and-seek, so stop your offspring from playing games with IQ-draining friends.
• A SUPER MODEL can’t have fat (not even baby fat), so start her at birth on a diet of painkillers, cigarettes and vodka.
Posted September 23, 2013
HOW FANTASTIC TO HAVE A BOOK WITH INTELLIGENCE & HUMOUR - I PLAN ON KEEPING IT BY MY BEDSIDE & READ A FEW CHAPTERS SO THAT I HAVE MORE HUMOUROUS DREAMS - BEST WAY TO WAKE UP WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE - THE 'NAME' SECTION I REALLY GOT A CHUCKLE OUT OF ESPECIALLY SECOND NAME FOR POPE - I HAD TO MAKE SURE MY COUSIN DIDN'T TAKE OFF WITH IT AS SHE WAS HERE WHEN I GOT IT & READ MOST BEFORE ME - I LOOK FORWARD TO MORE LIKE THIS FROM THIS DUO OF AUTHORS - A GREAT GIFT AT BABY SHOWERS & I'LL BE GETTING ONE FOR THE NEXT ONE I GO TO - MY HUSBAND IS HAPPY TO BE NEXT IN LINE TO READ IT & I HOPE HE LAUGHS AS MUCH AS I DIDWas this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.
Posted September 3, 2013
Hilarious book for parents, soon to be parents or anyone for that matter! The tongue and approach that book is written with is the perfect anti-dote for all those 'How-To' books on how to parent. Each chapter takes you through the conception and the raising of a specific type of child from Olympic Athlete to Pop Singer; Pageant Queen to Genius; Astronaut to Vampire, with the added bonus of appropriate names for each type of child (example: Killzor Maimsalot for a future world conqueror). This is the perfect stocking stuffer or baby shower gift! A must buy!!!Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.
Posted August 14, 2013
Super funny. This is NOT a parenting guide. It's comedy. The book has a bunch of the different chapters: "How to Raise a Stephen Colbert", "How to Raise a Super Model", etc. I laughed out loud on multiple occasions. I'd list out the quotes here, but then that would ruin the book :) This would be a great gift for a new parent who likes a laugh and doesn't take the whole thing too seriously.Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.