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I Am Better Than Your Kids

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by Maddox
     
 

From the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness comes I Am Better Than Your Kids, an outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of children’s artwork that finally cuts those smug little know-it-alls down to size.

Maddox is the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness, the creator of “The Best

Overview

From the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness comes I Am Better Than Your Kids, an outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of children’s artwork that finally cuts those smug little know-it-alls down to size.

Maddox is the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness, the creator of “The Best Page in the Universe,” and a genius.

Maddox can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids. And he can drive.

Adults and children alike would do well to read this book over and over again to learn from Maddox’s sage-like wisdom. Every keystroke Maddox types is brilliant. The world is better off with him in it. Maddox has selflessly shared some of his own art, and we must thank him for it. May his fertility continue to be dangerously potent, so as to impregnate as many babes as possible, and not one fewer.

Editorial Reviews

The author of The Alphabet of Manliness is at it again. In his latest sarcastic rant, Maddox mocks parents who think that their bratty little offspring are just budding Picassos or Einsteins waiting to germinate. Not surprisingly, the sneering keeper of TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com will have none of it: He wants you to know that the finger-painted masterpieces you cherish are actually worthless and those third-grade book reports rightfully belong in history's dustbin. For contrarian spirits, I Am Better Than Your Kids. (P.S. This book is not just the product of one extremely bad day. According to a watcher of Maddox's website, he "endorses chauvinism, and expresses dislike towards children, senior citizens, women's rights activists, vegetarians, environmentalists, hippies, celebrities, personalities, George W. Bush, Mac user, Goths and jocks.")

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781439182864
Publisher:
Gallery Books
Publication date:
11/01/2011
Pages:
320
Product dimensions:
7.70(w) x 9.30(h) x 1.20(d)

Meet the Author

Maddox has been writing hilarious essays for his website, TheBestPageIntheUniverse.com, since 1996. Through word-of-mouth alone, it has become one of the most popular personal sites on the Internet. In 2006, he published his first book, The Alphabet of Manliness, a New York Times bestseller. Maddox has also published a comic book based on his site, and he has a YouTube channel called “The Best Show in the Universe,” featuring clips viewed by more than 3 million fans.

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I Am Better Than Your Kids 4.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 16 reviews.
TEST NOOKUSER More than 1 year ago
This book WILL cure your cancer.
Tennisbuff More than 1 year ago
This is a funny and an irreverent book saying things we all think but won't say out loud. This is more of a "bathroom" reader to give you a chuckle or two while doing your "business".
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Maddox and everything he does is amazing. Every review less than 5 stars is wrong.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is somewhat funny but it gets old fast. Also, too much cursing, wish I had known that before purchasing. But if you are a fan of Maddox, this will be right up your alley!
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DGBQ More than 1 year ago
Here's a review of this book.. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.. Deep breath..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. This is how your journey through this book is going to be. I would not recommend having a meal before reading this book and having tea/coke while reading this. Too dam hilarious. Mr Maddox has done it again. Cheers!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
THIS BOOK WAS SO FUNNY! IT IS WORTH EVERY SINGLE PENNY! BUY, THIS, BOOK! Nookman16@ yahoo com
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Possibly one of the funniest books I've ever read.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
So, this is a great book. I highly recomend it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Can cheer you up on any day and make you burst out laughing. Brought it into the office for the cube-mates and they loved it, even if they had kids.
Robville More than 1 year ago
From award winning author Maddox (a.k.a. George Ouzounian)comes a second book of epicness that will literally make every man and woman's testicles grow in it's presence. If you do not read this book you clearly are castrated or Gay... but if you read it and you were Gay you won't be by the end.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I hate this book. It's just stupid. There, I said it, COME AT ME!!!!!