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How to Survive a Horror Movie
     

How to Survive a Horror Movie

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by Seth Grahame-Smith
 

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Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
 
From ghosts, vampires, and zombies to serial killers, cannibalistic hillbillies, and haunted Japanese videocassettes, How to Survive a Horror Movie shows how to defeat every obstacle found in scary films. Readers will discover:
 
     •  How to Perform an Exorcism

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Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
 
From ghosts, vampires, and zombies to serial killers, cannibalistic hillbillies, and haunted Japanese videocassettes, How to Survive a Horror Movie shows how to defeat every obstacle found in scary films. Readers will discover:
 
     •  How to Perform an Exorcism
     •  What to Do If You Did Something Last Summer
     •  How to Persuade the Skeptical Local Sheriff
     •  How to Vanquish a Murderous Doll
     •  How to Survive an Alien Invasion
     •  How to Tell If You’ve Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie
 
and much, much more. Complete with useful instructions, insane illustrations, and a list of 100 important films to study, How to Survive a Horror Movie is essential reading for prom queens, jocks, teenage babysitters, and anyone employed by a summer camp.


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Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781594745683
Publisher:
Quirk Publishing
Publication date:
05/18/2011
Sold by:
Penguin Random House Publisher Services
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
331,404
File size:
12 MB
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Meet the Author

Seth Grahame-Smith is the author of the New York Times best seller Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. He doesn’t know it yet, but he’s been dead since the beginning of the movie.
Illustrator Nathan Fox lives in Kansas City, Missouri, with his wife and daughter. His work has appeared in the New York Times, The New Yorker, Rolling Stone, Wired, Print, Spin, and countless other national publications.


From the Trade Paperback edition.

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How to Survive a Horror Movie 4.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 39 reviews.
Jiles More than 1 year ago
If it it weren't for this book, i don't know how I could live in today's world. If you infer the book good enough, it's not only a guide to living through a horror story, but it could help you in any real life situation. Don't GIVE this to a friend if they want to read it, just let them borrow it. The book explains why. Seth G-S really outdid himself when he wrote this guide, and I now realize how necessary this guide is. Don't leave the house without it!

P.S. Read it whenever you get to, even if it's like the 100th time. You can only benefit from learning the skills this guide has to teach.
Zozoewuzhere More than 1 year ago
This book is a great way to pass the time! Also giving important tips on whatever this world may come to! I couldn't keep my hands off it!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Being a huge fan of everything horror im very glad this book found me
Guest More than 1 year ago
If you could possibly be in a horror movie, you NEED this book to survive! Careful though, how you got it could influence your fate. Unsuspecting jocks, doubtful sheriffs & slutty goths: BEWARE. Read this if you want to stay clean & make it to the end of the movie.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If you are a big fan of horror movies you will get a kick out of this book. It is accurate in horror movie descriptions and funny.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I love this book. It's hilarious and everyone i know loves it. I had to loan it to 20 people when i first bought it. :)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The title says it all
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is a great book, i only wish it was longer!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
No more nights spent in terror being unsure of what to do. Fearing the bumps in the night and the lonely howls on moonlit nights? Have no fear! Now you can find out who you are and how to fight back! This book will help you survive the final reel...and beyond.
your_mom-01 More than 1 year ago
This book is very hard to put down. I have laughed, I don't know how many times since I started reading this book, and it is the kind of book that I could read over and over again. I would definatly tell people about this book and a couple of my friends have already been asking to borrow it! If you can, get this book! :-)
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Loved it. However, I think I can dispute one part. There is one horror movie where there IS full frontal male nudity. The Movie Slaughter High.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is the only book you should have until you die!!(thanks to this manuel, not in a horror flick :D!)
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Fun book to read. If you enjoy horror, then you will appreciate the humor of this book.
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My title says it all. This is the coolest book ever!
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