How To Win a Fight With a Polar Bear: Round Zero

How To Win a Fight With a Polar Bear: Round Zero

by Maxwell Allen
How To Win a Fight With a Polar Bear: Round Zero

How To Win a Fight With a Polar Bear: Round Zero

by Maxwell Allen

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Overview

A ludicrously useful mini-guide to the improbable and amazing - 8 1200+ word articles on handling life's bizarre scenarios. A humorous prequel to upcoming title How To Win a Fight With a Polar Bear: Round One.

Essays:

> How To Win a Fight With a Polar Bear

> The Top Four Board Games for Aggravating Severe Mental Disorders

>Three Everyday Methods of Travel Way More Dangerous Than Flying to Shut the Guy Up in the Next Aisle Still Panicking About the Turbulence

>Six Quick Tips for What NOT to Do When You're on Fire

>The Do's and Don'ts of Questioning Your Cult's Troubling New Direction

>Interior Design fer Pirates - How to Make Yer Ship the Toast of the Seven Seas

>Suspicious Job Listings to Avoid When Shopping Online for an Exotic New Career

>What to Bring to the Doomsday Shelter Housewarming Party

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Product Details

BN ID: 2940148510628
Publisher: Eskimo With a Battle-Axe Books
Publication date: 07/25/2013
Series: How To Win a Fight With a Polar Bear
Sold by: Draft2Digital
Format: eBook
Sales rank: 919,351
File size: 215 KB

About the Author

I've been writing since I was a child reading the Swiss Family Robinson (of all things) for the hundredth time as a boy eager to escape into story. My journey through life has been fractured and frustrating, ridiculous and hilarious. My biting yet somber sense of humor is as tilted as my personal perspective, and my passion for making people laugh long enough to forget how precarious life can be - by reminding them how precarious life can be - is strong and unyielding.
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