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I Am Jesus [NOOK Book]

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I am very disappointed about the Bible depicting me as a publicity hound and showoff. I also have some things to say to all the people that made me look like an idiot God. The hundreds of the writers who wrote the books of the Bible were liars writing tall tales of a man they never met. Death and misery will follow these believers of the tall tales. This is my real story based on actual history.

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I Am Jesus

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Overview

I am very disappointed about the Bible depicting me as a publicity hound and showoff. I also have some things to say to all the people that made me look like an idiot God. The hundreds of the writers who wrote the books of the Bible were liars writing tall tales of a man they never met. Death and misery will follow these believers of the tall tales. This is my real story based on actual history.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940000804711
  • Publisher: Daniel Whittman
  • Publication date: 1/9/2010
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • File size: 55 KB

Meet the Author

My favorite authors are Steven Koontz and Lee Child thus most of my main characters are as decent as Jack Reacher and as powerful as most of the evil spirits in Koontz's novels. Every one of my novels is a wild ride into a gripping and satisfying adventure. Do yourself a favor. Read one and tell your friends about it.


Perhaps readers have overlooked my completed children's novel titled, Astonishing Nina. It is an amazing adventure for any child or adult. My favorite novels are good enough for me to read again and again, unlike the vast majority of other books I have read. My novels are exciting, fast paced, satisfying and hours of fun.

The following is a silly little poem for you:

The Vampire
The vampire was in the hospital with white pasty skin.
While the priest was giving him the last rites, he planned to sin.
“Closer,” mumbled the cursed specimen named Fudd.
The priest leaned closer and gave up all of his tainted blood.

Fudd jumped off the bed quickly over the cold, dead sinful man.
Dancing a jig the jubilant vampire was almost tan.
With the priest’s shoes, porn, socks, underwear, cross and white collar
He administered to the flock before they could holler

I have been diagnosed with ALS disease. It is a fatal fast acting disease. It has been a miserable 24 months since the onset.

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