I Fell In Love With A Lesbian At The Zombie Luau
*short story*
We were hiking the Kalalua Trail on the Nā Pali coast in Kauai when it hit us. Mark turned about twenty minutes later. I thought he was joking. He came at me with that open-mouthed vacant stare, arms outstretched like a cartoon sleepwalker. He would have gotten me too, if he hadn't slipped on a muddy tree root and fallen down a thousand feet off a cliff.
After I came down from the trail, I dropped the car into drive, floored the gas pedal, and went Bowling for Zombies.
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I Fell In Love With A Lesbian At The Zombie Luau
*short story*
We were hiking the Kalalua Trail on the Nā Pali coast in Kauai when it hit us. Mark turned about twenty minutes later. I thought he was joking. He came at me with that open-mouthed vacant stare, arms outstretched like a cartoon sleepwalker. He would have gotten me too, if he hadn't slipped on a muddy tree root and fallen down a thousand feet off a cliff.
After I came down from the trail, I dropped the car into drive, floored the gas pedal, and went Bowling for Zombies.
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I Fell In Love With A Lesbian At The Zombie Luau

I Fell In Love With A Lesbian At The Zombie Luau

by Sam Knight
I Fell In Love With A Lesbian At The Zombie Luau

I Fell In Love With A Lesbian At The Zombie Luau

by Sam Knight

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Overview

*short story*
We were hiking the Kalalua Trail on the Nā Pali coast in Kauai when it hit us. Mark turned about twenty minutes later. I thought he was joking. He came at me with that open-mouthed vacant stare, arms outstretched like a cartoon sleepwalker. He would have gotten me too, if he hadn't slipped on a muddy tree root and fallen down a thousand feet off a cliff.
After I came down from the trail, I dropped the car into drive, floored the gas pedal, and went Bowling for Zombies.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940151411233
Publisher: Knight Writing Press
Publication date: 04/27/2015
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
File size: 3 MB

About the Author

A Colorado native, Sam Knight spent ten years in California's wine country before returning to the Rockies. When asked if he misses California, he gets a wistful look in his eyes and replies he misses the green mountains in the winter, but he is glad to be back home.
As well as being part of the WordFire Press Production Team, he is the Senior Editor for Villainous Press and author of three children’s books, three short story collections, two novels, and more than a dozen short stories, including a Kindle Worlds Novella co-authored with Kevin J. Anderson.
A stay-at-home father, Sam attempts to be a full-time writer, but there are only so many hours left in a day after kids. Once upon a time, he was known to quote books the way some people quote movies, but now he claims having a family has made him forgetful, as a survival adaptation. He can be found at SamKnight.com and contacted at
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