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How to Survive an Alien Abduction: And Other Useful Information

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In his latest book, self proclaimed expert on everything, Jim Griffin shares his vast knowledge on the subject of dealing with unique circumstances. Do you know what you can do to increase your chances of making it through an alien abduction? Did you ever wonder what you should do if you meet a ghost, a vampire, or Bigfoot? Do you know what to do if sharks infest your swimming pool? Well Jim does, and in this book he will help guide you through these difficult situations, and ...
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In his latest book, self proclaimed expert on everything, Jim Griffin shares his vast knowledge on the subject of dealing with unique circumstances. Do you know what you can do to increase your chances of making it through an alien abduction? Did you ever wonder what you should do if you meet a ghost, a vampire, or Bigfoot? Do you know what to do if sharks infest your swimming pool? Well Jim does, and in this book he will help guide you through these difficult situations, and many more.
This book takes a satirical and informative look at a genre that might seem more suited for late night talk radio, than a best selling book. Nevertheless, this book is destined to become one of the all-time greatest bathroom reads. Although it may not help to cure your constipation, it will certainly help you to pass the time.
In addition to being the great tome of knowledge that it is, this book is also perfectly sized to prop up your computer monitor, level off your coffee table, or even squish spiders. But if you decide to actually read this book, you may find that you were not alone in thinking that someone should have come up with these ideas long ago.
Jim Griffin was born in Westfield, Massachusetts in 1967, but he grew up in Portland, Oregon. After graduating from Franklin High School in 1985, he spent the next four years serving in the United States Marine Corps, and was honorably discharged with the rank of Corporal. After more than fifteen years in the oil industry, he went back to school and earned a degree in management. Jim currently resides in rural Columbia County, a distant suburb of Portland, Oregon.
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  • ISBN-13: 9781598587777
  • Publisher: Dog Ear Publishing
  • Publication date: 12/28/2008
  • Pages: 232
  • Product dimensions: 5.50 (w) x 8.50 (h) x 0.49 (d)

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  • Posted December 20, 2009

    This book could save your life.

    Just the other day I was out hiking in the mountains and heard a strange noise in the bushes. Luckily, I had read this book and knew what to do and this wasn't the first time that this book helped me.
    It's like a first aid kit in a book, minus the ability to treat actually wounds, but will possibly prevent such wounds from occurring in the first place. So, it's even better than a first aid kit. Heck, buy this book and you may never need a first aid kit again.

    James

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