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There's a story, a funny story, about me sitting in a restaurant. I'm eating this big meal and maybe having a couple of beers and smoking a cigarette. A woman comes by the table. She recognizes me and she's shocked because it seems like I should be in training or something. She's getting all over me, saying that a professional athlete should take better care of himself. I lean back and I say to her, "I ain't an athlete, lady. I'm a baseball player." That pretty much sums it up. In an age when athletes are getting bigger and stronger and more imposing every day, John Kruk of the National League champion Philadelphia Phillies is a hero for the rest of us. He likes his food, he likes his beer, he doesn't see much point in
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There's a story, a funny story, about me sitting in a restaurant. I'm eating this big meal and maybe having a couple of beers and smoking a cigarette. A woman comes by the table. She recognizes me and she's shocked because it seems like I should be in training or something. She's getting all over me, saying that a professional athlete should take better care of himself. I lean back and I say to her, "I ain't an athlete, lady. I'm a baseball player." That pretty much sums it up. In an age when athletes are getting bigger and stronger and more imposing every day, John Kruk of the National League champion Philadelphia Phillies is a hero for the rest of us. He likes his food, he likes his beer, he doesn't see much point in combing his hair and he plays the game of baseball too well for anyone to get away with hassling him about any of it. A three-time all-star, Kruk has maintained a .309 average since coming to the Phillies in 1989 and has had more fun doing it than just about anybody in sports today. You knew the World Series against Toronto was going to be an offensive series, and [the 15-14 game] sort of epitomized that. It sucked. It was a worthless game. I told Paul Molitor - it seemed like the eighth time he was on base that day - "This ain't a World Series. The World Series is supposed to be the two best teams in the world playing. I mean, you could go to Williamsport and get two little League teams to play better than we are tonight." "I Ain't an Athlete, Lady..." is John Kruk's loose, funny view of his life, his world, his game, and his teammates - the wildest and flakiest bunch of players since the Gashouse Gang of the 1930s. ("In our clubhouse, if you called somebody a psychopathic idiot, it was a pretty good compliment.") Kruk shares his stories of growing up in a small town in West Virginia ("People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks"), passes along his diet tips ("The best diet is just to go into a res

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  • ISBN-13: 9780671897949
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Adult Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 5/17/1994
  • Pages: 256

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  • Posted July 19, 2010

    I Ain't a Critic, Lady. I'm a Fan.

    John Kruk's book is thoroughly entertaining. I read it when it first came out, in 94 or 95, I believe. I'd always been a fan, I love the way he played the game, and he's so damn honest about everything he does, you can't help but like him...that's why he's so good on Baseball Tonight - his honesty. And it doesn't hurt that he's also an expert, tho I doubt he'd use that word to describe himself. He was always an excellent hitter but I must admit, I enjoyed his All-Star at bat against Randy Johnson a whole lot more than John did. You don't have to be a Phillies' fan to like the book. If you enjoy baseball stories, you'll enjoy this book by one of baseball's best story tellers.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 21, 2006

    A Pretty Good Philly Book

    Growing up in rural PA, the Phillies were everyone's team, even me. I remember my brother picking Kruk as his favorite. I found this book at a library book sale and decided to read it even though I root for the Braves now. Kruk's insight to the game was hilarious and the book was great from the first page to the last. Reading about all those guys I grew up watching, from Dutch to Murphy was great. I highly recommend this book to any Phillies' fans and those that watched and remembered the 93 Phillies will have a good read.

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