I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President

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Overview

Family Guy meets Election in this hilarious young adult debut!

Twelve-year-old Oliver Watson's got the IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich. Or so everyone in Omaha thinks. In reality, Oliver's a mad evil genius on his way to world domination, and he's used his great brain to make himself the third-richest person on earth! Then Oliver's father - and archnemesis - makes a crack about the upcoming middle school election, and Oliver takes it as a personal challenge. He'll run, and he'll win! Turns out, though, that overthrowing foreign dictators is actually way easier than getting kids to like you. . . Can this evil genius win the class presidency and keep his true identity a secret, all in time ...

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Overview

Family Guy meets Election in this hilarious young adult debut!

Twelve-year-old Oliver Watson's got the IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich. Or so everyone in Omaha thinks. In reality, Oliver's a mad evil genius on his way to world domination, and he's used his great brain to make himself the third-richest person on earth! Then Oliver's father - and archnemesis - makes a crack about the upcoming middle school election, and Oliver takes it as a personal challenge. He'll run, and he'll win! Turns out, though, that overthrowing foreign dictators is actually way easier than getting kids to like you. . . Can this evil genius win the class presidency and keep his true identity a secret, all in time to impress his dad?

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly
Lieb, executive producer of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, debuts with a novel about a class election that may appeal to his show's audience as well as middle-schoolers. Oliver Watson has known since infancy that his intellect is several cuts above average. At 12, he's the third richest person in the world, secretly running a global empire while pretending to be mentally vacant (imagine The Simpsons' Ralph Wiggum as a seventh-grader). Oliver's intellectual superiority is equaled by the meanness of his spirit. He enjoys secretly torturing his teachers and describes his adoring mother as “a shapeless, witless mass of mousy hair, belly fat, and boobs.” His pathological disdain for his father, who fondly recalls his own school electoral victory, fuels Oliver's decision to toss his hat in the ring—in order to show up Dad. The ample scatological humor is joined by a few jokes that will sail over the heads of actual seventh-graders, e.g., an aside about the work of Raymond Carver. But these won't keep readers from getting wrapped up in Oliver's malevolence and bile. Ages 12–up. (Oct.)
Children's Literature
Oliver Watson is a genius. He is also one of the richest people in the world. He is also a twelve-year-old student at a middle school in Omaha, Nebraska. The other kids call Oliver "Butterball" and a dork. No one, not even his parents, know that he is the greatest evil genius in the universe. Oliver has secret spies, body guards, and hide-outs throughout his town and even in the school. He conducts his business by using Lionel Sheldrake, a recovered alcoholic, as his cover. A person of Oliver's esteem and status can literally have anything they want and Oliver wants to be class president. Although he could easily arrange to have the votes fixed in his favor, Oliver wants to win the election as honestly as possible. This is due, in part, to a desire to please his father. Oliver claims to dislike his pathetic, loser dad, but in truth, he really wants to make him proud. Oliver will use his personal wealth, power, and influence to pull all kinds of bizarre and amusing stunts to get what he wants. The result is this wonderfully witty novel that even has several photographs that are hilarious. Readers will laugh out loud as odd-ball Oliver uses his evil and genius to become class president with unexpected and surprising results. Reviewer: Denise Daley
VOYA
Disguised as the biggest loser in the eighth grade at his school in Omaha, Nebraska, Oliver Watson is really a cunning billionaire who secretly controls everything within his reach, from the teachers in his school to his father's job as the director of a public television station. Oliver has a team working for him at all times, including the false figurehead of his corporation, Lionel Sheldrake, a former insurance executive recruited from skid row, and a highly trained dog, Lollipop, disguised as the family pet. When Oliver realizes that his father, usually ambivalent about Oliver's activities, is excited by the prospect of Oliver's becoming class president, he focuses the efforts of his corporation on winning the office. The story is told by Oliver and is embellished with his sarcastic footnotes. It varies to include transcripts of conversations and photos used as if they were evidence, all of which will engage readers accustomed to multimedia formats. Oliver dominates the world because he is clever, and he gains his father's admiration for this skill. The author portrays school life realistically and creates a Walter Mitty for teenagers, especially those who do not fit in. They will become huge fans of this book. Reviewer: Jenny Ingram
School Library Journal
Gr 7–9—Lieb's first novel is a comedy/sci-fi fantasy about Oliver Watson, an overweight 12-year-old from Omaha, NE, who fools his family and classmates into thinking that he is slow-witted when in fact he is the world's third-richest person. He overthrows foreign dictators, owns corporations, is a successful inventor and investor, and is on the way to attaining his goal of world domination. This evil supergenius, who makes Artemis Fowl look ready for sainthood, has the appeal of a cartoon villain. His father and arch nemesis is too involved in running a local PBS affiliate and too uninvolved in his son. What Oliver really wants is his dad's approval and attention. He decides that the way to get this is to win the election for president of the eighth-grade class at Gale Sayers Middle School. Lieb perfectly captures the wise-guy sarcasm and trash mouth of a seventh-grade evil genius. Readers will love the sci-fi/fantasy touches, from Oliver's elaborate underground lair to the transmitter implanted in his jaw and his installing root beer and chocolate milk at the school's water fountain (of course, only he knows how to make it work). The format—short blurbs of text interspersed with humorous black-and-white photos—will appeal to reluctant readers. Although the book has as little subtlety as its title, certainly the theme of a boy wanting his father's love is a universal one. This is a book kids will be talking about.—Connie Tyrrell Burns, Mahoney Middle School, South Portland, ME
Kirkus Reviews
Beneath 12-year-old Oliver Watson's bumbling persona lurks the mind of a supervillain-cold, devious and focused on winning a middle-school election. In his attempt to corrupt the democratic process, Oliver blackmails the other candidates, meddles with a burgeoning relationship and stages an African coup, all with the help of his loyal dog, Lollipop, and his front man, Lionel Sheldrake. Gross-out humor, heavy machinery and a periphery romance will appeal especially to male readers. Oliver is calculating and humorous, quickly engaging readers as they learn about his extravagant plots and immense empire. The incompetent adults that populate the pages are elevated only just above stock characters but are ideally suited to the narrative. Though Oliver's conflict with his father is layered and well crafted, the saccharine resolution cheapens it slightly. Similar to Artemis Fowl but without the supernatural element, Lieb's creative and twisted first novel gets a positive vote. (Fiction. 10-14)

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780594232254
  • Publisher: Penguin Group (USA)
  • Publication date: 11/25/2011
  • Pages: 304
  • Sales rank: 66,826
  • Age range: 11 - 15 Years
  • Product dimensions: 5.70 (w) x 8.40 (h) x 1.20 (d)

Meet the Author

Josh Lieb
Josh Lieb is the Emmy-winning co-executive producer of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and has worked on such shows as The Simpsons and Newsradio. This is his first YA novel. He lives in New York City with his wife, Beata, and their dog, Lollipop
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  • Posted January 2, 2010

    Great Weekend Fun Read

    It is difficult to NOT think of Stewie from the Family Guy TV series when reading the misadventures of Oliver. Although that doesn't detract from the uniqueness of the character, parallels will inevitably be drawn thanks to the characters obsessive hate/need his acceptance relationship with his father.

    This is a fun read and I made it through in one sitting. There are many chuckle worthy moments that help endear the reader to the supporting cast. Part of the charm of the story is in not knowing if this is the Oliver's actual reality, or his childish imagination gone awry.

    Oliver is your classic pseudo-villain in the making.

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 10, 2012

    Lol

    Amazing

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted May 30, 2011

    Im 12 and i understand it...TRUST ME READ MY REVIEW

    Gosh! This book is good, but people(In their reviews), are saying that meanings and words in this book can't be understood by people 15 and under...I'm 12 and understand all words people have used as examples(ex.-carcass,assailant). I'm not saying anything personally against them,(people and their reviews), nor am I calling them liars. I just believe they are...misinformed. HAR, I just used something frome the book. Seriously... I did...Double HAR.Trust me, this book is actually better for teens/'preteens', than adults. Good book. Read it. The best part is how realistic(If the situation happenend), the book is. O.K I know that was a long review, but I,m done now. READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 2, 2011

    Great but read my post before you buy-

    I loved the book, it was great.. but not as great as I expected...
    This book does not highlight him being a young genius. It's mostly about him trying to impress his dad.
    I would suggest reading- Evil Genius by cathrine Jinks (my fav book eva!)
    It's also about a genius child but with much more thrill and action and dont be fooled by the slow start.. Evil genius is amazing..

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 7, 2012

    A hysterical pre-teen novel.

    I had read this book as a twelve year old and found it while perusing the store. This book is so relatable due to the humor of the story. I suggest you read it if you come across this review, and as for the people who disagree with my opinion, they really should try reading the book again.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 31, 2012

    Hahaha got to rs Hahaha got to read this

    This is a funny book you should read it.

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  • Posted January 23, 2012

    Still hysterical on re-reading

    Those who don't think this is appropriate for/comprehensible by ten-year-olds, don't deal with many ten-year-olds. That's my job. They aren't as dumb as you seem to want to make them out to be, and the ones around here are enjoying the heck out of this book. I'm excited to hear it's going to be a movie, I hope they do it justice!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 5, 2011

    Idk what u guys r smokin

    But this book is amazing and hilarious. You guys must be on some crazy meds but i loved it.

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  • Posted May 6, 2011

    hated this novel

    it to me was boring horrable plot and stupid charcters but it was ok if you like somewhat realistic book with charcters who only a handfull of people will like

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 14, 2011

    Guess what... fans...

    Well I havent (but am going to) read this book because I wanted to see what new movies i should look forward too... and guess what... this is going to be a movie (2013) cant wait to read!!

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  • Posted February 13, 2011

    awesome

    it is rele funny and interesting

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  • Posted February 1, 2011

    Hilarious!!!!!!!

    everyone will love it....... absolutley genius!!!!

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  • Posted January 15, 2011

    Love it!!!

    This book is hilarious!

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  • Posted January 12, 2011

    lol

    it is so funny i love it

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 8, 2011

    Awesome Book

    This is a laugh out loud book about a genious mastermind

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 8, 2010

    Cover COMPLETELY misleading! Not for 10 year old!

    The adorable cover of this book is completely misleading! It's got a 10 year old on the front cover, but this book cannot be understood by a 10 or 11 year old unless read to by a parent. I don't mind that the main character is rude and says inappropriate stuff...boys like to read that so as a mom I'm completely okay with it. It's that it's a "fantasy" book that's set in the real world. If it was about dragons or vampires, you know you have to suspend belief. But this book may or may not be a fantasy. It's about Oliver, who says he's a fat loser at school who gets made fun of by others but in reality he's a billionaire genius who has a football sized field space specially made for him under his house where he can conduct his business...and his parents don't know about it or the fact that he's a billionaire. So at first you think he's got a great fantasy life going on to cover up for having no friends and being an outcast. But then as an adult and you read on and on and this "fantasy life" isn't going away you realize that the boy might be actually telling the truth. But my 10 1/2 year old is confused and says, "Oliver keeps lying..." and the book tries to be witty and funny and make jokes and innuendos that children the age of 10 or 11 cannot possibly understand. I think all the reviews on here are from adults. Just try giving this to a kid under the age of 12 or even 13, and they're completely confused and baffled. It's got way too many words on each page that an 11 year old doesn't know like "assailant, invariably, unmolested, carcass" and that's only on pages 20 and 21 . I love challenging books and words, but there are way too many not to be running to the dictionary every two pages. I've been reading this to my son out loud, and have to explain each page because he's confused. Does a 10 year old really know what a master's thesis is? (page 75) No. Why the author thinks that they do is strange to me. I think adult fans of Jon Stewart would really like this book. The cover bothers me, because it makes 10 year olds and younger want to pick it up. Great cover and great title...for a kids book. But this isn't a kids book. I never write reviews, but I really felt like the reality has to be stated.

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  • Posted September 13, 2010

    Hilarious!

    I love this book! It was funny and creative. Josh Lieb made Oliver Watson come alive. Though a slightly easy read, the content is made for middle school readers. This modern story is about and told by Oliver, the evil 6th grade genius, who doesn't want anyone to know he is a genius, so he acts slow. Oliver has his eyes set on ruling the world, and the first step is to become Class President. Only he didn't know that getting elected would be so difficult! I highly recommend this book to pre-teens, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh.

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  • Posted June 30, 2010

    more from this reviewer

    I thought this was just O.K

    It is an O.K book. Some people love it some people hate it. I am caught in between.

    Good Things:

    - The book is funny
    -It is great to read just for fun
    -You can share this with your friends
    -The characters are great

    Bad Things:

    -Some bad parts to the story, might not be appropriate
    -Not very good for discussing
    -It is on the long side, but pretty easy, this might be good, this may be bad
    -I think it's kind of confusing, and it can be boring

    As you can see, it may be fun to read for you, it may not be. Not one of my favorites, but not bad! I have not read any other books by this author. I might recommend.

    -Book_Worm_1998

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 19, 2010

    This is just badly written and boring

    Don't waste your time or money - my 5th grade class could have done a better job!

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 18, 2009

    I Also Recommend:

    A great read for my 12 yr old son

    This was a gift - and he reluctantly accepted it, saying that he was not such a fan of this genre...but, after begging him to just check it out, he was gone for the next 2 hours (reading). The following day he actually admitted to enjoying the book and was planning on lending it to a friend of his to read.

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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