Hull Damage [NOOK Book]

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Earning a decent living as an interstellar pirate has never exactly been easy, but the crew of The Unconstant Lover has got it particularly raw. Contending daily with the mechanical failures of their haggard spaceship and the best efforts of bounty hunters to collect the growing price on their heads, this crew of cutthroats, buccaneers and scofflaws use wits, weapons and wisecracks to make off with as much booty as they can, with the forces of law and order never more than one ...

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Hull Damage

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Overview

Earning a decent living as an interstellar pirate has never exactly been easy, but the crew of The Unconstant Lover has got it particularly raw. Contending daily with the mechanical failures of their haggard spaceship and the best efforts of bounty hunters to collect the growing price on their heads, this crew of cutthroats, buccaneers and scofflaws use wits, weapons and wisecracks to make off with as much booty as they can, with the forces of law and order never more than one step behind.

The only impediment between them and a quiet criminal career is their blowhard of a captain. Ace pilot, megalomaniac and complete moron, Captain Nemo leads his motley crew with bluster and bravado through planetary blockades, space station shootouts and rowdy barroom brawls, hell-bent on becoming the most fearsome dread pirate this galaxy’s ever seen. A bidding war between three of the galaxy’s least forgiving crime lords could very possibly be his worst idea to date, but when it comes to The Unconstant Lover and her captain, the line between brilliance and insanity might just have disappeared.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940033277841
  • Publisher: Timothy J. Meyer
  • Publication date: 5/25/2012
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 18,027
  • File size: 690 KB

Meet the Author

TIMOTHY J. MEYER is wanted on five counts of piracy, two counts of brigandage and one count of enthusiastic corruption of the galactic good. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please contact the local branch of the IMIS (Imperial Ministry of Interstellar Security).
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  • Posted July 14, 2012

    You will not regret it!

    Utterly incredible! I couldn't put it down. Following reading the teasers that Mr Meyer published on the website I was so excited to read the whole book.
    Upon it's release I read the whole book in one sitting. By far one of the best Sci-Fi books I have ever read! It draws you into the story so cleverly . I have since read the book over 5 times.
    I cannot wait for more!

    I highly recommend this novel! You will be far from disappointed and will not regret it!

    5 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 9, 2012

    Excellent Book!

    Great reading lots of twists and turns characters are wonderfully different I can't wait for the sequel...

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 12, 2013

    An extremely good read

    This book was amazing. Meyer composed a very blunt and witty read with his novel. I'm eagerly awaiting Book II of the Bad Space Trilogy.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 8, 2013

    Timothy J. Meyer explodes onto the Sci-Fi scene with the first i

    Timothy J. Meyer explodes onto the Sci-Fi scene with the first in his "Bad Space" trilogy. Like, literally explodes. With big, spaceship torpedoes.  The characters are unique and incredibly three-dimensional, his prose is thick and his dialogue is pithy. The world building in "Hull Damage" is so vast, I can barely begin to wrap my mind around it and I cannot wait for more. This is "Star Wars" meets "A Clockwork Orange"--except with psychotic, interstellar pirates.  I highly reccomend this novel. You've never gotten so much depth and content for free before. Snag it before they get wise and start charging.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 8, 2012

    Terrible

    Written in present tense. Not worth the time.

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 24, 2014

    Good book

    Pirates, space ships and a good laugh, what isn't to like?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 27, 2013

    Awsome

    This book is one of the greatist sifi novles i have ever read. the characters are life like, the univers is huge and the story is the funniest thinng i have ever read. captian nemo blows past captain jack sparrow in a heart beat if you like sifi or pirates of the carribean or even just dirty humor you will love this book.

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    Posted April 26, 2013

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