How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

by The Oatmeal, Matthew Inman

Overview

If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at The Oatmeal.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats! A bonus pullout poster is included at the back of the book.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781449425395
Publisher:	Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publication date:	10/09/2012
Series:	The Oatmeal , #2
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	136
Sales rank:	427,050
File size:	16 MB
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About the Author

Brilliantly whimsical yet oddly informative, The Oatmeal is an entertainment Web site full of comics, quizzes, and stories. The site gets more than 5 million unique page views a month; 250,000 blogs and Web sites have linked to it. The Oatmeal is written, drawn, and coded by Matthew Inman, a king of all trades when it comes to the Web. Matthew lives in Seattle, Washington. He subsists on a steady diet of crickets and whiskey. He enjoys long walks on the beach, gravity, and breathing heavily through his mouth. His dislikes include scurvy, typhoons, and tapeworm medication.

Editorial Reviews

There are an estimated 84 million cats in this country and, according to the feline-watchers at The Oatmeal funfest, at least 28 million of them are killers. With this slyly subversive paperback and NOOk Book original, you will be able to decipher the true evil behind those lovable, inscrutable eyes.